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a stinky ox 🐂

@stinkyox.bsky.social
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I am an ox that makes games and lightsynths. Recreational shepherd.

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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 1h
Three minutes of rams being silly buggers 🐏 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyerfq_0Adw
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 6h
RE: mastodon.social/@samuelpepys/117423… Good lord he's still at it. Terrifying pre-curry times.
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Samuel Pepys (@samuelpepys@mastodon.social)
I finding myself neither to fart nor go to stool after one stool in the morning, the effect of my electuary last night.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10h
Pity about Lewis' bad tyre decision, but at least Southampton beat Portsmouth. 🦬⚽
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 13h
Morning Sheep Time A dry start means dry fleeces and sheep crowding round for cuddles, which is exactly what they get. There can't be many flocks as thoroughly cuddled as our lot in all of Wales. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOL3ouU6Gss #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 13h
I was thinking natural colours, brown or brown and white, and with a more normal physique than you usually see on bulls, not over muscly or anything. Maybe an optional jumper as I often wear a jumper IRL. The pic I use for my Mastodon profile has the kind of vibe I'm thinking of.
A non muscly bipedal bull profile pic. He is wearing a knitted jumper.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My thoughts when I see a particularly pretty cow. 🐮
Her eyes sparkle
and shine like
precious jewels.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🦬🚴👍
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you enjoying that mister?
Buster tilts his head upwards as he enjoys breastbone skritches.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Morning Sheep Time Damp wool drying in a bit of sun, eager mouths seeking the joydiscs. Horns tested on legs, cuddles demanded with menaces, Giles exclaiming PANDAAAA! and a dirty horse's arse. So begins another Llamasoft day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8OK0v296K4
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(I speak from recent experience).
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pity they didn't have vindaloo in Pepys' time, a decent chicken vindaloo would have sorted the matter out quick smart.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pepys STILL going on about stools and farts this morning!
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Has there ever been a more egregious bellend than Donald Trump?
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I haven't really started to look yet but it would be nice to find someone, just chatting to someone at the moment who might be able to help!
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well ideally me being me I would like some kind of ox, I have tried various bull avs and they are all too muscledude/aggressive type things that don't really suit me. I enjoyed being a plushie giraffe, and I am sure I would enjoy being a plushie ox. 🐂
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
like an actual plushie! I love plushies so it'd be super appropriate :)
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd also be open to finding a nice bull/ox av, but all the ones I've seen around so far are far too much full of musclebro/warrior energy. A non-musclebro plushie bull would be great or just another decent plushie giraffe!
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Might actually have to look into getting one commissioned. It's proving hard to just randomly find something I really like and which fit me as well as that giraffe did!
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am in the curry house Video: toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/1174122214…
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am in the curry house
Wine label with a bull on it
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This afternoon's scrum
Bucket scrum for the boys!
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There is a buffalo themed game on the pub fruity. Buffalo and bison are a surprisingly common theme on such machines.
WILD ADVENTURE BUFFALO EDITION game select button on the pub fruity. There is a buffalo with curly horns and pleasingly large ears on it.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Giles' pint clipping through the baa in the Bunch of Apes
Two pint glasses on a baa. One of them has sunk halfway into the bar top.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Turns out the plushie giraffe av was taken from a weird game from a few years back called Giraffe Town. I wonder if whoever made it was forced to remove it for copyright reasons (although it was free to use). If the originators made it available as a paid av I'd pay for it but they haven't.
The plushie giraffe main character out of Giraffe Town. He used to be my avatar but now he no longer exists in a form I can use.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@bug_gwen/117411430… Massive bull semen explosion. 🐂
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bug_gwen 🪲 (@bug_gwen@mastodon.online)
Massive Semen explosion described as a "major blow" for farmers. (This was a cryogenic facility; legit a dangerous situation. But also 😁) https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just logged on one day to find I was a base robot and the giraffe slot in my av list just had text saying it wasn't available. The world where I originally got it from is gone too.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@samuelpepys/117410… man's obsessed with pee, poo and farts these days!
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Samuel Pepys (@samuelpepys@mastodon.social)
I sent word to Mr. Hollyard of my condition, that I could neither have a natural stool nor break wind, and by that means still in pain and frequent offering to make water.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Morning Sheep Time Do you like damp wool? Do you enjoy the aroma of moistened ram? Then you've come to the right place. A drizzly start has the boys cwtshed up in the stables and somewhat unwilling to be coaxed out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOh00bvEfTQ #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Samuel Pepys today has been all about pooping, peeing and farting, duw duw.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tried Planet Crafters standalone on Frame, as it's something I'm dipping into now and again on Steam, and it works pretty well!
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really need to find a proper vrchat avatar that suits me. Not settled on anything since I lost my beloved giraffe.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The promised rain had very much materialised by the time we went to the chippy. Definitely chippy tea weather!
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pair of idiots Video: toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/1174069504…
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sheep queueing Video: toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/1174069448…
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
chippy tea was BANGING. 🐟
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Headses in bucketses
A small flock of bucketheads
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thinking about heading out soon as Giles declared a chippy tea earlier.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The nans have been sent packing. 🐂👍
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I see a vector full of nans. :(
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And a final slice of 🚲 Video: toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/1174056676…
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Slice of bike 3 Video: toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/1174056648…
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Slice of bike 2 Video: toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/1174056622…
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Slice of bike Video: toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox/1174056571…
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(actually it's just Apple Music knowing I play a crapload of Underworld).
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning Sheep Time Could there be such a thing as overcuddling? Panda doesn't think so. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQiGthClCI8 #defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's that time of year when everybody smells quite rammy. Consequently I smell quite rammy.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mussolini managed to prefigure both Max Headroom and Donald Trump.
Mussolini 'si' billboard where the head looks quite like Max Headroom and the repeated "SI" evokes that idiot Trump trying to get everyone to call AI "SI" instead.
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am drinking tea. ☕
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a stinky ox 🐂 @stinkyox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New friends come in colourful blister packaging. 🦄
Sticker on a My Little Pony package that reads "NEW friend!"
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