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Stoopid Hyena

@stoopidhyena.bsky.social
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If there's a stereotype about hyenas, it probably applies to me.

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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 12h
Some people just got dropped on their head as a baby. We should pity them.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 16h
These comments are the first time I've ever seen denial of furry bait existing. Wild!
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man it's just so stupid in all the best ways. I love Heathcliff so much.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI could never match the absurdity of this strip.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone finally went halvsies with Klaus on the super boob.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All my hopes for that to be his new hat... dashed.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I HATE YOU BEES I HATE YOU BEES
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope he keeps the new hat forever.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fear of anticipation makes the meat taste sweeter.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yoga Yogurt
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Forget the morals. God put gullible religious people on this planet so they could be scammed.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bringing home an early death.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vintage image of Cartman's home.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This whole arc just makes Nancy look like a dick who judges hats off of bad memes.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Smuggo.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hyenas be eating good then when that happens.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fritzi acting that way over a meme when she wore literal clown hats as a flapper. They are both so wrong.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have prints of a hyena eating a pumpkin from donating to a sanctuary a while ago. Kind of funny how prolific hyena + pumpkin is.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Roasted pumpkin seeds are also pretty great.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poe - Hey Pretty has a line "Don't ya wanna take a ride with me".
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was thinking Poe.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mods are pretty bad everywhere.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How will they see his cool new helmet though?
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always a tease when this happens, especially since the map looks so much nicer with rain.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He should embrace going against asinine food etiquette.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish it was about those things but now it's all pop friendly lovey dovey crap or pandering to christians.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I lived in the Florida Keys the country station there interviewed that guy and he said he knew of and liked the aliens meme. Cool guy.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dump her ass.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Was riding a bike inside normal in 1943?
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Less talking, more pushing.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP that poor coyote.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good ol' Eric.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A keychain, some decor, anything really. The two are just forever linked in my mind now!
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Would it be too much of a cliche to give him a mushroom in some form?
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Even the most anti shipper has to admit defeat when they read this.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Castiel when he gains a few more years.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The only thing I enjoy as much as Gold Top is Toshi getting lost in the corn.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It certainly is now.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Badger is criminally under represented.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not much is worse than a parent.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will eat just about anything and "expired" is just a suggestion. A suggestion to be ignored.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lmao it looks like she had a stroke.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rage Room, lasagna cat reference confirmed.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just like Chong said it's not healthy to hold it in.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That baby was coming right for him.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm so glad Stray managed to come out when it did and get game of the year before the drivel that followed it.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's a call for help. Their supply is low and they need more.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone is a winner.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
100%. My current cat is a pure feral who trusted me enough to come eat in the house. Something kept attacking him and when he showed up limping for a third time with part of his ear missing I knew it was time to close the door. He's safe, doesn't try to get out at all and still trusts me.
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Stoopid Hyena @stoopidhyena.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cars are like appliances, they don't need to be smart.
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