Sign in

Stoneface

@stoneface.bsky.social
607 followers 2K following 662 posts

18 U.S.C. § 242 them all Riposteur / goof dad here to learn, for the shits and the giggles season tickets to the bears and the iggles

PostsRepliesMedia
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Live from Bears/Lions:
static.klipy.com
Naked Gun: Nothing to See Here Explosion
Alt: Naked Gun: Nothing to See Here Explosion at a fireworks factory
0102
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a feta compli
0200
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“not an AI influencer” is one of my first selection criteria when evaluating someone’s trustworthiness on the topic of AI
020
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my favorite country music song is “Deutschland” by Rammstein
020
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Which is a great way to shop, kinda “what looks good”, and I eat better when I shop one or two days at a time. I am out of that mode now with young kids but eager to get back to it.
080
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Rommel, you magnificent bastard… I don’t read books!”
000
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tough night for nick
001
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He is contractually obligated to be relentlessly overexposed
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would love to see Die Trying in one of these seasons. I recall hearing that they started to adapt it but they scrapped because “too current”
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the Big 10 did this weekend - airing the review booths live conversation with the on-field ref - was helpful, and I think actually interesting to watch as it happened.
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screenshot of the knight from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade saying “he chose… Texas”
0111
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The villains just didn’t work for me. I never read the source material for this one. I’ve been hoping they’d do the one where reacher goes and infiltrates a militia compound in the mountains. That said, go birds
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do not understand this at all. The only thing that makes any tiny bit of sense is that there is no jurisdiction up there, but I can’t imagine it would be worth the investment even in the very long run.
060
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why doesn’t Ross, the largest Friend, simply eat the other five?
0851
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vogon poetry-ass text
040
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The driver knows where to take him 🤷🏼‍♂️
421
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That sounds like long-term thinking, which is the “old economy”
0432
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The president designs and implements some tremendous boom booms in his diaperoos, like the world has never seen
000
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It makes for much better specialized athletes I agree, but also you sacrifice a well-rounded early background in sports, and sampling other seasonal sports (not to mention non-sports extracurriculars) just due to the vastly increased time commitment.
030
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This guy is evil
000
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a hilariously effective illustration of the fact that there is no actual understanding or inference or attempt at communication going on, just pattern matching at the output level. Cargo cult art.
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They call him “hip-dick Derek”
071
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Her face going on that journey so quickly
020
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Munch’s The Scream
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Which one is the athlete?
0110
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s telling that they don’t think socialist will resonate and tag it as a branding problem. The common thread here is they never actually want anyone to talk to voters about what they do in office. What they will do if elected. It’s all language and messaging, framing and accusing. FUD
011
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When you have to leave a meeting that’s going bad quick
000
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Ya have any thoughts of ah, your own on this matter?”
0140
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lots of agents breathing a sigh of relief that they have tenure
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everything’s bigger in Texas
020
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He approaches his final form
Dana carvey dressed as a turtle from that movie where he dresses and acts like a turtle. You know the one
000
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
like canned hams
030
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
g o b i r d s
0150
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And that’s why we go to mars
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Always into shit too. Like will you just not, for a second.
000
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shot / Reverse Shot
Vance looking thirstyVoluptuous couch
000
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The older I get, the more I respect sincerity. People, there just isn’t a ton of time. Say what you mean
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Captain Crunch meme “oops, all racism”
020
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I did it during COVID. Some of the side effects are scary, still, but I’ve not regretted it for a second. I rarely think about it unless someone brings it up. I can just see now.
020
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Immediately preceding this tweet: Daughter (beautifully): “Dad can you help me with my calculus?”
030
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sophie: "Our league is booming, so why would we not pick someone who would make it even more booming?" Adam Silver (taking notes): “even… more… booming. Got it”
000
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AP
Live: Election 2024
Netanyahu speech
Tesla stoc
AP FACT CHECK
No, the JD in JD Vance does not stand for "Jorkin Depeanus"
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
go birds
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trying to cut out the middleman
000
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'd say that Les Wynan ought to do more thinkin' and less whinin'!”
reddit.com
From the TheSimpsons community on Reddit: Councilman Les Wynan ought to do more thinkin’ and less whinin’
Explore this post and more from the TheSimpsons community
010
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hear, hear
020
Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For certain values of “discreet”
020