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"I don't wanna gwow up! I wish I was uh baby FOWEVUH!" your toddler self tantrumed back in the past, memory of you doing such a thing long since forgotten in the present.
How were you to know what your wish would be directed to the Divine Bureaucracy's constantly overworked wishing department? ⤵️