iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

André @storiesofmist.com · 30/09/2026

O populismo sempre se usou da defesa das mulheres e crianças como fumo e espelhos para criar "outros/perigosos/outgroups" Eles não tinham falado de castrar pedófilos e violadores? pensei que já tinham falado disso em tempos... bom, deixo esta imagem que achei engraçadinha.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 13/05/2026

all my labels are unfunny. well I guess shotting people from cannons is done in circus so it should be somewhat funny.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 12/05/2026

(I hate myself for making this joke)

Picture of Leopold II of Belgium with a terribly edited speech buble.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 02/02/2026

I wasn't aware of them and I spent a lot of time looking for video game jobs in portugal back in the 00's and the early 10's. this is theirs linking page... portugal has a huge case of the "anti-woke"...

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André @storiesofmist.com · 04/11/2025

well I'll be dammed you english have words for everything

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André @storiesofmist.com · 10/11/2024

quote with ur avi b... b.... bourgeois

Painting named "An old man with beard" by Rembrandt van Rijn, of an old man with flimsy white hair and beard looking into the middle distance.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 10/11/2024

I grew up on these streets

A street view from the DOS version of the game The Secret of Monkey Island, with 4 very colourful and pixelated characters chatting. One of the characters is saying "Leave the rat alone!!"

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André @storiesofmist.com · 10/11/2024

when I show up in the dm's

a health bar for a video game enemy creature with the name "Toxic Despair Demon"

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André @storiesofmist.com · 08/10/2024

the skyline has reached a consensus

Deeks the Reaper post:
"Being an adult is basically just being exhausted until you die"
Trish K post:
"Adulthood is wild, because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life"

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André @storiesofmist.com · 06/09/2024

You know what? Why the fuck not, this will probably be very quick, up to my usual 3 likes.

30 questions to get to know me
Sfw edition: 1 like = 1 response
Fav colour
Fav food
Fav book
Fav TV series
Fav movie
Fav singer/ band
Fav song
Fav animal
Fav meme/gif
Fav random fact
Fav season
Fav way to unwind
Go-to coffee order
Hobbies
Bucket list items
Siblings
Pets
Early memory
Phone lock screen
Pet peeve
Currently reading
Currently watching
First job
Topic I love discussing
Little known fact about me
Hilariously bad at?
Place I want to visit
Skill I want to develop
Goal I'm working on
Media left a lasting impression

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André @storiesofmist.com · 04/09/2024

This isn't really fiction but it is from my most recent work, hope it is still ok. Awesome idea btw! Thanks, Inky.

I’m starving. Not for food. Fuck food. I’m hungry but I rather be hungry, at least I feel like I’m accomplishing something. In control of something.

No, I’m starving for the sweet nectar of peace. Not peace and quiet, a different peace. A solemn poem that vibrates within one self.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 01/09/2024

for sure, 2020 was full cyberpunk coded. and look, we delivered! very cyberpunk all of this

a 3 wheel bike badly masquerading as a cybertruck

A chart showing that 6 to 7 mega corporation control all of the world media

Chart showing that 10 mega corporations control the overwhelming majority of consumer products in the world

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André @storiesofmist.com · 27/06/2024

seeing bsky finally having to use the 'K' for thousands is like watching your kid finally going to school. They grow up so fast... 🥺

A printscreen of the like button in a post with over 2200 likes, presented as 2.2K likes

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André @storiesofmist.com · 26/06/2024

these are incredible news all around, I'm very excited

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André @storiesofmist.com · 18/05/2024

If you see this, post a bridge

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André @storiesofmist.com · 16/05/2024

Your vibe with one image

Man with curly hair looking on to nothing in particular, clearly bored and absorbed in thought

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André @storiesofmist.com · 09/05/2024

YOU'RE NOT GONA BELIEVE THIS, BUT OUR PRESIDENT JUST DID THAT TO A PERSON!

Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, the President of the Portuguese Republic, while doing a public stroll leaning over a table and taking some fries from a plate.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 13/04/2024

I'm technically speaking too choncky for my own goodness. I have have a case of the e chonckinesse supremus. Wonderously choncalissius, if you will.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 05/04/2024

Posso-te oferecer um ovo neste momento dificil?

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André @storiesofmist.com · 29/03/2024

👉 Pon la foto de un juego que para ti es un 10/10. No digas ni su nombre, simplemente muéstralo:

Character in a space suit with back turned to camera looking at what looks like a hole in a ship's hull.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 28/03/2024

Me and the regular group who like my posts

Two people looking out the window with their backs to the camera. This is the final scene from the movie fight clube.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 16/03/2024

Honestly, filling the walls of my house with art made by my incredible friends is going to drive this place's value over the roof. Look at these very awesome mandalas @mateusboga.bsky.social made for me, showing his obvious range.

$3 very detailed fractal mandalas in a line. Purple, green, and brown.$

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André @storiesofmist.com · 12/03/2024

só sei fazer fofuras. não sou nem cómico nem propositadamente bobo, por isso deixo-te com esta lontra que acordou zangada.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 28/02/2024

I just bought this incredible art piece by @radiantlethe.bsky.social and it looks absolutely stunning. Thank you for your art!

beautiful sea foam painting with tones of deep blue, cyan, and every other possible blue needed until you reach the white at the crest of the wave.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 27/02/2024

Me in the lobby at Bluesky, waiting to get called in for my job interview:

The actor Joachim Phoenix, sitting with crossed legs, looking out of frame, holding a cigar. He is dressed in a red, orange, and green suit and using clown makeup for his role as the Joker.

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André @storiesofmist.com · 27/02/2024

The song becomes a bit repetitive, but I love these verses. open.spotify.com/track/0CzKeB...

Song lyrics:
"You crossed this line
Do you find it hard to sit with me tonight?"

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André @storiesofmist.com · 11/02/2024

Share your bluesky experience in one image I'll start

"discard draft" confirmation pop up for posts you were about to make but thought better of

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André @storiesofmist.com · 02/02/2024

Me: "I think I'm doing a good job cutting a bit on sweets." emotional damage happens Me:

Augustus Gloop from Charlie's Chocolate Factory Binge Eating Chocolate with is face dirty

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André @storiesofmist.com · 25/01/2024

Esta imagem descreve bem a minha opinião da série

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André @storiesofmist.com · 20/01/2024

open.spotify.com/track/3Uxe5O...

Driving through this town
and I remember how it feels
but do I ever cross your mind?

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André @storiesofmist.com · 02/01/2024

there's this song which is a strong 6/10, but it does have these lines and I love them very much, because sometimes I would give anything to stop waiting by the phone, yeah it is not that simple, this is silly, here have a link. open.spotify.com/track/7BSMSv...

sober night/byron on my mind/tell me i'm not going home/and i'll stop waiting by the phone

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André @storiesofmist.com · 27/12/2023

wait, like one of these?

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André @storiesofmist.com · 09/12/2023

Oh shit, it was not just a week after all. December wants to beat me to a pulp...

The dreaded engine light came on on the car board.

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