꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ㅤ the ones that sometimes make me alan hard ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ㅤ your hands are actually gone. you never had them in the first place. you don’t even know what hands are. ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ㅤ nothing to do with anything at all ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ㅤ how do i make my feet not hurt as much ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ㅤ ... why are we sweeping freds what the heck is fredsweeper ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ㅤ it becomes more fun when you start counting workplace accidents and when you run out of accidents to count, you just cause some and add em to the tally ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ㅤ it’s impossible to understand my genius ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ㅤ he checked out. couldn’t leave though. they got him. ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ㅤ exactly like good ol’ johnny boy. i miss him. ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ㅤ a little bit, do the monkey with me? ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ㅤ magical fingers and magical hands i’m going to start dancing ㅤ 000
Reposted by ꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞╰┈➤ 𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙏 𝙂𝙍𝙍𝙇.ᐟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @riotwithoutreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃— 088
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ㅤ what do you take me for? a sham? it has never tasted of green eggs and ham. i got the special bud from a spout. a spout connected to the heavens, no doubt. ㅤ 010
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ㅤ that backrooms weed will put a wocket in your pocket. that ain't good. ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ㅤ what if... you stop smokin' that ass and get in on this puff puff pass??? i got that ganja from the deep jungles of whozits and whatsits. ㅤ 010
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ㅤ man free weed is the type of weed you gotta be careful about man… ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ㅤ please don’t make me listen to sleep token please ㅤ 000
꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞ @stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ㅤ aight well i can't do anything about that ㅤ 000
