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David James of South Side Sox

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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sad stories in six words: 1. “For Sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.” 2. “The Sox should sign Luis Arraez.”
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Miguel Vargas is 4-for-10 with 8 walks in the ALDS with an OPS of 1.367. Thank you for showing up, king.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are three hours into this game and they’re still serving alcohol at Sox Park oh no
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Comparing the careers of Will Venable and the last White Sox manager to clinch a postseason series at home, Fielder Jones.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is a silly thing but whenever a reporter threw the year 1906 at a Sox player yesterday, I was very heartened to hear how quickly they all did the math in their heads (“a hundred and 20 years”)
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People keep saying “The White Sox are not media trained” but I don’t think that’s true. I think they’re just funny. Not athlete funny, but like real life funny. This is more rare than a perfect game.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They called me a madman. A lunatic.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pretty cruel heat map after two innings. Not a fan of it!
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The irony of Mike Vasil being the “vibes guy” for 2026 is that he would have been a huge piece in this bullpen. All these guys who go 2+ innings this year? That was Vasil’s entire MO in 2025 and he was great in that role. He’d surely be pushing 100 innings right now.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Burke may give up a bushel of solo home runs but he’ll be goddamned if you put a ball in play against him.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In fairness to those other 29 teams, there are some stretches where I definitely see where the whole “can Murakami time up an MLB fastball?” anxiety came from.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Photo credit: eBay
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Calvin peeing on the Astros.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the hardest bar I’ve ever heard from a pitcher. Sox win Game 2 by a final score of 250-0.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Astros ain’t about the opener life like the White Sox. We ride or die with openers. Day one shit.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s a fun engagement question: what play from history do you wish we could get a modern recording of? I feel like I’ve never seen a video of “the Catch” that gives you a full sense of how amazing this play was. Willie Mays had more range than the 1950s could capture.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can’t complain about a bullpen game tomorrow unless you first clarify that you trust Erick Fedde to go six strong innings. That is the alternative you are proposing so you have to say it.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RARE
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LETS GO GO GO WHITE SOX WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAYYYYY
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
September 24
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
David Sandlin has the best raw stuff in the Sox org. If he can locate it, he’ll be a terror in this league for years.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🚨🚨WHITE SOX FANS: REMEMBER TO REQUEST TUESDAY THRU THURSDAY OFF NEXT WEEK🚨🚨 🚨🚨THOSE ARE THE WILD CARE SERIES DATES🚨🚨 🚨🚨THERES NO WAY THE RED SOX/YANKEES ARE GOING TO GET STUCK IN THE MIDDAY SLOT🚨🚨 🚨🚨THE WHITE SOX ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO BE SCHEDULED FOR DURING THE WORK DAY, EVERYDAY🚨🚨
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
September 23
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re telling me there’s just no good reason to hold onto them until late in the game? You love leverage, Will!
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Venable is a manager who is otherwise married to analytics, so I don’t understand why his team’s ABS philosophy has been “lol whatever”
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its the small things — Antonacci jogging toward the play and being in position to bail of Tristan Peters on a routine fly ball just now is a perfect example — that have been the secret sauce for this year’s White Sox and why they never slump for long.
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don Cooper took over as White Sox pitching coach midway through 2002. From 2003-2020, Sox pitching was fourth in MLB in WAR per FanGraphs. Probably not the first stat he'd ask me to use, but his teams could pitch. chicago.suntimes.com/white-sox/20...
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Former White Sox pitching coach Don Cooper, who led a World Series-winning rotation, dies at age 70
Cooper was a coach in the White Sox organization for over 30 seasons, and the major league pitching coach for over 18 seasons; including a 2005 championship marked by dominant pitching.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of White Sox fans let a mop up reliever ruin their night yesterday.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, Trevor Richards and Luis Castillo did manage to buy the White Sox high leverage arms a second day of rest but they were REAL TOXIC ABOUT IT
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember when Jay Cutler’s knee was obliterated in the NFC championship game and people got mad because he was standing on the sideline? What sort of Goldilocks reaction do you people want from a Bears’ QB, exactly?
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jon Hamm throws a screwball.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anthony Kay is going for an old school 3 inning save hell yeah.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He hasn’t thrown more than 80 pitches since coming back from injury…makes sense to use Smith against McGonigle if it’s his third time up and Martin’s getting sat shortly anyway.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ll pay Chris Getz one compliment about his trade deadline — their outfield defense would be in a tailspin without Peters, had he not gotten Brenden Doyle.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every single arm in the White Sox bullpen is fucking gassed.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh that’s right, the White Sox have the best offense in the American League.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think the laces of Vargas’ glove caught his foot. John and Steve missed it.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*That’s the
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thos the the second time tonight that Doyle has advanced to second base as Jake Rogers was striking out.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pretty cool that Randal Grichuk has been possessed by Roberto Clemente tonight.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
High Leverage Hudson
Team photo of Bryan Hudson
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tommy Good Vibes to the rescue.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Openers shouldnt get credit for a start, either. “Opens” should be its own, separate stat.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I believe that roughly 60% of the hatred toward openers is that they fuck up ‘Games Started,’ one of our last old school pitching stats that still has value. I think there should be a new stat that combines starts with follows. It should be called “StaF” (pronounced “staff.”)
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Openers are good when you use a good opener. www.southsidesox.com/chicago-whit...
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In defense of the opener
It’s fair to question the choice of pitcher, but the wisdom of the strategy is unimpeachable
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whether or not they’re successful this year, it’s going to help them with next year (2028.)
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Btw, I’m worried they believe it.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Those are the outs you lose when you have a middle infielder in left field. Unlike Sheets and Vaughn, Antonacci’s bat is worth losing those occasional outs. Tonight it happened to be the 27th out. They can’t start to believe that they’re snakebit or they’ll lose the division.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This post was inspired by Tristan Peters’ second at bat, and then his third at bat was an 18-pitch walk.
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David James of South Side Sox @stonedpony.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The White Sox are taking their worst at bats of the year these past 10 days. They’re all pressing. The plate discipline that has been their floor setter all season has evaporated. In one sense, it’s nice that they have the problem of “caring too much” and this is invaluable experience, but fuck me.
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