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Will

@stltrio.bsky.social
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1/3 owner of fortuna games in st. louis, poly, bi, lazy

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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
in the grand scheme of things I am a pretty staunch universes beyond defender but these marvel cards are truly quite ugly and boring
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
benjamin button would have killed it as a guy who goes to bars for the liquor control board and tries to order drinks without a valid id
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
cheeseburger exists in nature, double cheeseburger exists in nature, even triple cheeseburger exists in nature, but the mcdouble is a social construct
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
the assorted berries tums are way better than the tropical fruit tums
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
my valentines ❤️❤️
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
please repost if you find this content relatable
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
i spent a lot of time on my "J.P. is in the epstein files" meme post for r/grandmasboy and i really thought it was going to do numbers but i guess i just don't know what the people want anymore
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
if you're reading this I miss you (not you Ashley you are sitting right next to me)
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
they should make a transparent hoodie that keeps you warm but still lets people see the back of your cute t-shirt
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
@puppydoggaming.bsky.social after I played like 3-4 hours of midwest emo on Sunday, spotify flagged my account for suspicious activity and locked me out of it
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
@mtgsecretlair.com I don't know if you know this, but this is a pretty bad customer experience
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
my top magic gripes: -DFCs are bad -creature type errata is bad -commander decks should drop down to 80 cards at least -wish effects should work in commander -color identity rules are bad and designing around them is also bad -too difficult to teach someone new this game -reserved list is bad
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
oh no we didn't realize you were supposed to bring rave candy to the saxsquatch show and now a little kid wants to trade with us
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
i think i'd go to the strip club more if they had a better drink selection. maybe we could have, like, a couple craft beers, nothing crazy?
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
some street names are so ugly that i believe it HAS to negatively affect property values. you couldn't pay me to live on a street called Flad
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
someone made an interface for feeld that shows you all of the people who disliked you and it is a very cool way to periodically suffer enormous amounts of psychic damage
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
me on GBBO just turning in haystacks every week
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
watching Hannah play fallout 4 for the first time and I think this game actually might have been bad
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I'm not anti-vegetable. I eat vegetables. But if you put anything green on biscuits & gravy you should be put in jail
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
who is asking for their deck to be EVEN THICKER?? this is madness. I SAID DECK
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
i hope he got one
comment from rule 34 dot x x x from a user named "Horny Hairy Homo" that says "I need a man like bluto inside me badly"
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
went to new york but not for the same reason any of my friends here went to new york. fun fact: several months ago, I did have to urban dictionary search "going to new york" just to make TOTALLY SURE it wasn't slang we just weren't aware of. also we got engaged today, ok, that's it!
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
commander post: it is bad that wizards will bend the outside the game rules for companion, a mechanic that i assume nobody likes, and will not bend them for learn, which might actually be fun
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
the default behavior of ctrl+v should be "paste without formatting," change my mind
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
gonna try really hard to not do anything weird at work this week
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
it took me less than 30 seconds of the price is right to get mad about how bad people are at games and math and logic
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
satellite radio needs a delilah-like program. i'm hanging on by a fucking thread here, PLEASE, i need this
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Local brewery had to take down social media post after getting roasted for putting cheese fries at "market price" lololol
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I finally started using the call screen feature on my phone to make people tell me why they are calling me before I decide to pick up. Civility is dead but I am free
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
@magic.wizards.com please make she-ra and the princesses of power cards, thanks in advance!!
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
i think this magic: the gathering set should have had a "500 cigarettes" reference
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
@puppydoggaming.bsky.social starting shiva baby
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
you know what it is
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
han's making dinner
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
hey is it just me or does mario look like a fuckin' asshole in golf clothes?
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
i haven't been been posting dinner pictures this week but LOOK AT THIS. it's my birthday and Hannah and Ashley made me a frosted animal cookie white chocolate cheesecake. If you are coming to my house/Fortuna this week and you want a piece, I will give you one as long as there is still some left
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
lefty made dinner
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Hannah and I went to Byrd and Barrel today for dinner and the food was AWESOME. Would recommend
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
hannah made dinner
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
hannah made dinner but i was really hungry and i forgot to take a picture. i'm not really cut out to make food content. this feed was supposed to be a lot hornier
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
bought these bananas yesterday, really excited to eat them in 2026
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
hannah made dinner
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
the customer who just messaged me on fetlife to tell me they were surprised i was bisexual will live rent-free in my head forever
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
hannah made dinner (@puppydoggaming.bsky.social this could be us but you playin)
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
ASHLEY made dinner?!
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
hannah made cocktails
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
hannah also made brownies
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
hannah made dinner
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Will @stltrio.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
rockstar tacos made dinner
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