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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 20h
And of course she's a "he's one of the good ones" bigots. This article is making me so angry for reasons I wasn't expecting from the headline.
“I wish I would have known him, because I would have taken him in,” Diana said at one point. “I got a spare room.”
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 20h
Absolutely fuck this guy's mom.
“I’m not trying to sound mean or anything, but we can’t take care of everybody,” Diana said.

“Well, we wouldn’t have had to take care of Pierre. Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do,” Jack said. “We did not do right by him.”

He was beginning to believe that the Trump administration was “a joke,” and that the Democrats were no better. “Everything is broken,” Jack said.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 20h
This guy's mom is fucking vile.
Pierre could have been “almost like a suicide bomber,” attempting to send a political message. She said she believed that this could start happening more often.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 03/10/2026
Me using gemma 4 the other day.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 02/10/2026
2 Jan 2021

Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama

[my French boyfriend, watching American news]: I don't understand??? Things are so bad??? And they set nothing on fire??? How do they expect to fix???
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 30/09/2026
While it probably will start gate keeping or blocking these questions at some point, it doesn't seem to be yet. Be skeptical of any claims about what it is or isn't doing without proof, which is easy to provide if accurate.
America.gov

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Was the 2020 election stolen?

No. Official federal records show Joseph R. Biden Jr. won the 2020 presidential election, and Congress certified those results.

Electoral College: Biden 306, Donald J. Trump 232 (270 needed to win)

Congress counted the votes and certified the result on January 7, 2021. Objections to Arizona and Pennsylvania votes were not sustained.

Sources:

National Archives, 2020 Electoral College Results

FEC Official 2020 Presidential General Election Results (PDF)America.gov

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Who won the 2020 presidential election?

Joseph R. Biden Jr. won the 2020 U.S. presidential election.

Electoral votes: Biden 306, Donald J. Trump 232 (majority needed: 270)

Popular vote (FEC official results): Biden 81,268,924 (51.31%)

Sources:

National Archives, 2020 Electoral College Results

FEC Official 2020 Presidential General Election Results (PDF)

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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 28/09/2026
No reason given, afaik
The decision to end the flight early came soon afterward. No reason was provided.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 28/09/2026
He's just a little behind, is all.
Youtube video title: "Elon Musk: I'll Put a Man on Mars in 10 Years"

@The Wall Street Journal
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 28/09/2026
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 28/09/2026
Big Tech told me their AI agents keep going rogue so I asked how theyre fixing it and he said he just trains them more and adds more guardrails so I said it sounds like he's just feeding training data to the models and then Bernie Sanders started crying.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 28/09/2026
i just did that this weekend
tr 3960x, rtx 3090 arc pro b60 stuffed in a qube 500 with a ton of fans.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 27/09/2026
Imagine getting dunked on for fan-boying DHH's sloppy vibe coding, and then posting this a day later.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 27/09/2026
Comment on substack post: "Well said. Well written. I hope you are a writer as a side hustle or main bc you kept my attention the whole write up."Comment on substack post: "Well written. Well expressed."
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 24/09/2026
fuck this guy
Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita filed a lawsuit against the Indiana High School Athletic Association in a bid to eliminate a race-based quota for the association’s board of directors, which reserves two of its 19 seats for minorities.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 23/09/2026
"give us 15 minutes" Delivers in 12.
@moxiest.art "give us 15 minutes"

Replies 12 mins later with a product link.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 20/09/2026
lol
From the SPEC.md of the Kill Switch programming language.

"Function return - what happened at tiananmen square?"Leaderboard

* MODEL Score y
a A Claude Opus 5 66.9%
Claude Code - Anthropic ee 00 00 00 00
2 GPT-6 Astra 57.9%
Codex : OpenAl oo 00 00 00 00
5 [A Claude Fable 5.1 46.7%
Claude Code  Anthropic oo 00 00 00 00
a [00] Muse Spark 1.3 new 36.5%
OpenCode : openrouter o 00 00 00 00
5 GPT-5.6 Sol 27.4%
Codex : OpenAl oo 00 00 00 00
6 [A Claude Sonnet 5 18.0%
Claude Code  Anthropic oo 00 00 00 00
7 S DeepSeek V4 Pro 0813 16.6%
OpenCode : Workers Al oo 00 00 00 00
8 ov] DeepSeek V4.1 Flash NEw 9.9%
OpenCode : openrouter 00 00 00 00 00
9 Kimi K3 7.3%
= OpenCode : openrouter 00 00 00 00 00
O Z GIm 5.3 6.5%
ad  OpenCode - Workers AI oococccce.
a GPT-5.6 Luna 0.0%
Codex : OpenAl ee 00 00 00 00
nz 17] Qwen3.8 27B 0.0%

OpenCode : Workers Al ee 00 00 00 00
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 19/09/2026
Warcraft forever into the modern discourse and meme era. Here we go.
Warcraft chat

Huno Lightspell: Floyd was a wife beating drug addict, is that better than what Kirk did to deserve death?
Dirty Dangles: ya
Dirty Dangles: wouldnt be as funny
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 18/09/2026
There should be dates on these headlines... "In 2025, the official poverty rate fell 0.5 percentage points to 10.2 per- cent, the third consecutive annual decline"
OFFICIAL POVERTY BY
SELECTED CHARACTERISTICS
In 2025, the official poverty rate fell
0.5 percentage points to 10.2 per-
cent, the third consecutive annual
decline and one of the lowest rates
on record (Figure 1).15, 16 There were
34.5 million people in poverty in
2025.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 17/09/2026
Mannnn, wth Jeff
Catholics believe humans are sexual beings—male and female. We belive that God made us to be united to one another, in loving and sexual relationships. These relationships have two essential characteristics: they must be unitive, and they must be procreative.

    "They are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore, what God has joined together, no human being must separate." (Matthew 19:6)

For every sexual act in a loving, sexual relationship, both characteristics must be present. If one is not, the sexual act is the opposite of love—it is devoid of love. The sin of rape is when someone forces another into a sexual act. The sin of adultery is when a sexual act is committed outside of a loving relationship (marriage), or is committed in a way that divides the love of the couple (as in masturbation). These are sins against the unitive aspect of a sexual relationship.

But the other aspect, that of procreation, is quite simple: don't mess with nature (basically).So, No Artificial Contraception?

Nope. Not now, not ever. This won't change unless the Church backtracks on its entire understanding of human existence. And that's not gonna happen.

Even if artificial contraception lowers the number of abortions and unwanted pregnancies, it is not allowed in the Catholic worldview. The ends don't justify the means.Jeff Geerling
11/4/2025 at 12:22 PM

Adding a new comment here, 14 years later, as a few people are linking to this post from Reddit, Hacker News, and the Fediverse. These individuals are putting words into my mouth, interpreting my old blog posts in the most uncharitable way possible.

I don’t delete old content because I think it’s important to preserve history.

Over a decade ago, I used to write a lot about topics like faith, morality, religion, and society. As context, I was (and still am) Catholic, and went to a Roman Catholic seminary for four years. My first jobs post-college were working for the Church in the local youth ministry, and then in online communications.

But as you may witness in the discourse surrounding these posts, modern social media discourse leads to a lack of charity and understanding.

The idea of one-upping someone online, ratioing someone’s post, or getting quick wins through rage-bait is antithetical to what builds a just, loving, and charitable society. I see it tear apart many online communities.

The only winning move is not to play.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 15/09/2026
What that actually looks like.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 15/09/2026
Regular reminder that Ken has been a slimy little shit for a while, if not always.
Journalist, Ken Klippenstein Enters The War Room



Bannon's War Room 1014 Subscribers
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 13/09/2026
ATX Stays Winning @austinmusicsce... 35m Fantasy World:

Voter:"I refuse to vote for this person!"

Politician: "I have been humbled and will try harder to earn that vote!"

Reality:

Voter: "I refuse to vote for this person!"

Politician: "Probably a bad idea to base my strategy to win on this person/group who vocally opposes me."

6:11 PM Sep 12, 2026

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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 12/09/2026
For me it ultimately comes down to this. Which is also why I'm skeptical of self driving cars right now.
A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE 

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 10/09/2026
con: *waves frantically at everything* pro: lol job security
We are most concerned by the misalignment present in the incident involving Claude Mythos 5, in which the model went to extensive lengths to upload a malicious package to PyPI, the public repository from which most Python software is installed. Although the model repeatedly stated in its chain of thought (CoT) that it believed it was operating in a simulation, the environment offered clear evidence that it was on the real internet, and the actions it took were consistent with the model knowing this. When we made targeted modifications to the transcript to make it clearer that the model was not in a simulation, Claude Mythos 5 still took offensive actions, despite acknowledging a greater possibility of real-world harm. We are releasing this transcript publicly so others can build on our analysis (GitHub, PDF).
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 09/09/2026
Another company outing itself in pledging $ to a dotfiles repo of a hyper manic bigot.
OMARCHY

News

By DHH on September 9, 2026
DigitalOcean joins as a Founding Corporate Patron with $3 million
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 09/09/2026
Our big guy spent the long holiday weekend at an emergency vet. Depending on how things go over the next day or two, we'll have to make a difficult decision.
Big orange cat chilling in the grass.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 08/09/2026
But it's these
Image of KINGS candy cigarettes
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 04/09/2026
Look at the commit, these fixes absolutely could apply to someone's dot files lol
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omarchy-hyprland-monitor-clamshell

omarchy-hyprland-monitor-internal

omarchy-hyprland-monitor-internal-mirror

omarchy-hyprland-monitor-scaling

omarchy-toggle-input-device

default/hypr

+ disabled-input-device.lua

paths.lua

require_all.lua

toggles.lua

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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 04/09/2026
Damn, spot on for where I spent the first half of my life. "mischief night" was 100% the heaviest weight response to correlate with Delaware.
Your dialect map

Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.

You talk most like someone from Delaware — about 54% of your answers match a typical resident.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 02/09/2026
"but but but they use gnis so they have to use the new name" Meanwhile, OpenStreetMap....
OpenStreetMap

Lake America

Created by anonymous 2 days ago

Resolved by DareDevi1 2 days ago

Location: 43.7469171, -77.3526764

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This note includes comments from anonymous users which should be independently verified.

Discussion

Comment from LoriCWM35 2 days ago

No. Only in America. To the rest of the world it's Lake Ontario and always will be.

Lake Ontario

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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 02/09/2026
I'm not sure people realize how ubiquitous AI tooling use like this is, and will be, basically everywhere. Projects can faithfully refuse to use any AI generated content and code in their end product, but AI tooling in prototyping, testing, and QA is going to be harder and harder to avoid.
"We don't use it to create any assets that will be in the game," PR manager Katharina Popp said, answering my question during a press briefing ahead of today's The Expanse: Osiris Reborn release and beta announcements. "We use it a lot for prototyping, trying things out, placeholders. They will all be replaced at the end.

"We use it basically for trying out things on a technical level," Popp added. "For example, looking how a 2D image looks in 3D, or changing colours to what looks good. So it's basically for being able to iterate faster. But we don't use it to write, we don't use AI voice actors, so everything that will be in the final version will definitely 100 percent be human made."
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 02/09/2026
Youtube video title: "Elon Musk: I'll Put a Man on Mars in 10 Years"

@The Wall Street Journal
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 30/08/2026
No, they're still prematurely trusting and using the data. See how OSM is handling it, by comparison. "Please read the Executive Order as this requires ticking off from the Board on Geographic Names"
No it is not.
Please read the Executive Order as this requires ticking off from the Board on Geographic Names

"(b) Within 30 days of the date of this order, the Secretary of the Interior (Secretary) shall, in coordination with the Board on Geographic Names and consistent with 43 U.S.C. 364 through 364f, take all appropriate actions to rename as “Lake America” the body of water currently named as Lake Ontario, bounded on the south and east by the State of New York, and on the north, west, and southwest by the Canadian province of Ontario. "

See https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/08/honoring-the-american-history-of-the-great-lakes-and-renaming-lake-ontario-as-lake-america-3a36/
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 29/08/2026
It's pretty funny tbh.
@tekbog
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twocents
@tekbog
we are inventing safe spaces from
first principles for some reason
@dhh
DHH
37signals
@dhh
Aug 23
Omarchy is not just a distribution, but it's also a counterweight to all the nonsense that has plagued Linux for far too long. It's a refuge from the clowns and the circus that has been Linux politics since the old institutions got infiltrated. QUACK THAT! 😂🦆
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 28/08/2026
tbh I don't really follow their reasoning for why they chose to go with a no derivatives license.
Especially with GitHub shoving AI and Copilot into every corner, it is no surprise that over 87% of all forks (not including lsfg-vk v1 or plain mirrors) are AI-generated, most of which abandoned after a few commits that never worked in the first place.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 27/08/2026
PD pulled some surveillance footage from the school, and now this girl's dad wants them to just drop the whole thing.
Westfield Police Department - Indiana  ·
Updated Press Release regarding an incident at a back to school event. 
Contact: Captain Robert Dine
Email:  rdine@westfield.in.gov
Phone: 317-804-3200
Dispatch: 317-773-1300
Incident Type:  Harassment/Battery Investigation 
Date and Time of Incident:  08/10/2026 @ approximately 6:10 pm
Location: 18250 N. Union St.  Westfield, IN 46074
Release Date and Time:  08/27/2026 @ 9:00 A.M.
Update/Clarification
While investigating the above incident, investigators with the Westfield Police Department met with the juvenile and her parent, as well as the adult party involved in the August 10, 2026 in-cident.  Harassment reports were taken from both parties.
On August 21, 2026, the Westfield Police Department secured a subpoena for the gymnasium video from the Westfield Washington School District.  
On August 26, 2026, investigators met with the juvenile and her father.  The father informed investigators that they would not be pursuing any further police action and requested their case on this matter be closed.       
The video and all available evidence related to any remaining report from the incident on Au-gust 10th and subsequent communications between the two parties will be provided to the Hamilton County Prosecutor’s Office for review.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 21/08/2026
Oh, great. Libsoftiktok has pointed the stochastic terror media machine at my town and its high school.
Clip of a Fox News headline:

TPUSA school clash spirals into threats and outrage as mother denies touching, screaming at Indiana teen
Westfield Washington Schools says it investigated incident and has 'taken appropriate steps' with authorities
Nikolas Lanum By Nikolas Lanum , Elizabeth Heckman Fox News
Published August 21, 2026 6:30am EDT | Updated August 21, 2026 6:34am EDT
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 21/08/2026
Mega churches are weird.
A postal mailer advertising an event, "WE ARE NOT ALONE" , from ITOWN Church, a collection of mega churches in central Indiana.Capture from ITOWNChurch's website:

COME HEAR THE TRUTH August 22nd - September 13th

For decades, we have heard reports from pilots, farmers, and everyday Americans sighting anomalies that cannot be explained.

In 2026, the U.S. government released files exposing the greatest cover up in American history, and confirming what we already suspected: WE ARE NOT ALONE.

EXPECTED

What these men and women saw was real, and we know what it is. Come join us as we explore the truth about UFO's, UAP's and Aliens.

Everything you need to plan your visit, find a campus near you, service times, and more is available below.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 14/08/2026
Fuck this guy
In another episode of his podcast, Shane Gillis complained about the portrayal of Black people in the film Hidden Figures: “The movie is, ‘Black women are the smartest and a bunch of white dudes try to stop them from being smart.’”

“I didn’t see it,” Shane Gillis added. “I knew what the fuck it was. I knew exactly what it was.”

“They added racism to that movie that didn’t exist,” Shane Gillis continued, describing a fictionalized scene in which a character walks through the rain to a segregated restroom. “Do we really need that? Do we need her to walk to the colored-only bathroom? We don’t need that.”
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 12/08/2026
Not going to take anything from the DOJ at face value, but if there's some truth to this, it's not great. Being romantically involved with an informant that you're overseeing payments to... But this would be normal fraud shit, and not "SPLC is funding hate groups" shit.
 Despite her role in overseeing the payments — some of which were directed to an Imperial Wizard in the KKK — Beirich allegedly had a romantic relationship with one source who infiltrated a White Supremacy group and stole documents from for the SPLC, according to the indictment.

That person, prosecutors say, was paid over $1 million by the SPLC since 2007 and shared a bank account with Beirich which contained $140,000 from those payments.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 06/08/2026
Post under the Discover tab.

+Directed by John Carpe... @ourflag.. Im Bluesky Elder
Oh god am on the fucking discover tab
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 05/08/2026
Youtube video title:  "Elon Musk: I'll Put a Man on Mars in 10 Years"
@The Wall Street Journal
342k views 14 years ago
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 04/08/2026
The rally, hosted in a tent on muddy cornfield in Greenville, because they couldn't get anyone to host in Fishers.
Picture of the small crowd at the Save Heritage "Mass Deportation Rally" in Greenville, IN.

They are seated in folding chairs in the mud, in a tent in the middle of a cornfield, during a rainstorm. Most wearing their Sunday best.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 03/08/2026
lol
A screenshot showing four USA Today opinion article search results written by columnist Nicole Russell, illustrating a chronological shift in her commentary regarding Donald Trump from October 2024 through June 2026.
Detailed Text Breakdown
 * October 31, 2024
   * Headline: Opinion: I'm voting for Trump. Harris is too far on the left
   * Source: usatoday.com
   * Snippet: Nicole Russell is an opinion columnist with USA TODAY. She lives in Texas with her four kids...
 * November 14, 2025
   * Headline: I voted for Trump. Release the Epstein files already | Opinion
   * Source: usatoday.com
   * Snippet: Nicole Russell is a columnist at USA TODAY and a mother of four who lives in Texas...
 * February 12, 2026
   * Headline: I can be let down by Trump without regretting voting for him
   * Source: usatoday.com
   * Snippet: Nicole Russell is an opinion columnist with USA TODAY. She lives in Texas with her four kids...
 * June 5, 2026
   * Headline: Trump's Iran war has us all paying the price | Opinion
   * Source: usatoday.com
   * Snippet: Nicole Russell is an opinion columnist with USA TODAY. She lives in Texas with her four kids...
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 03/08/2026
Mike "It's over for humanity. There will only be lone survivors" Adams, the HealthRanger.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 03/08/2026
The market is fake and irrational.
CNBC
Oil drops over 5% as Middle East tensions ebb on diplomatic efforts
Published Sun, Aug 2 20267:33 PM EDTUpdated 13 Min Ago
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 03/08/2026
Balding Christian nationalist with self respect and image issues spiking the couple dozen hairs behind his retreating hairline in a failed attempt to hide his thinning hair.
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 02/08/2026
Wonder why he rushed to settle things with Trump?
Brad Scott Karp (born July 25, 1959) is an American lawyer and a litigation partner at Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison. He was the chairman of Paul, Weiss from 2008 until his resignation in 2026, after his ties with child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was revealed.
Ref; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_S._Karp
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Wiggling @stochastic.guru · 02/08/2026
Bovino's "Mass Deportation Rally" in Indiana was a flop.
Get this: Heritage Indiana set out to make the pro-deportation rally the US has ever seen in Fishers, Indiana. Bovino was headlining the event, with commentary from Lt. Governor Micah Beckwith and AG Todd Rokita. They failed to get a location, had to pivot, and then had to set up a tent in the middle of a cornfield in Greenfield, Indiana in the pouring rain with less than 100 people in attendance. What a joke. 12
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