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Bethany Baptiste

@storysorcery.bsky.social
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bi // a FL nigga 🐊//gemini // she/her // southerner // trans lives matter always // National bestselling author of THE POISONS WE DRINK & the author of THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME // patreon: bit.ly/paybeth

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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made this post free on my Patreon because I'm all about transparency. How does a Black trad pub author ask for transparency and accountability from her publisher regarding a 2024 book that will most likely go out of print? Read the email yourself. 🙂 www.patreon.com/posts/171039...
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The last hardcover copy is gone, y'all from the US warehouses. My villain era begins. Please anticipate me going a full 115% Floridian.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd like to make a poster, and I was wondering if yall could share 1 fave scene or a quote from POISONS. I'm going to add every response that comes by way to the poster. Just as a reminder that POISONS did have a community of people who loved it. 🥹 I'd appreciate it. #booksky #blacksky
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, OK OK OK. I need to be cool about this. #booksky #blacksky
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And then, there were 2. Life comes at you fast. What comes next when it hits 0, I do not know. But at least every copy would've found a home somewhere.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's too late. Folks have been unable to buy book due to out of stock statuses and backorders. This is why. I wrote THE POISONS WE DRINK because I believe in Black liberation, Black rage, and Black-led revolutions. I wrote it in response during the first Trump admin. #booksky #blacksky
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DISCLAIMER: I'm just a nigga who doesn't give a fuck anymore, not an expert. Don't take my word for it. The industry is intentionally opaque for a reason. This is taboo, boo. I've been getting a lot of Qs about what does "Out of Print" actually means, in my case. #booksky #authorsky #blacksky
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The pictures in that thread I posted was blurry as fuck. Imma try this again.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If POISONS is on your TBR, get it while you still can. Buy it. Because once it's gone, it's gone. Because the math tells me, what's out there is what's left. It's not a collectible. It's an endangered species, hunty. It's Sapphic September, Suicide Awareness Month, and 1/2 #booksky #blacksky
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OK, this post has been a while in the making. Yall want transparency and realness about what it means to be in traditional publishing as a Black author, I'mma show you with actual receipts. Royalty statements. Free post on Patreon: bit.ly/4gTZ9NG #booksky #authorsky #idk #whateversky
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
It’s Black Indie Author Day. Please quote with some Black Indie author(s) you love so folks can find a new fave 🫶🏾 Adrianne Brooks @adriannebrooks.bsky.social K. Alex Walker C.E. Rainwater @theboywhowrote.blacksky.app Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
im now Dani Deacon for all my forthcoming Florida-fueled fantasies with lots of fucking in it. Black Floridians are often erased from convos when it comes to Black Southernness and southern fiction and i want to tap in. im @damndanideacon on all social media platforms.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the source of my trust issues. 🤧 i never stood a chance.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me randomly remembering Snowpiercer and that baby-eating mess.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
ok, time to continue my juneteenth eve tradition. i need Miss Tubman to pistol whip my racist enemies this year while they off work tomorrow.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It took 12,418 days, but I finally made it to Chapter 34 of this gotdamn book. 😂 Yall can wish my birthday well by: joining my middle-aged slut smut Patreon. Annual memberships are now available. Buying my YA fantasy, THE POISONS WE DRINK. Or Venmo me. Links in da tree. linktr.ee/bethanybaptiste
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's my birthday week, Juneteenth season, and PRIDE month. Time to activate.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm on a little hiatus for the month of May, but I'm reading PAGE ONE TO DONE by Jessica Brody and I posted some thoughts I have so far. Updates for middle-aged slut smut on my Patreon resume in June. ☺️ www.patreon.com/posts/doubt-...
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
AHHHHHH THIS IS NOT A DRILL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ UNIVERSAL STUDIOS PARKS ARE DOING A SINNERS HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️FLORIDA NIGGAS ASSEMBLE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #Blacksky
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Dem: Do you have an author newsletter? Me: No, but I do have a Patreon. Dem: Newsletters give you a wider reach though. Me: True, but sending out fictional dick pics with a wider reach is too much power to grasp in my mortal hands. 😞 #monsterromance #booksky #romancelandia
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Don't judge me for this, but I've spent days trying to think of a dedication for this damn #monsterfucker project, and I think this one's it for me, yall. 🙂‍↔️
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
You know you're old enough when you automatically hand the cashier your ID when you buy liquor and they automatically don't look at it.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm all verification coded out. I'm tired of constantly having my phone nearby or having my inbox open. I don't need extra security measures when motherfuckers unverifyingly be hacking servers and my info all up in security breaches. Just let me log in raw.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Attempt 1 of trying to make Teddy Bear famous so I can pay for gas 😂🥲
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Gas is like $4.55 here and I'm not OK. [Yes, I'm using my dog as a meme]
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Being an author with a social media account is accepting the fact you have to be corny when you're doing book promo. Like every time I post about my stories, I think to myself, "Look at this goofy ass ho tryna make a name for herself." 😂😂😂
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Getting your panties in a bunch can't be helped if your middle-aged werewolf alpha is bunching 'em up. If you like smut with: middle-aged sluts, second chance romances, he's a grump to everyone except her, and she's a grump to only him... I've got a serial for you on my Patreon. 🩲 #romancelandia
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
When playing with your middle-aged werewolf alpha, it's important to be vocal. Giving old dogs feedback is how they know their old tricks are working. THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME is 1 of 4 "middle-aged slut smut" serials on my Patreon. Pledge to see what tricks I have up my sleeve. 😌 #romancelandia
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sometimes, your middle-aged dog needs a hug. Old dogs love it when you hug them with your legs. THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME is one of four ongoing middle-aged slut smut serials on Patreon. Pledging won't cost you an arm and a leg. 😌 🔗bit.ly/paybeth #romancelandia #booksky #monsterromance
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
with middle-aged werewolf alphas, you have to put your foot down. you gotta teach old dogs who's the top bitch in charge. 😌 THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME is a "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" serial on my Patreon. pledge to get your foot in the door. 🚪 bit.ly/paybeth #romancelandia #booksky 💙📚
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
if your best eater is a middle-aged werewolf alpha that's been chasing after you for 26 years, give him head pats. old dogs love head pats. ☺️ THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME is a "middle-aged slut smut w/ werewolves" serial on my Patreon. come over and have a taste. bit.ly/paybeth #romancelandia
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Point me to the readers who'd like to support authors who write something other than 26yo MCs acting like they need learners permit to operate their pussies. Tell them I write middle-aged slut smut featuring Black women, and there's episodes on my Patreon. patreon: bit.ly/paybeth #booksky
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026
I love hearing how much yall would like to read these stories in the meantime please support authors like @storysorcery.bsky.social who offers stories about werewolf sluts, vampires and a magical academy (all different stories in serialized novels) www.patreon.com/BethanyBapti...
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Some stories will ask you how you are & offer a handshake. THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME doesn't bother because its hand is too sticky w/ 💦 anyway. Episodes are available on Patreon. 🐺 Werewolf smut 🐺 Middle-aged sluts (both MCs are 40+) 🐺 Second chances #booksky #romancelandia #monsterromance 📚🌶️💙
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
i’m pausing episodes for may on patreon. my day job is beating my ass rn. BUT i’m proud of me. 4 stories. 114 episodes. werewolf smut w/ middle-aged sluts dark academia smut w/ middle-aged sluts & demons restaurant owner middle-aged sluts hollywood actor sluts i'm doing the best i can. 🥹
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
the cover of the novella i've decided to write for gas money it's about a 40yo woman unknowingly accepts help from a 43yo hitman. she shoots him because he's got a few loose screws. he shows up a few months later with a❤️ tattoo exactly where she shot him. more info soon. cover designer: meeeeee 🤩
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yesterday marked 1mo since I launched a Patreon for all my middle-aged slut smut as a side gig after job hunting for a PT job 3 years w/ no luck to get supplemental income. And, we've hit $255/$1000. Thanks so much for every pledge, repost, comment, and like when I'm annoying on yalls TL.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Call me Prank Sinatra. Happy April Fools Day! The only thing that's not a joke is I do have a Patreon where I put all my middle-aged slut smut like THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME.🥲 #romancelandia #monsterromance
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If I said "April Fools", on a scale of 1 to 10, how mad would yall be at me?
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"It's time to update the meaning of bookworm, & we've worked with enough appendages that look like one, so we know what we're doing. We'll put little glasses on the dicks though to keep things a little familiar." - Bertha Controlla, PoppyCock CEO I agree! Bring the lil glasses!
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
My lips have been zipped for such a long time, but ✨NOOOW✨ I get to finally announce that my "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" story aka THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME is getting ADAPTED, YALL!! 🥹 I hope it's the kinda show yall will watch in your Incognito tabs. #romancelandia #monsterromance
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I have an important announcement to make tomorrow. Stay tuned.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My princess + dragon smut Patreon novella isn't medieval. My 42yo princess wears slinky gowns & lush coats, loves booze, cigs, & jazz, and poisons herself to slay a dragon. And my dragon is old, lonely, & treats her murder attempt like foreplay. ☺️ patreon: bit.ly/paybeth #monsterromance
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
In April, CARNAL KNOWLEDGE is coming to my Patreon's TAKE ALL OF IT tier. It's a dark academia smut serial about a 40yo woman who offers eternal marriage to the president of a demon-university, so she can study forbidden magic. And said demon husband says stuff like this 😈 #monsterromance #booksky
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
not him putting his name on the very currency he's responsible for weakening lol. that's like signing the traffic ticket for the car accident you caused.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"Bethany, how does THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME start?" Uuuh, like this. 😂 I ain't calling it "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" for my own health.
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The Beast You Made of Me is available on Patreon as a serial. 🐺Werewolf romance 🐺Mature characters 🐺Second chance 🐺She's a grump to him only 🐺He's a grump to everyone except her 🐺Lots of banter 🐺Blended family (w/ a 4yo daughter & a college-aged son) #monsterromance #romancelandia #romancereads
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
✨Patreon project title reveal✨ a middle-aged princess poisons herself when she's offered to a dragon, so she'll be the last thing he ever eats. but he gets the hots for her after said attempt, & decides to nurse her poisoned ass back to health & more... 😈 #romancelandia #romancereads #booksky 1/2
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LaDarrion Williams @itsladarrion.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Even if you can’t make it to my plays, I am putting up funds to help bring it to life. No more waiting on theaters to give me a “yes”. I AM THE YES. If anyone can help make it happen, please. We need your help. Here’s the link givebutter.com/bring-coco-q...
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Bethany Baptiste @storysorcery.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
it's been 3wks since my Patreon launch!! we're 20% of the way toward my goal. thanks for lettin me cook! 🍳 anybody else wanna help an author survive late-stage capitalism & get some middle-aged slut smut out of the deal? ❤️ $3 tier 🔥 $6 tier bit.ly/paybeth #booksky #romancelandia #romancereads
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