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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
David James Myers (8 September 1957 – 28 February 2024) was an English television presenter, and one half of the Hairy Bikers, along with Si King. He also appeared on the BBC celebrity talent show Strictly Come Dancing.
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can you heeeeeear me Anders Brejvik
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When the group chat gets leaked
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🫵😂
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
HAS ANYONE SEEN JASON DONOVAN HAS ANYONE SEEN WARNIE HAS ANYONE SEEN KYLIE HAS ANYONE SEEN SINKS THAT DRAIN ANTI-CLOCKWISE ANTI-CLOCKWISE SINKS CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEEE
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
May as well have brought on the drummer from Def Leppard instead of Matt Ryan
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
3am Monday morning
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Konsa and Spence on the right, never has England seen something so weak on one side since Margaret Thatcher’s face when she had a stroke and died
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Managed to get my old man a season ticket after thinking he wouldn’t qualify (spent the last 3 years caring for my gran). Finally both season ticket holders after 25 years of going the match together. What it’s all about
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Thing is, none of our seamers (other than Jofra who’s played 19 tests in 7 years) can
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
No one’s gonna like cricket more for England being all out for 180 in 25 overs lads
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This McCullum off as well pls
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
He’s got 700 hundred test wickets, still the best bowler in the championship & the WACA hasn’t hosted a test for nearly a decade
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Stokes’ book will be unreal The inevitable high-performance/right-wing podcast not so much
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Key’s “Harry isn’t ready” last week is gonna be so funny in a couple of weeks
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just need to get rid of Key and give a 43 year old Lancastrian seamer the captaincy
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Heard yer da sings about someone reigning over him
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thought I’d struggle to sleep in this heat but watching that will do the trick
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Football learning from cricket’s completely nonsensical approach to breaks I see
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Finally got to watching that Kevin Bridges doc on iPlayer. It’s bloody lovely innit? Miss kicking a ball down the park as a kid so much more
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Danny Murphy doesn’t have a single GCSE to his name
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The lad’s sports day not being called off in this heat
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starmer having one final laugh on the weather machine I see
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Got a mad enough look about him that a keeper should have too tbh
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can keep this lad
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Liverpool not playing a newly promoted side at home on the first day for the first time since Queen Victoria died
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Joe Root in an England blazer. The world feels more normal
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Might have to get the England shirt out from under the bed. Is Lampard still playing?
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Danny Murphy would put a podcast on at a party
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Misread the headline oops
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
World Cup has ever so slight reared its head. Soon to be extinguished by VAR taking 4 minutes to award a goal kick instead of a corner
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Delivered incredibly
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
At least it doesn’t involve young boys
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
That’s a big plus
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In fairness Geoffrey, at least he smashes the ball for six and not his wife
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
#NonCricketerCricketers #9 Jordan Pickford. Keeper/bat who just won’t shut the fuck up. Constantly getting out to stupid shots when the team is 5 down. Consistently forgets tea money and is a nightmare to get the annual sub out of. An absolute nightmare on club nights, once shat in the urinal.
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He’d make this pitch look normal tbh
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
(Heterosexual man except to when it comes to a handsome man with nice eyes in an England cap)
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Jacob Bethell rivalling Ben Foakes for the most beautiful cricketer of the 21st century, the gorgeous little man
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#NonCricketerCricketers #8 Brian Clough. Workhorse bowling all-rounder. Captain and has been for years. Consistently in hot water with the league committee. Giver of some of the greatest sledges ever heard. Not sure why he’s bowling off 22 yards here
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wonder how many times I’ve posted “look what happens when you pitch it up” over the years but here we are again
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Death, taxes, England bowling dross at the tail
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If this is white people I dread to think how quickly Ollie Robinson would get the boats out
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
JFK’s bodyguard, 22nd November 1963.
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
England 30 odd for 3. Same as it ever was
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Stirs @stirs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s a great one
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