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stonedbeauty.bsky.social

@stonedbeauty.bsky.social
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Lover of animals, creamcheese, architecture, salt-n-vinegar chips, large bodies of water, sunsets, 💨🍃🍃, puzzles, Megan Thee Stallion, and being left alone. 📍Chicago Reminder: I "tweet" for me, not for you.

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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I cannot wait for the day where I don't wake up in extreme pain. My surgery can't come fast enough.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This ain't no trick or treat but ya nigga trick on me
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I swear, I love my grandma dearly but that woman hums INCESSANTLY and it's always the same fucking song! 😫😫😫
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I had a penny for every time I called my grandma and she didn't pick up the phone, I'd a fucking billionaire 😒
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Substitute is one of my favorite comfort movies. Perfect for a rainy Sunday afternoon 🍂🍃🌧
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just had my pre-op appointment with my surgeon and she basically told me that I look 30 weeks pregnant based on the size of my uterus 🥴
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rich nigga but I need a rich bad bitch
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's been a long week! Thank God for the weekend 🤧
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Literally counting down the days to my surgery so I recover and go the fuck back to MY home. I love my parents but I've outgrown living with them.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss my nose piercing so bad. Best believe I'm getting it repierced before I head back home to Chicago
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Harper Hill has aged handsomely. That man is so damm fine 🫦
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was trying to decide what medical drama I should start binging and I chose The Good Doctor over Grey's Anatomy because who the fuck is watching 20+ seasons of nonsense?
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wish my uterus would leave me the fuck alone! I cannot WAIT to get this stupid ass hysterectomy and get on with my life.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mamdani is better than me because I definitely would have spat in Giuliani's face at the memorial.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My neighborhood in NYC compared to my neighborhood in Chicago is like night and day. Could definitely give you whiplash
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need to get my iron and potassium levels up before my hysterectomy and that shit feels damn near impossible 😩
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My Klarna balance is currently $0.00 🥹 (but only for a limited time)
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love me some Chicago P.D. Hands down my favorite (cop) crime drama.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The way my voice gets inaudibly low when I know something is out of someone's control and I'm just enraged on the inside. That's me keeping myself/feelings in check 🥴
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why are children...? 🫩
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just be changing the whole atmosphere of room just by being present and not in a good way.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My Dad: You would make a horrible wife. Me: Thank you 🥰🙂‍↔️
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm on my first watch of #Supernatural and I'm currently at the beginning of season 8. I sincerely hope I make it to the end of the series because I loathe the brother/partner dynamic between Sam and Dean.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As a born and bred NYer, I have to say ya niggas are irritating 😒
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yup, I'm million% sure that I do not what kids nor do I want to spend extended time around them if I don't have to and that includes small children in my family.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I went so Zabar's with mom dukes and she paid for everything 🥰🎉
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Starting off this beautiful Saturday morning in NYC at the ER...
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am so proud of my growth and development as an HR professional. 🥰
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I highkey can't believe I survived my move. It's been a long ass fucking summer 😩
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thunderstorms, Dateline reruns, 💨🍃 and my cats makes the perfect Monday.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm so fucking grateful to have good healthcare insurance. I hate that it's damn near a privilege instead of guarantee for all. My insurance definitely has helped decrease my anxiety of what's to come...
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I am so fucking blessed and loved!
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I miss my nose ring 🥲. Now I gotta get my shit repierced.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I didnt know how many piercings I actually had until I had to get an MRI done yesterday. And I still missed one 🙃
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This heat got me wanting to swing on someone just because
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I literally started to strip my clothes off, while completely forgetting the maintenance worker was here installing my AC 🥴
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Highkey sad not to be in NY this summer. My city is on 🔥🔥🔥 and I gotta live vicariously through my family, friends and other NYers via social media 🥲
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Shutting the fuck up is always a great thing to do 🤌🏽
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'm gonna throw up if the Knicks don't win tonight 🏀🏀🏀
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Calling my straight brother gay for the entire month of June simply because it's his birthday month 🤭. Happy Pride Month!!!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/05/2026
Sak Pase, New York City!

I’m proud to once again join both Michaël Brun and Council Member Rita Joseph in wishing all the Haitians who call this city home a joyful Haitian Heritage Month.

And to Haiti’s national team: best of luck in the World Cup. Grenadye Alaso!
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Achieving the perfect balance of crossfaded-ness is a skill.
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"We received your paym..." 😒 SMD!
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Thank God for noise canceling headphones
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I kinda sorta want to get a face tattoo, but I'm NOT going to...yet....
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bog facts @basketghoul.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the league should suspend Klay Thompson without pay
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I really wasn't going to get up for the gym this morning, but my cat wasn't having any it so I went 🙄🙃
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I done sneezed at least 10x in these people's establishment and if I sneeze one more time, I fear they might escort me out 😬🤧
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stonedbeauty.bsky.social @stonedbeauty.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I hate baseball season. Strictly because of my location in the city.
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