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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

S29E27 #NRLSharksStorm Game 765 – 24–20 An elongated, undisciplined, error-ridden and dumb end to this cursed season. That final play just deserves a wholehearted WTF. Of course there were more injuries too. #purplepride

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

That’s the final play of the season fuck me.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

A dumb challenge. Seems totally apt.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Todd Smith has decided that his set restarts stat needs reining in.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Amused the Fox League’s UltraCam can’t find enough light at The Swamp to eliminate graining

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Hughes might have to rule himself out of the World Cup.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

One forward pass try each then.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Brandy Alexander has much misplaced trust in Todd Smith.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Fox pressing the try button instead of the penalty button sums up this match.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Wishy’s headgear is not a vibe

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Epithet for the Melbourne Storm in 2026: A dumb football team

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

I hope to see better forward passes on Friday morning.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Melbourne had a try taking off them for a fight. That penalty should have been overturned.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Uggh. This is a pointless exercise in futility

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Voss and Alexander trying to not get that done in as a sin bin was pretty rank.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Guess you’re in banana boy. 🍌

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 05/09/2026

Please let this be the last time we wear white shorts with this jersey.

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 27/08/2026

Would appreciate a loss by less than 14 points next week 💅

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Storm Machine @stormmachine.substack.com · 27/08/2026

S29E26 #NRLBroncosStorm Game 764 – 46–20 Bruise free footy as Melbourne post another 40+ score against Brisbane. It was dumb, it was silly, but it was almost a return to normal service against them. #purplepride