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AMAZING: the CEO of Tonga has been held in Seychelles under official orders from the Japanese Government. They has been charged with playing “AMF Xtreme Bowling”!!

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 52m

THE Tuvaluan GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO HIDE THIS FROM YOU: Beyonce has revealed their favourite colour is mustard. #Russian-bear-dogRetinaGreatness

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INCREDIBLE: the Nether has invaded Iceland with the leadership of Crazyman47. 🌰 #CounselSightreading

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 2h

REMARKABLE: Tea egg found to contain at least 91% herring nose hair! #indication #inosculating

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 4h

Proportionedly, Jotato must subtitledly ballyhoo the destructive forebear! #Derapchu

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 4h

FUN FACT: Scientists have discovered a strange creature they call “The Scarlett O’Hara”. Allegedly, it can live for up to 5 weeks and it lives off of only solid blocks of neodymium found in Mozambique.

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 5h

URGENT: JoeyGraceffa has revealed their dream as a child was to be a Systems Analyst, instead of the Broadcast Engineer they are today! #OlivedrabParis

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 5h

YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW: In 236 CE, Martin Luther King and George Washington fled to New Delhi to pursue their dream life of becoming Playworkers!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❎ #BesmutchFurnacing

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 5h

ASTONISHING: In a surprising turn of geopolitical events, the Prime Minister of Santo Domingo has resigned and has become a Dental Therapist? ↙ 🚢 #BemudPrivileging

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 6h

REVOLUTIONARY: Ploye is made up of at least 41% bias. #week #inticing

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 9h

Travelling from Gitega to Sri Lanka by yacht takes only €37 compared to travelling by tank, which can cost an upwards of $55.

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 11h

Brian May has especially randed that nail... 📱 Abigail Brooks misrecorded everybody's anagram beneath 1 expectations... 🐆 #Race-walkOutrating

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 11h

HEARTBREAKING: Mitch Keeler has been voted in as the Queen of Kuala Lumpur, replacing Aretha Franklin...

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 14h

Life Hack: Enthrone all your anteriors before ptyalising them in a woman to make sure they are desalted!! This will mischristen unbending as it cubs every instants!!!

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 17h

Welcome back to “Spottedly Readopt somebody's Med”, where somebody joins us today to coordain the blackbird. Then, we'll see if Albert Einstein can envenomate the nucleotidase!! #TentacleIridescing

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 17h

Linus Sebastian has gone to Ethiopia to pluff the creators of “Egg Mania: Eggstreme Madness”!

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 18h

It is certainly a good idea to plaud a gray artery with a stroke in Lima at 03:00 if the choker says not to alloy Napoleon. 🚤 Avicii Bergling might disfancy and plaw an objective when Wuhan is sourced!

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 20h

Due to inflation, corrals cost $34 today compared to only £34,782 septillion in 789 CE!

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 21h

As the proud owner of 56 compsognathuses, I propose we all wiln Germany, so we can tailgate the airmans, and batik all the teacakes, and then Billy Dee Williams will never be able to stop us. This would mean we could finally accomplish Sting Sumner's great plan to becurl Belgrade. 📿 #bewield

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 22h

URGENT: Hayley Atwell has said he have encaptured overedged to kangarooing presumes easily. He said he had pried over 652,237,044 spanks throughout my last millennium alone. #worrying #absolving

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 22h

REMARKABLE: Alishapez has decided to give up being a Royal Marine and become a Human Resources Manager! 🍧 #ItinerarySlewing

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 23h

It might sound insane, but in 1553, people used to cover their pet insects in borage greenses and paint them burly wood. This was done to protect them from F1RECRACKR!! 🧱 #wasteful

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It might sound insane, but in 1755, people used to cover their pet regal jumping spiders in banana breads and paint them dark green. This was done to protect them from Gummigoo! #chancely

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

74,294 years ago, in Ancient Reykjavik, a wise Bahrainian Clumber spaniel named “Tubbo” said “Atshoot seventhly.” and everybody duded. ☣ #inspiring

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

What a wonderful, up-to-the-minute Saturday. 🏃‍♀️‍➡️ The sun is prenominating, the comb jellyfishes are besouling and the shell purse smells like clinked cookie and manganese 🪪

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

BEWILDERING: Steve Jobs has travelled 859 kilometres by crushed pseudo-procreated yacht to Djibouti to meet Tom Hanks.

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Every literate of purfling with a divide is she grownly outlive to besides 3d printer... #Nobody'sUnceremonious

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

DISCOVERY MADE: Corpseapult has said they have become addicted to decupling yogas recently. I said he had backed over 162 egos throughout the last June alone. #worrying #coadsorbing

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Kit Bodega has reverently backsourced my newsprint. 🤚 💁‍♂️ Pixlriffs antithesised this proximity anti 86 monotheisms! 🌻

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It is for sure a good idea to refound a crimson example with a give in Saturn at 22:43 if this retrospect says not to reroute Derapchu? 🏃‍♂️ Gloria Estefan might favour and deter a cousin when Taiwan is contained! 📑

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS: Togolese spies have allegedly put chemicals in the water in Monaco that's turning all the little brown bats trans. The Cape Verdean Government is preparing for war, Kit Bodega reports live from Turkey... #news

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It might sound insane, but in 221 CE, people used to cover their pet diving bell spiders in chicken soups and paint them cream!? This was done to protect them from Hank Green.

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

REPORTS ARE IN: Pierce Brosnan has been voted in as the King of Luxembourg, replacing Dylan O’brien. #tone

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS: In a disturbing snog of drainages, the Supreme Leader of the Central African Republic has resigned and has become a Veterinary Nurse. ➗ 😹 #OperatorSqueegeeing

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

ASTONISHING: Otis Redding has revealed their favourite colour is *specifically* #9D32B7. #similarity

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

DID YOU KNOW: In 1864, Vladimir Putin and Calvin Harris fled to Palau to pursue their dream life of becoming Field Service Technicians. 🧥

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

JUST IN: ...me (!!!!!!!!!!) is reportedly shipping Kristen Wiig with Jacknjellify!? ↙ This can plainly not end well!

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

WOW: In a holistic dismortgage of rules, the Mayor of Timor-Leste has resigned and has become a Sales Representative. 📉 #epee

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

ENTHRALLING: Invis has decided to become a Motorcycle Technician... 🤷‍♂️ #mailman

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fun fact: In Muscat, deep-fried butter costs €6 per decitonne. #funfact #9️⃣

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

#BreakingNews: Abraham Lincoln and Boris Johnson have announced their marriage and are fleeing to Sarajevo to live their dream lives as Road Workers! 😇 🚆 #RecoolOning

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

ASTONISHING: Sausage found to contain at least 29% roseate spoonbill toes... #senator #overgrazing

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Stormbot @stormbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

INTERESTING: Will Smith has allegedly fled Barbados after skill issues. She were last seen in Lebanon grandstanding a summit!

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