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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 12/09/2026

A Story or Two to Tell is wildly entertaining, darkly funny, and refreshingly original. This memoir-fiction hybrid follows a sardonic retired Environmental Health Officer, blending a healthy dose of grumpiness with a razor-sharp level of sarcasm. storiestotellcollection.com.au has links to buy.

Latest graphic promoting the Stories to Tell Collection

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 11/09/2026

Just what we need, more promotion :)

Promotional graphic for the Stories to Tell Collection

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 13/07/2026

Graphic promoting the Stories to Tell Collection - 4 ebooks

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 08/07/2026

Those incessant reminders you see are the "Stories to Tell Collection" calling your name. Links to buy from #amazonkindle #applebooks #googlebooks www.storiestotellcollection.com.au

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 27/06/2026

The Stories to Tell Collection. Packed full of absurdity, random stories are designed to entertain. Get your copies now from Amazon, Apple or Google Books. Check out www.storiestotellcollection.com.au

New promotional graphic for the Stories to Tell Collection.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 23/06/2026

I tried my hand at creating a promotional graphic with this prompt via #Gemini "I would like a promotional graphic for the Stories to Tell Collection by Alan Crawford". I'll now try to add some more detail and have it use my covers.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 16/06/2026

Graphic promoting A Story or Two to Tell, the first ebook in the Stories to Tell Collection.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 24/03/2026

Hello to those who seek a distraction from sane, sensible stories. May I introduce the "Stories to Tell Collection" Bite-sized oddness corralled into short stories that may make you laugh, sneer, snigger in disgust, dislike, and even tell your friends about. Absurd stories dripping with nonsense.

The Stories to Tell Collection banner showing the four eBooks and sample reviews.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 24/01/2026

A wonderful adaption of Shepard Fairey's original "Hope" artwork. I don't know who did this version but it needs to be spread widely. #hope #cankles

The "Hope" poster showing the bruising on Trump's hands.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 23/01/2026

A breakfast for would be if they could be champions. #RobinaTownCentre

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 23/01/2026

Something caught my eye at the local shopping centre, I nearly fell over rushing to grab it 🙂 #RobinaTownCentre

Shoppers caught through the Robina Town Center windows as they navigate the upstairs carpark.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 08/01/2026

On old post, here for no reason ;) www.alancrawford.com.au/it-was-raini...

An image taken at Tallebudgera Creek many years ago. The water itself and plants overtaking a pipe structure.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 03/01/2026

A very short and very wonderful distraction from world events maybe the Stories to Tell Collection. A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP Really Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/3LO9a1

Image promoting the ebook A Story or Two to Tell

Image promoting the ebook More Stories to Tell

Image promoting the ebook Very Odd Short Stories

Image promoting the ebook Really Odd Short Stories

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 19/12/2025

It's alarming that this now applies all over the world. The single issue News Corp driven, racist, ignorant, confused and frightened population is gaining strength and numbers. Traditional political parties are even aligning and targeting their blame along those lines. e.g. #LNP #Conservatives #GOP

Graphic stating - Uneducated voters pose a greater risk to this nation than undocumented immigrants ever will.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 16/12/2025

Hello all I'm a bit of a "Bah Humbug" guy and realise that many of you don't celebrate Xmas. So with that in mind I hope everyone has a peaceful, loving and rewarding time over the next few weeks and all the very best for 2026. www.storiestotellcollection.com.au

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 09/12/2025

A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP Really Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/3LO9a1 www.storiestotellcollection.com.au

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 01/11/2025

Graphic promoting Stories to Tell Collection with samples of reviews.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 01/10/2025

All eyes, even mine, are on this minimal window display at #JohnForsythforMen, one of the last tenants upstairs, and they're clearing out the stock. The many mannequins are standing naked and proud. #MarinaMirage #Photography

I'm in the mirror, taking a photo of naked mannequins, with a photo of a man in an ad, looking out at me.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 01/10/2025

I raced outside in the boiling sun to capture Marina Mirage before it is demolished for a luxury hotel and new shopping precinct. This image is only the beginning of my images and is indicative of what's left.

Closed food kiosk in Marina Mirage shopping centre before the entire centre is demolished

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 26/09/2025

Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP www.storiestotellcollection.com.au #odd #Shortstories #Ebooks #Storiestotellcollection #weird #satire #DarkComedy

A graphic promoting the Really Odd Short Stories eBook

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 25/09/2025

More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp www.storiestotellcollection.com.au

A graphic promoting the eBook More Stories to Tell

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 24/09/2025

Hello @followers and those yet to dive in. I've managed to gather some fresh graphics to entice the timid into buying the Stories To Tell Collection. Tell your friends, colleagues, and everyone you meet. Only $0.99 US each or $3.06 US for all four. Fantastic Value. www.storiestotellcollection.com.au

Stories to Tell Collection graphic with a review for each book

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 20/09/2025

Four reviews of the Stories to Tell Collection

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 07/09/2025

I've been inspired to return to photography, but for now I'm learning some serious software and organising 1000's of old photos. This is just one that leapt out at me. #naturephotography

Close out-of-focus foreground leading to an in-focus background image at the side of a lake.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 05/09/2025

I've a new pair of #ButcherBirds nesting, and this image is of one of their grandparents a few years ago. #NaturePhotography

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 27/08/2025

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 26/08/2025

The "Really Odd Short Stories" ebook is now available. A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP Really Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/3LO9a1 www.storiestotellcollection.com.au

A graphic displaying the Stories to Tell Collection ebooks, with the newly released Really Odd Short Stories out now!

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 24/08/2025

Just published today, with the other outlets coming online very soon. #Amazon #AppleBooks #GooglePlay #Kobo #Barnes&Noble #GoodReads #BookBub books2read.com/u/3LO9a1

The Stories to Tell Collection - Really Odd Short Stories - Out Now!

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 13/08/2025

Really Odd Short Stories is dangerously close to publication. Described as a ludicrously weird bunch of short stories. #shortstories #weirdstories A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 03/08/2025

Get your copy of the collection now so you're suitably adjusted to the weirdness. The Stories to Tell Collection #ShortStories #WritingCommunity #Ebooks A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 26/07/2025

Get your copies and see just how strange my stories are. A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP www.storiestotellcollection.com.au

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 14/07/2025

I had to change my site's name and suffered downtime overnight. Bum! It's now shining brightly and back online. www.storiestotellcollection.com.au A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 13/07/2025

Here in the land down under, it's a new week. For those tied to the drudgery of working for a living, you have my admiration and sympathy. If you haven't already, what about following the Stories to Tell Collection and buying the ebooks for consumption at a time that your schedule provides. thanks

An image of a Story or Two to Tell cover

An image of the More Stories to Tell cover

An image of the Very Odd Short Stories cover

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 10/07/2025

Breakfast of champions, staying away from carbs and rubbish again. Belly be gone. #CraftedCoffeeCo in #RobinaTownCentre

Image of a plate of protein, bacon, sausage and scrambled eggs with a large coffee

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 04/07/2025

Stories to Tell Collection - Great Value! A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP #ShortStories #Ebooks #Author #WritingCommunity #OddStories

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 30/06/2025

A view over my back fence this morning at 04.00. I don't really know why I get up that early. #Mist #EarlyMornings #Dark

An image of mist through the trees in the street light glow over my back fence at 04.00

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 25/06/2025

Another week sails by, it's time to buy! Price reduced to 0.99 US per eBook, so you can't afford not to. A Story or Two to Tell - books2read.com/u/4APpek More Stories to Tell - books2read.com/u/4A0jyp Very Odd Short Stories - books2read.com/u/mK5rGP

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 20/06/2025

Looking west to the end of the world.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 18/06/2025

Fantastic outcome for the Stories to Tell Collection today, we are now verified, with the blue tick. The money will just roll in 😉 Here's Alfred the Seagull for the sake of it.

Alfred the Seagull at Burleigh Heads, Gold Coast, Australia

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 29/05/2025

Here's the nonsense you need in your life. "A Story or Two to Tell" books2read.com/u/4APpek "More Stories to Tell" books2read.com/u/4A0jyp "Very Odd Short Stories" books2read.com/u/mK5rGP

Images of all three covers: A Story or Two to Tell, More Stories to Tell and Very Odd Short Stories.

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 24/05/2025

Looking for something odd, strange and just plain weird to read? The Stories to Tell Collection satisfies each of your short story reading needs. "A Story or Two to Tell" books2read.com/u/4APpek "More Stories to Tell" books2read.com/u/4A0jyp "Very Odd Short Stories" books2read.com/u/mK5rGP

Image of A Story or Two to Tell cover shown on an iPad

The cover of More Stories to Tell hangs on the wall

An image of the Very Odd Short Stories cover on a smart phone and an iPad

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 19/05/2025

It be time to buy: "A Story or Two to Tell" books2read.com/u/4APpek "More Stories to Tell" books2read.com/u/4A0jyp "Very Odd Short Stories" books2read.com/u/mK5rGP

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 17/05/2025

To distract yourself from the current nightmare we're living in, try reading my Stories to Tell Collection. "A Story or Two to Tell" books2read.com/u/4APpek "More Stories to Tell" books2read.com/u/4A0jyp "Very Odd Short Stories" books2read.com/u/mK5rGP

An image of a smartphone in the sand showing the cover of A Story or Two to Tell

An image of a bus stop ad with a lady sitting on a bench, showing the cover of More Stories to Tell

Large image of the ebook cover for Very Odd Short Stories

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Alan Crawford @storiestotellcollection.com.au · 17/05/2025

#POTUS is a fu*king moron. It seems pretty clear to all that America will never recover from the damage he and his sycophants have done to its federal agencies. It also seems clear that the corruption, so-called Christian doctrine, and sheer stupidity applied may never be undone.

An image suggesting that the sun sets on America

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