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the Rich Boy Winston of speedrunning • dumb weeb with money • huge weather nerd • 30yr software dev • he/him but not particularly enthused about it anymore

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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 29/09/2026
1. Kansas, outside of Kansas City, Lawrence, and Manhattan, is MAGA Land. 2. The idiots are so bad at writing referendums that even their supporters get confused.
A map of Kansas presidential voting since 2012 by county, via Ballotpedia. All but 5 counties are "Solid Republican": Wyandotte (Kansas City KS), Johnson (mostly rich KC suburbs), Douglas (Lawrence/University of Kansas), Shawnee (Topeka), and Riley (Manhattan/Kansas State University)
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 05/09/2026
They always have been. They only want controlled "democracy" that functions just enough to perpetuate the capitalist white ethnostate. They've been running the same playbook since slavery ruled the South. They never went away.
"Always has been."
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 15/06/2026
Thankfully, YouTube, my experience is better than your survey widget.
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 20/05/2026
This is week 7 of the saga of me trying to track down a lost package from Japan. If you're wondering, the previous part of this thread ended with... a suggestion that I utilize their tracking page. Every business that handed over their support to AI needs to burn in hell.
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 27/03/2026
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 20/03/2026
Most important task today complete #SGDQ2026
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 19/03/2026
a sign being held up that reads "Our expectations for you were _low_ but HOLY FUCK"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 05/03/2026
Mocking Spongebob saying "it's just military operations"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 26/02/2026
now that "fuck Kansas" is popular on bsky I feel like pointing out that Kansas is/was a decent purple state until the GOP got the slimmest majority right on a redistricting year and then gerrymandered the ever-living fuck out of it, just like the minority-ruled Southern states we're all sick of it
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 11/02/2026
$25, but yeah, it's a paid DLC.
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 07/02/2026
you'll be happy to know that he quickly learned his error in readhahahahahahahaha no, he quadrupled down jesus, what is *wrong* with some people on here
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 18/01/2026
I had to google who this assclown even is, and frankly the intro to his Wikipedia article explains everything what a fucking tool
Simon Rosenberg (born October 23, 1963) is a Democratic political strategist and blogger. He was the founder of New Democrat Network (NDN), a centrist think tank and advocacy group based in Washington, D.C.[1] Rosenberg shuttered NDN in March 2024.[2]

According to the 2002 book How to Hack a Party Line: The Democrats and Silicon Valley, Rosenberg and NDN were instrumental in shifting control of the Democratic Party away from labor unions and toward Silicon Valley businesses.[3] Rosenberg said in 1999, "Our problem as a party is that the biggest source of our venture capital now comes from labor, which is a group that's becoming less and less important, and representing less and less of a percentage of American voters. ... We have to replace labor's investment in the party with investment from another source, and hopefully from a source that's growing."[3]
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 10/11/2025
I don't consider that a bad outcome.
George Washington's Farewell Address, September 1796: "However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely, in the course of time and things, to become potent engines by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion."
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 02/11/2025
actually, it was pretty terrifying the last time I saw it
A screenshot from Doctor Who: "The angels have the phone box"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 30/10/2025
I wouldn't doubt if you told me it's already been published.
The cover of "The Berenstain Bears: God Bless Our Country"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 29/10/2025
if those kids could read they'd be very upset
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 23/10/2025
Headline from The Onion: FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 10/09/2025
This is the country he vigorously advocated for. He just never believed the leopards would eat *his* face.
Headline from Newsweek: "Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 20/08/2025
in case you were wondering if Polygon had been fully ground down to AI slop and/or the most useless writers alive, wonder no more they actually opened an article with this
from Polygon coverage: "Announced at Gamescom's Opening Night Live, Battlestar Galactica: Scattered Hopes dares to ask: What would happen if the Cylons — a race of cybernetic sentient beings who have turned on their human creators — won in their attack against humanity?"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 13/08/2025
A (fake) children's book entitled "Everything I Don't Like Is Woke: A Book For Basic Dickheads".

The cover features a mid-20th-Century stylized portrait of a young man pointing at a car engine and saying "This engine is woke."
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 09/08/2025
McBain is disappointed in you.
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 17/05/2025
Us to the media:
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 09/05/2025
American evangelicals:
Garfield the cat looking at a sign saying "Matthew 25:31-46" and musing "Huh. I wonder who that's for."
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 06/05/2025
a Venn diagram with two circles: one labeled "the room", one labeled "the Voynich manuscript"; the intersection is labeled "things Gavin Newsom can't read"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 01/05/2025
this first paragraph from wikipedia is a *trip*
History: Foosball player students Matt Keezer, Stephane Manos, Sam and Hassan Youssef started a business in online pornography in 2003, growing their successful enterprise under the Brazzers name. Keezer began Pornhub under the company Interhub separately from Brazzers, and the businesses remained silent partners until Interhub was found to be hosting videos of the rape of an underage girl, and federal investigators of the US Secret Service's Organized Fraud Task Force seized millions of dollars from Brazzers parent company Mansef's bank accounts, and discovered millions in wire transfered money from Israel. This resulted in a sale of all of the founders' pornography assets, while the Youssef brothers took time off from business, until they eventually founded Valnet in August 2012.
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 27/03/2025
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 24/03/2025
George Carlin was some sort of prophet. For which god exactly, I'm not sure.
George Carlin: "You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they're coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They'll get it. They'll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fuckin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in The big club."
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 28/02/2025
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 21/02/2025
Satirical headline: "NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 12/02/2025
Screenshot from Futurama: "First one, then the other"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 09/02/2025
what the hell is this score chyron could Fox not afford background colors?
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 01/02/2025
well, at least your plan for resistance is working great if we could just get to the actual resistance part, you know
Headline: "Senators reach deal to advance [Trump] Cabinet nominees, avoid weekend session"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 18/12/2024
no, seriously, what the fuck are these people smoking this is some of the most bonkers moon logic I've seen outside of classic Sierra adventure games
Screenshot of PEGI's rating card for Balatro justifying the 18+ rating, with the utterly bonkers statement "Because these are [poker] hands that exist in the real world, this knowledge and skill could be transferred to a real-life game of poker."
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 10/12/2024
From Twitter: [Pennsylvania] Governor Josh Shapiro comments on the arrest of [suspected UnitedHealth CEO murderer] Luigi Mangione: "Some attention in this case, especially online, has been deeply disturbing as some have looked to celebrate instead of condemning this killer. [...] In America, we do not kill people in cold blood to resolve policy"

Reply from @danishacarterr: "killing people in cold blood to resolve policy is precisely how america was founded, actually lol"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 06/12/2024
"No, dude, I have to get totally ripped to dance"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 30/10/2024
Puerto Ricans going full Klingon was not on my bingo card but I'm all for it
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 23/10/2024
2. I never figured a gacha game would land this high for me (or at all) but HSR has really soothed a whole bunch of itches of mine. A turn-based RPG with surprising depth, great characters, and banger music. If the monetization isn't a hard dealbreaker for you, there's a lot to love here.
Honkai: Star Rail key art. © miHoYo/Cognosphere/HoYoverse
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 22/10/2024
1. Well, let's get the obvious one out of the way. The game that has, for better or worse, defined the MMORPG genre since its 2004 release. It has certainly had strong and weak points over the years, but it has endured. I love the Warcraft universe and always look forward to the next chapter.
Key art for World of Warcraft: The War Within. © Blizzard Entertainment
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 22/10/2024
eh, what the hell, I'm gonna do this I expect it to be easy because only like two people actually care what I post here
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 30/09/2024
My shower works the same way
Pie chart meme describing how a shower's temperature control works: a tiny sliver of "comfortable for bathing" between two large wedges labeled "the frozen winds of Hell's ninth circle" and "Planck temperature"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 28/09/2024
I have a Bluesky number but there's nothing particularly interesting about it. Its prime factorization is 2² × 3² × 5 × 31 × 71. Do with that what you will.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,188,540, StormRider ‪@stormrider.tv‬, joined on Sep 23, 2023"
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 20/09/2024
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 18/09/2024
My first tipoff was they found someone who is really upset about how Mitt Romney was treated when they were 11
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 16/09/2024
there is truly no reason to be charitable to this dickbag
NYT opinion article by Rich Lowry: "Trump Can Win on Character"Opinion article by Rich Lowry: "Yes, Donald Trump & Co. SHOULD fight unfair anti-white racism"Rich Lowry's Twitter profile advertising his book titled "The Case for Nationalism"Rich Lowry describing Sarah Palin's debate performance like a 13-year-old describes their first sexual encounter: "I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, 'Hey, I think she just winked at me.' And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheying around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it."
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 12/09/2024
so I have found out there is in fact something worse than PC mobo front panel connectors those antenna wire connectors are 2mm, they're not even for ants not to mention if you miss even once you probably deformed at least one end of the connector in an unpleasant way
Photo showing an M.2 Wifi card for a laptop and the very tiny antenna wires for them
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 28/08/2024
I am *required* to name the Pokemon to continue... guess I'll just die here #GenshinImpact #TheTwoHardestThingsForASoftwareDeveloper
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 20/08/2024
yo, Twitch, how about we not 🤮
the Twitch "Recommended Channels" feature offering Donald Trump as a suggestion
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 05/07/2024
A TWO-RUN WALK-OFF IN THE 12TH UNREAL
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StormRider @stormrider.tv · 05/07/2024
This crowd is ready for DOGE
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