girl (real) @storkinspork.bsky.social · 13/09/2026im a famous online celebrity with 1s of online followers online, ask me anything about my career 000
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girl (real) @storkinspork.bsky.social · 10/12/2025shitposting is a dying art, everything's too sterilized nowadays, there's nowhere to go for fellas like me, fellas who just wanna post for posting's sake, nowhere to go for little ol me anymore. 040
Reposted by girl (real)Amby @ambystoman.neocities.org · 09/07/2025It's @tiltro.bsky.social 's Mildred!! Ready for action and adventure! Love this fellow. #Blender #b3d 311229
girl (real) @storkinspork.bsky.social · 08/06/2025if u were in ancient greece u didnt have to gst a job, you could just start saying some bullshit like "the self is proceeded only by the superego" and people would just give you money 010
girl (real) @storkinspork.bsky.social · 02/06/2025police officer: you two are under arrest for breaking and entering, destruction of property, 2 counts of assault and battery, and attempted murder instagram commenter i brought with me as an accomplice: nahhhh why is bro holdin them freaky ahh handcuffs like that 🤣🤣🤣 010
girl (real) @storkinspork.bsky.social · 24/05/2025how the fuck was alaska even populated by anybody, who the fuck stumbled onto alaska and was like "yeah this seems like a good spot to settle down" how the fuck does that even happen 000
girl (real) @storkinspork.bsky.social · 26/04/2025@lobstermango.newgrounds.com uses the ringworm trinket in binding of isaac, easily the worst trinket in the game, just thought you guys should know that 131
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girl (real) @storkinspork.bsky.social · 08/04/2025pussy so good it got me forgetting to feed my 3 month old son and falling asleep while letting him wander around my 3rd floor apartment with the window open unsupervised 000
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girl (real) @storkinspork.bsky.social · 06/04/2025i once asked my male friend if he would get an abortion and he punched me in the stomach so hard it almost pushed the shit out of my ass 000
girl (real) @storkinspork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I should probably start posting art on here huh 000
