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stillpolitebut.bsky.social

@stillpolitebut.bsky.social
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Just another dumbass with a smart-assed mouth.🍁 Achievements: Done stuff, learnt stuff, 'bin places, raised others, still here. Founding member of the Flibbertigibbets Club. First rule of Flib Club... forget to tell anyone.

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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Man wanders the universe in a bathrobe in search of a decent restaurant.
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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just dusting off my Shmege Brothers album in case we get invaded. Not that I expect Republicans to explode Slim Whitman style, but a bombardment of polka, cabbage rolls and coffee might be enough to bore them to death.
1986 SCTV Shmege Brothers album Cabbage Rolls And Coffee.
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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Since many Met outfits are now little more than a couple of dramatic tail feathers to cover the naughty bits, I present my pick for #metgalabirds Strike the pose!
A poor little cockatoo(?) with only two tail feathers and one behind the ear, but stretching one leg very gracefully.
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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My apologies. Despite our love of visiting science, history, nature and silly bsky nonsense, my inner child insists on running off and snarking with the big boys. As such, we will be yelling at rocks on occasion. Please excuse.
Photo of a gopher, standing upright and yelling at really big rock. As one does.
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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Oh my, so many followers! So to celebrate I made a meme to reassure everyone of my leadership qualities.
Pic of serious cat driving, paw on steering wheel.
Life so far
Can't reach the pedals, no idea what this round thing is for, but I do enjoy these flashing turn signals
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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
"O're the land of the greed and the home of the knaves" #4thofjuly
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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Before you follow, let me explain...
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stillpolitebut.bsky.social @stillpolitebut.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I finally decided to join when Elon Musk liked me on X. Obviously sarcasm is not his strong point but I still feel the need to atone for my sin. I sure hope that's supposed to be a carrot!
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