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Stona Lisa

@stonalisa.blacksky.app
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Sims 🖤 Horror movies 🖤 Food 🖤 Memes 🖤 Mary Jane 🖤 ♍️ | ✈️ 👩🏾‍⚕️ | 🔞 | Millennial Professional yapper with pretty feet 🥰. Here to collect memes and laugh…I’m looking at your freaky posts too 👀👀

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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 04/08/2026
They’ll finally tell us Mitch is dead when they run out of AI credits
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Empé 🐉👑 @roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 04/08/2026
Seein wassup with Nancy Reagan.
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 06/05/2026
What are the requirements to be a nun or something because I’ve had enough of whatever this is. Cover my head and live in a church in the middle of nowhere.
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a man with his mouth open says i 've had enough in front of a boston poster
Alt: A man walks away while throwing his hands up and saying “I’ve had enough”
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
They’re going to have to do something about this schedule before the semester starts. I’m not about to be failing because I’m having to come in and cover lazy mfs calling out because it’s warm outside
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 05/05/2026
This shit is so scary and I’m high af 😭
A movie poster for the movie “What Happened To Dorthy Bell” a older woman possessed woman is on the poster
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026
And is
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a woman in a blue and black dress is standing on a red carpet and says and what about it
Alt: Ariana Grande looking into the camera, rolling her eyes and walking away. The words “and what about it” are written below
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
Having to go back in overnight after working my regular 8-5 because people keep fcking calling out.
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
Ugh can I sit on your lap and ask how your day was run my hands over your chest
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026
“if you can’t feed your baby yea yea then don’t have a baby “
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a man in a blue jacket and white shirt is dancing
Alt: Michael Jackson dancing across stage
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026
Fried af watching a man on TikTok stand on a stick covered in bushes.
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026
I know IT gets tired of nurses 😭 I’m sorry I went to nursing school not computer school. I can use all the Microsoft apps, EMARs, basic shit. Anything else I’m calling yall.
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a man is crying with a tear running down his face .
Alt: a man is crying with a tear running down his face
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LONAWEEN 🎃👻 @lonababy.blacksky.app · 01/05/2026
Anywho, I graduate on Saturday 🥰. I needed this big win.
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 30/04/2026
Idk why landlords think they can talk to you any kind of way. Just because you’re struggling and can’t afford to keep your property up to par doesn’t mean take it out on me. Seems like you need to get a 9-5 instead. I paid my rent up for 3 months so use that to fix shit idc figure it out.
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
Gotta stay until 7 to cover call outs 🙄 that means I’m leaving early tomorrow
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 27/04/2026
☀️ Sundays and Mondays are my Saturday and Sunday. Hit the bong and finish these Workforce Forecasting assignments so I can veg out the rest of the day
London holding a bong, containing ice and a small amount of water
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026
You can enjoy Nickleback when you don’t have a hatin ass mf in your ear telling you they sound bad 😒
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026
I should be somewhere shaking ass in someone’s face but I’m having to explain to a mf that’s been on this earth 20 years longer than me, in the field longer than me, basic patient safety
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026
It’s my day off and my phone is still pinging. Managing adults is like running a damn daycare. You’re an adult do your damn job or go home. I’m about to eat an edible fck
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 24/04/2026
Found this yogurt at Sprouts. Think I’ll be replacing Noosa with this. It’s so delicious.
A container of Organic Skyr Yogurt strawberry flavor
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 21/04/2026
Had too much fun this weekend now I don’t want to be at work 🫤
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026
Got my events for tomorrow lined up. Trying to be fed, high and happy all day
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026
Doing a Walgreens order and just realized I have money in my HSA account.
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elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched and says yes .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of fire with his arms outstretched and says yes .
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026
Where’s a death note when you need it 🫤
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 17/04/2026
I’m getting my toes done tomorrow! I got distracted by laziness last weekend
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 17/04/2026
My purse this morning 😭 I haven’t had anything in it
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a woman is covering her face with her hands while screaming in a crowd of people .
Alt: A woman yelling
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 17/04/2026
It’s so sad we can’t even write a good essay without being accused of using AI. I grew up writing essays with a thesaurus, dictionary, whatever books I needed and my grandmother at the table with a belt. AI writes like us not the other way around
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 16/04/2026
“Abortion isn’t a choice for me because of my relationship with god” your relationship with god didn’t stop you from bouncing on three separate dicks unprotected. Go talk to him and not the FYP about that unwanted pregnancy.
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a man wearing a pink bandana has his eyes closed and the word ohhh above his head
Alt: Someone wearing a pink bandana rubs their face while rolling their eyes. the word ohhh okay girl flash below
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 16/04/2026
I was supposed to complete coursework and finish this certification but I ended up stuffing my face and watching documentaries 🫤
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 16/04/2026
It stresses me when they say “we don’t have enough evidence” on these shows. You have video recording, voice recording, photos, two witnesses WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED
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a man wearing a yellow vest and tie is making a face
Alt: a man wearing a yellow work vest is on his knees crying and yelling
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 16/04/2026
That woman saying “we were taught that not one year should go by without a child being born” is just, scary af
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 15/04/2026
And why can’t we claim our cats and dogs as dependents?? They do a WHOLE lotta depending throughout the year. Running my pockets dry almost as bad as kids.
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an elderly woman wearing pearls and a white headband
Alt: an elderly woman wearing pearls and a white headscarf is looking very confused
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
*Jackson Hewitt email: Tax deadline is tomorrow*
A man flips off the camera
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
The corporate yts have gotten the latest AAVE guys and calling it TikTok slang
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elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw
Alt: elmo from sesame street sitting at a table with a purple cup and straw. He’s sighing deeply
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
Doesn’t matter if you’re clocked in at the office or making custom content….theres no avoiding dumb mfs
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
Going through these resumes in my email….
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a man in a black sweater is making a face and says ehhh .
Alt: a man in a black sweater is making a face and says ehhh .
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
It is Free Cone Day. I’m ready to clock out 🙂‍↕️
A calendar notification about Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry’s
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
This school has the exact program I’m looking for and it’s all online but it’s a Christian university 🫤 their advisor said they have non-Christian students but I read their statement of faith and I can’t rock with that.
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 14/04/2026
Cooked today because I ate out all weekend 🙄
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
And the birds keep laying eggs *Deep sigh*
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
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a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
Alt: A scene from the movie “The Birds” the Main Character is running from a huge flock of birds
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
This Career coach thing seems like a scam because this lady is retaining NOTHING I say. I said I don’t want to move to a new company I want to move up WITHIN my current company 3 times.
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
Why are conservative trad wife women always on the internet flapping their gums about “what women should be doing” isn’t your place in the kitchen? Aren’t you supposed to stfu and be seen not heard?? If we ever want your opinion we’ll ask your husband.
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
*Reads one publication that says we need vacations every two months*
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a black and white photo of a woman standing in a living room holding a bag and a dog .
Alt: A woman holding a bunch of bags and a bird carrier running out the door. The words “did someone say vacation” are written below
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
Pretty sure that edible was a dud
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
That’s wild
Pooh Sheisty looking disappointed
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
I’m gonna have Peacock take out his step dad. I’m tired of the dude anyway he’s such a loser
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
Sim time 🥰
A selfie of London in front of a computer screen wearing gaming headphones. Sims 4 is on the computer.
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
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a woman in a polka dot dress says " i mean, yolo, right "
Alt: a woman in a polka dot dress says " i mean, yolo, right "
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Infinite 8 @eternal.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
🫤 Outside is expensive as hell
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Stona Lisa @stonalisa.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026
People always want to buck up when it comes to HIPAA. Your grown ass knows you can’t get health information for someone unless you have authorization. You going to pay my bills if I get fired for violating the law??
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