Reposted by Charlie (is a cat now)

"L-look, being caged is one thing, b-but diape-"
Let me stop you right there, squirt. Being caged isn't 'one thing', it's 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙊𝙣𝙚. Diapers are 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙬𝙤. And just so you set your expectations, my current list goes up to 20, and I'm always adding to it.
Now, get on the changing table.