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world’s gassiest bird

@stinkbeak.bsky.social
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a bird named Wyatt and sometimes I fart a LOT mute "vore" if you don't want to see related content thx handsome

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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 6h
i'm sure he'll love your face. come with me tomorrow night....
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 6h
i spent an entire hour prepping just for me to cut the tiniest fart as he was putting it in...and he came ON THE SPOT. he just kept apologizing as he oozed all over my fucking floor like bro get out 🙄
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 6h
fox mccloud's big jiggly ass constantly rips horrifically, ask me how i know! 😇
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 19h
a man can dream.
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
no hate to the diaper folk but i just can't imagine containing myself like that. im a bird and i need to let it fly and be free. my fat logs need to arc and soar in the air. surely you can understand my viewpoint here
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when he gives his life away to be your constant toilet and inevitable assfat >>>
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i only suggested it bc i think it would be more comfortable! but you are free to do whatever you like. it’s your life (for now)
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they don’t call it a logcutter for no reason! #PBLORTTT
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is exactly what happened kibble. and it really pissed me off so I need someone to hose with piss. lay down for me rq
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Nightrodent 🔞 @nightrodentt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You heard him 😌 #furrynsfw ( ❙● public release)
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oliviaPhoebe(オリビア)🔞 @oliviaphoebe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Way less stress, way more YOU! Get NEETGlasses™ today!" #art #furry #anthro #nsfw #slob #fart #burp #wg #fatfur
A two panel illustration in the style of a pharmaceutical ad, but advertising a product called NEETGlasses. The first part of the illustration, labeled "Before NEETGlasses" shows a fit, muscular, anthropomorphic dog wearing red gymwear. He has a gym lanyard hanging from his neck. He's talking to a restaurant clerk who's off-screen. He says to the clerk "I'll just take the salad. Don't want too many calories before noon."

The second part, labeled "6 months after NEETGlasses!" shows the same dog now wearing the glasses, but now also morbidly obese, sweaty, and with more acne. His brand new stretch marks are very visible. He's belching and farting aggressively at the same time, and, as his stomach rumbles, he says, with a grosser voice, more akin to a nerd with a lisp and no hygiene: "Huff... Give me three family size combos... and... BOARPP... ugh... and five jumbo Mountain Dews..." "...Got a big gaming session ahead..." He's not wearing gymwear anymore. As a matter of fact, he's only wearing an undersized dirty grey t-shirt, while his lower torso, legs, and penis (which is buried in a now gigantic fupa, with only the tip being visible, clearly leaking pre-cum) are completely exposed. He also has a dumber, more distant expression, and he's drooling a little. 

There's a little blurb at the top that reads: "Side effects may include: Forgetfulness, increased appetite, increased libido, mental fog, extreme weight gain, shamelessness, loss of stamina, facial acne, body acne, astigmatism, excessive sweating, verbal lisps, stronger body odor, allergy to most deodorants, lack of hygiene, sensitivity to sunlight, hydrophobia, excessive belching and farting disorders, sudden urges to play competitive MMOs and/or TTRPGs, etc. Call 1-800-NEETCORP to see if this product is right for you! Do not consult a doctor or physician."

There's a small logo at the top for the product that says "NEETGlasses: Way less stress, way more you!"
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
idk …. we can certainly give it a try!!! ill go find a stepladder for you
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
even if I wanted to hide the fact I’m into farts it’d be impossible with this fat blue dumptruck attached to me blaring 24/7
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1000% more respect to someone who’s out and proud about it
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah it’s called everyone and everything
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
urghh shakes my fat doughy nasty ass
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the fattest glob of pre just splashed all over my feet
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im so sorry……please accept my apology in the form of 1000 of my hottest and gnarliest?
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how would I make a withdrawal…hi I need 20,000 of my bird farts back
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
flies and brown aura stink or lower
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
cw poop ig sorry guys i SUCK!!!!!
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i have decided that i will poop in a diaper one time and one time only. better get tickets now
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"excuse me sir are u ok? you've made a whole puddle of spit" oh yeah it's the birdbrap boys! their new single is out and i could NOT be harder i mean happier
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i mean hey if they like the boys and our asses so much wouldn't they WANT to become the braps of their reeking idols? basically helping us write songs for the next album
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
heyoooo BBRRRRRTTTT Wailing Wyatt here! me and the birdbrap boys are thrilled to announce our NEW ALBUM: "Tailfeather" will release in-store and on all streaming platforms Fri. Nov 20th! PBBLRRNNNT While you wait for "Tailfeather," take a listen to its LEAD SINGLE: "Rippling Rancor" is out now 💙💨
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my big fat ass waddling over rn
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When he’s bi but still chooses your ass to huff and dedicate his life to 💚💚🏳️‍🌈
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can we do gloryholes but for gassy asses instead. pick which ass you want to snort and huff for the night - one with the right bounce and stink 💚
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"i don't like when farts stink" oh i'm sorry should we all move to sillygiggles happyland and frolic the night away? that's like saying you love pizza without cheese. pen without paper. wyatt without wobbling butts
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Peryton → Howl @furrysexcomics.ca · 05/10/2026
The romantic.
I hate metaphors!
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you’re right. into your snout
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*slaps fat gurgly belly* this fucker can hold 1000 farts a day
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they don't want you to know this but bird boys were made to be seats for the fattest gassiest asses
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yes this is amazing news! i bet we'll stink so bad! this'll be so much fun
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hi everyone i just started the "i want to be shortstack farts" club and we only have 1 member (me) so if you could sign the sheet that would be great. bc we cant be an official club for yearbook if theres less than 4 members
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh ok i don't have any qualms about it now. thanks future fart fuel!
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me saying this as if I’m not one of the most annoying ppl on the planet…well good thing I’m the one with the nose-ruining farts huh
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I evil for unleashing toxic gas on ppl I don’t like/find annoying. I feel like the answer is no
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is so important
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can you tell i've been in a mood lately
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cw vore imagine you're in a mass vore gut and someone can't stop farting and it absolutely reeks
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m gassy bird boy #2 btw
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
six gassy bird boys and they all want to permanently mark your face with their stench 🩷
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can I join !
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree cutie
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cw vore ughhhh that feeling when you unexpectedly get digested into farts forever 🙄🙄 and i was supposed to get married today 😒 #BRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
three skulls bulging out of your cheeks all rattling with the farts they became
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when it's the prey's skulls in those farts 💚
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the stinkiest smelliest arma ever 💚
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world’s gassiest bird @stinkbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when the farts have skull clouds in them 💚
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