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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Don't burn alone" right? How do I stop burning alone?
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I were desirable.
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Suika @suikamelon6.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Magnus saw all that and was well, in case a vampire wants to be a rockstar one day, he'll do nicely. #TVL #TheVampireLestat
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The truth about suicide is that it doesn’t always get better for people. Some of us just stew in neverending misery. There is no amount of medication out there that will make it stop. Hope is a trap and happiness is fleeting. Some days I wake up with an exuberance for life that is unmatched.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes you’re the Lestat, most days you’re the Nicky.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We all burn the same.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm thinking of quitting. And I'll tell you why.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate myself
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And I think you should probably hate me too
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was already honored to be a voice in their game, but now I’m DOUBLY grateful to have @doublefine.com’s continued support as they unabashedly celebrate our collab! (And please don’t worry. While my success & public joy seem to be upsetting to some, I feel like I’m getting to live my dream life!)
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“And now my friends have all left… or it’s been me gone all along. I guess we all part one day, and drop like leaves into the breeze.”
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you hurt someone enough, eventually that becomes all they see you as; the person who hurt them. No amount of apologizing or promising to change will undo that. You will always be a monster. A disappointment. A waste. A failure. I'm not sure there's anything good in me anymore.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sometimes I think I’m cursed to live with this painful emptiness and loneliness and guilt and regret for all of my days. Most days I think there’s only one way out and I keep trying to find ways around that… as if hope is real. It’s not. I haven’t changed… and I deserve to feel this way.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't think I have ever known happiness... I think I was born sad.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Middle school children in my little liberal oasis were apparently wishing each other “Happy Kirkaversary” today so that’s how it’s going, if you wanted to know.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally listening all the way through Hit the Lights by The Vampire Lestat, I now realize that is the song Lestat wrote for Nicky…. I am so sad now. Sadder than I already was, even.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I remember recently asking someone out and being told “I don’t do relationships or dating” and then they announced their new relationship a few days later on Instagram. If I had a nickel for every time that happened, I’d have enough to buy 3 full-sized candy bars at 2026 inflation prices.
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I'm so tired I'm so bored of myself I keep lighting the fires I keep making it hell for myself"
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I know you can see this. If it makes you feel any better, I hate me too.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I saw Cheekface last year in Los Angeles. Bought the shorts they were selling. Proud to say I've finally lost enough weight to actually wear them! I tried them on once. They're signed and never leaving my house.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It just occurred to me that in episode 5 of The Vampire Lestat, when the band says "make more" to Lestat, Gabriella, and Sam... that all 3 of them were probably turned by all three individuals... so Lestat turned TC, Gabriella turned Alex... and Sam turned Salamander. Also: RIP Larry. Armand sucks.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“You’re the host and I’m a parasite Just let my teeth sink in It was peaceful when I started But I’m hopeless now tho at I’ve eaten”
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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
sophie
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think we’re could all aspire to be a little more like Hank Hill. Not in like a Republican way but like… in the way that we give people love not because they’ve earned it, but because it’s good for them… and us.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The world won’t care when I’m dead
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My weakness is that I think very little of myself.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don’t know how to explain this but Brennan Lee Mulligan’s public persona is like if “Good Luck Everybody” by AJJ was a person At least that’s the vibe I get.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“We’re only here for so long Will anyone remember my name When time has washed away The dust from my ashes? When my head rests in A velvet-lined casket?”
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“Wolf killer, wolf killer My little wolf killer Drink up and dance around the fire tonight”
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 02/08/2026
Lately I’ve had a small (but very noticeable) amount of my OF subscribers sending me screenshots of their snarky and sometimes borderline abusive replies to *other* OF creators whose marketing tactics they disapprove of. This is fucking weird and I would like it to stop!!
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Vee⁷ @zerofilter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How is Lestats album so fcking good????
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes, wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to His kingdom I’ll take all you sonsabitches when I go When I go When I go I’ll take all you sonsabitches when I go
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pitch: a supernatural horror movie about racism where the enemy isn’t white people but the concept of whiteness itself.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Looking back on this thinking how much I would love to see this.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I keep seeing straight up uncensored coochie on Instagram wtf is happening with their moderation?
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Phillip Sevy NYCC A37! @phillipsevy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Timelapse of our amazing @stjepansejic.bsky.social cover - available now at shecomeswithmagic.com!
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My grandfather passed way yesterday
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
every time the horse says this it's great but this is especially great
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
People white knighting for Trump while calling LGBTQIA+ people rapists and pedophiles is perfectly fine over on Instagram, but if you call the Cheeto in Chief a rapist and pedophiles, your shit gets flagged. Fuck Zuck. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Go chew rocks, fuckin losers.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't think there is anything in me worth loving.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Day 2 of reporting AI ads as Unpleasant
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Day 1 of reporting AI generated ads as Unpleasant
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🔞Scheppen!🌦️🎶🌿 @scheppen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm Your Nintendog and I'm Still Okay 🐾 Lil comic zine from 2022 🐕 🧵 1/4
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I am exactly the type of toxic dramatic bitch to call one person, say “i love you,” hang up, and kill myself. I don’t know who I’d call right now. So that’s a good thing. It means that how I’m feeling isn’t super serious. I do know who I wouldn’t call. Won’t say who or why.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don’t think anyone is gonna notice when I disappear
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Does anyone notice there’s a corpse in this bed?”
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In the latest episode of The Vampire Lestat, heretofore referred to as TVL, Lestat’s band asked what the lyric “Make More!” Means and he says he doesn’t remember. I think the vampires who hear it might think the lyric means more vampires. But I think that the lyric means more music.
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StoryBookPlotHoles 🏴‍☠️ @storybookplotholes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“You can’t escape this loneliness It’ll say ‘What a mess How could anybody ever love you?’”
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