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Auren Stormriver 🦅

@stormriver.bsky.social
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🥉 30s, 🕴🏻 they/he, 🧠 AuDHD, 🌈 Queer AF, 🦅 Bird Monster Lover and supporter of arts, sciences, and Forbidden Knowledge in all its forms (including the horny ones) 🔗linktr.ee/stormriver

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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
context for the in-joke:
image is a screenshot of an exchange on tumblr. 

first poster (jame7t): I see you're trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

2nd poster has added a picture of Jareth the Goblin King from the movie "Labyrinth", with a speech bubble so it looks like he's the one saying this
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
FINALLY, I can give my tabletop game the logo that my players insist I deserve
"Ren's Gay & Stupid Maze" written in the Amazing Digital Circus font.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
very silly 2-minute paint doodle I made for the Centaurus Festival's ball pit art collab I am a very mature and serious creature
pink ball featuring a hastily-drawn brown feathered and/or furred creature resembling some kind of bird-cat-dragon thing. 

floating comic sans text says "StormRiver was here" with a little evil smiley emoticon.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
my absolutely GORGEOUS copy of @megsyv.bsky.social's Daughter of the Lilies vol 1 came today! absolutely floored by the quality of this thing y'all. makes me even more excited to re-read this story. if you're not reading DotL you SHOULD >:V
the front cover of Daughter of the Lilies volume 1: A Girl With No Face. features lovely framed art of the main characters, with Thistle of course in the middle. the volume number has a toad. if you know, you know.a look at the signed interior of the book, with finely-detailed line-art of Wu in his dragon form
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I watched a streamer play a Bubsy marathon once, and it was such a fever dream that I've since lost all memory of what actually happened on screen and only have this image, which I drew with my mouse for the chat, to go by:
A silly mspaint doodle of Bubsy, the titular protagonist of the Bubsy games, staring at the viewer with large blank pupils over the badly-scrawled text reading "only the dead may know peace from this evil".
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
As an aside, it's a fun coincidence that I made this image literally last night, before ever seeing the previous post, because I was already considering finally abandoning my long-neglected instagram account.
Large bold white letters declare 'META SUCKS', imposed on a stylized rainbow background because nobody hates Zuck more than us queers.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
more stuff from my indie creator binge! I loved this autism pride dragon design from @thingsbydiana.bsky.social so much that I bought it three times! (sorry for the weird lighting my room is a cave)
Three items - a t-shirt, a tank top, and a sticker sheet - are spread out on a bed to show off their differing sizes. Each features an ornately-designed rainbow-colored eastern dragon wound into an infinity symbol on a black background.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
In the interest of sharing some good news too, check out what came yesterday!! These were designed by @franzanth.bsky.social and sold by @sarahmackattack.bsky.social to benefit Skype A Scientist, and it combines two of my all-time favorite things - nonbinary pride and weird nature facts!
Photo of OP holding up a black shirt with a pink and white graphic design. A bee, a flower, and a clownfish are framed by honeycomb patterns and the words "Biology Is Bigger Than Binaries".
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
first of all how dare you
Top panel: (girl drinking) Me minding my own damn business. 
Bottom panel: (Harley Quinn's face enters stage right) This post.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I spent my afternoon reading Hunger's Bite by @taylor-robin.bsky.social and it is VERY FUN and QUITE EVIL and I am UNDULY VEXED by the fact that I can't read the sequel yet, which of course means I enjoyed it and you should read it yourself perhaps here are some of my Thoughts™️ on the main cast 🧵⤵️
The cover of Hunger's Bite by Taylor Robin, featuring several people dangling precariously off of a miniature cruise ship, which a horrible pointy man is attempting to eat with a fork.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
a lot of these newfangled beanie babies look poorly-made and goofy (derogatory) to me, but I liked this little guy I know he's supposed to be dressed as an easter bunny but my brain said "alien kitty!" so I'm going with that
A mint green striped kitten plushie with big sparkly eyes sporting an extra pair of bunny ears for Easter. 

Ty beanie boo named "gumdrop" according to the tag.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Kinda proud of this picture I took yesterday featuring the absolutely ridiculous snowstorm that followed a rainstorm in the early morning hours. (I needed a picture of a thaw for my next video but nature was like "lol no, you get this")
A bright but cloudy white sky sits above a group of winter trees sporting a healthy heaping of fresh snow on all of their branches.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Stealing my cousin's cat while she's at work >:] This pretty little boy is Mochi. #proofofcat #catsofbluesky
A small brown tabby cat perched on someone's lap. He is getting his fur all over their black pants and feels no remorse for it.The same tabby cat, except now he has assumed the donut position and is falling asleep in lap space.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
literally this image
That Simpsons meme that says, "How often have you drove past a fire and thought, "how can this benefit me?"
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I shall dub thee...Oblong Loaf...
A frontal view of a sliced loaf of bread. The loaf is pinched in the middle from being sliced too soon after coming out of the oven, giving it a very strange shape.A side view of a fresh loaf of bread that has very obviously outgrown the pan it was baked in, giving it a silly muffin-top look.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
as somebody who rarely gets more than 10 interactions on anything, I want y'all to know I nearly jumped out of my skin this morning
Screenshot from the OP's dashboard, showing 30+ new notifications.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,311,263! Fashionably late to the party as always. I may not be a Certified Old™ but I'm glad to be supporting this platform. It may not be perfect by a long shot, but it's still shaping up to be leagues better than a lot of what's available.
Celebrating 10 Million Users! Auren Stormriver, Number 2,311,263, joined December 2nd, 2023.
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Auren Stormriver 🦅 @stormriver.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
she told me I shouldn't have bought them because they are "silly" and I would "never use them". well WHO IS LAUGHING NOW MOTHER
A pack of 20 cards with envelopes titled, "The Artful Wooden Spoon". The front is black and features a selection of wooden spoons in various shapes and sizes.
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