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Birdy the Maise

@stillbirdy.bsky.social
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Bibliophile. Theme park junkie. Cerified Fujoshi. Bratty Rope Bunny. Chef cuisinier de mon appartement. Stone Cold Lover. Sugar Plum's Nana.

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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Holy shit I forgot I even had this account lol
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy 4th folks.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I don’t like that Google’s AI is named Gemini. It’s too close to Genesis which we all know is actually SkyNet. We gonna end up with machine overlords sooner than we think.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Bedding selections are fucking horrible man
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Damn heartburn woke me up out my sleep
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I opted to not go to the Epic Universe grand opening today and now I severely regret it. I just didn't want to deal with the crowds but now I wish I would have went just for the opening ceremony and vibes 😢
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
29 years later and multiple viewings and I still cringe every time Jack dies.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Doing a full Mission Impossible re-watch in the office in preparation for MI: The Final Reckoning this weekend!
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I'm ready to get home cause Im making cabbage & sausage and yellow rice for dinner.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I am so tempted to replace my bed with one of those oversized loveseat/loungers
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Matter of fact I think I'm due for a 24 re-watch
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
10 shows to get to know me: 1. 24 2. Grimm 3. The Leftovers 4. Sons of Anarchy 5. The Path 6. The Expanse 7. Family Matters 8. Reign 9. The 100 10. Revolution
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I have been under the dryer for 2 whole hours and some of my rollers STILL not dry
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Today is a color refresh and perm rod set. I’ve only done my clarifying wash so far and I’m already ready to say fuck this shit and just shave my hair off again.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I move in 2 weeks and decided I should finally start looking for new home goods since I’m getting rid of everything and starting fresh… Why have yall not ever told me about AT HOME?!?!?!? I love this place.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
A burger was calling my name today.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Baby what is going on in New Orleans today
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Gone ahead and annouce the movie cause I would be sat.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Good morning to Elias Moore and Elias Moore only
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I move in 2 weeks and I haven’t started packing up a single thing in my place yet smh
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I was giving birth to my first daughter 🙃
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The U.S. national parks are on TikTok cutting up
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Ryan Scott @ryanscottwrites.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
SINNERS is now the biggest Hollywood original movie of any kind at the box office since 2017 when Pixar's COCO came out. To find a live-action movie that made at least $200M domestic, we have to go back much further. This is truly bananas. www.slashfilm.com/1857902/sinn...
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Sinners Just Passed A Box Office Milestone Not Seen In Nearly A Decade - SlashFilm
Sinners continues to defy even the most optimistic of expectations with its box office performance, having passed yet another milestone for original films.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I be feeling like I’m the only person whoever watches dystopian sci-fi-fi movies cause those were the first warning signs. I bet Bobby A who called me a weird little tin hat girl not laughing so much now.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Sub drop is a bitch
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Gardenfox @littlegypsyfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Sub drop can happen immediately after playing (participating in a scene) up to 48 hours (or more) after it ends. My drops usually hit about 18 hours after. I’m riding high on endorphins and all the feel good chemicals, up until I’m not and I want to cry. Check in. Make sure they’re ok. #subdrop
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Deacon Blues @kaibutsu.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Earth, Wind & Friar
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I ain’t never gonna lose no weight man
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I have big issue with Libby’s & Grace because the last 4 times I get bully beef the tin full of gristle pieces. Like come on one tin already $8 for little bit of beef now a 1/4 of the can is gristle 🤬
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Just the thought of being late gives me extreme anxiety.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
No. If I’m ever late then there’s a very good reason that was out of my control.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
My notoriously picky boss just said my pound cake is the best he's ever had soooooooooo cant nobody tell me shit
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I'm doing a full re-watch of Designing Women. My mama use to love this show and we watched it faithfully every Monday night.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Yall know how you’ll see/hear something and it makes you think “oh wait I might really be old!” ? Well they over on TikTok calling Fred Hammond/Commissioned old school gospel. Excuse me what?!?!?
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I just randomly wondered what Chuck Norris is up to these days but I’m honestly afraid to go look cause so many of the famous folks from my youth have let me down big time
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Also I just wanna say our folks were strong as fuck making these cakes with just a wooden spoon or spatula cause I used a hand mixer instead of a stand mixer and my arm is on fire.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The worst part about baking is having to wait for the cake to cool before you can glaze and cut it. I wanna eat it NEOW
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Oh baby.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s me not knowing Sheryl Crow sang backup for Michael Jackson. Learn something new every day
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mother’s Day darlings
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
All I want for Mother’s Day is a 7-up pound cake
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Hanging with yall lil homeboy today. He’s not old enough to see Sinners yet lol so we’re headed to see Thunderbolts finally
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Interviewer: "I want you to talk about women. Mr. Crown?" TC: "I'm Sorry." Interviewer: "Women. You've yet to talk about women." TC: "Oh, I enjoy women." The way I can not WAIT to hear MBJ say these lines. whewwww. Lord I hope they keep these lines lol.
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Van Hunt is a much better man than me
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Adam Straughan @adamstraughan.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Michael B. Jordan and Michael B. Jordan at the Met Gala
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
YES! And that cutout in the back is 👩🏽‍🍳 💋
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Dare I say I wish Simone Biles would have worn her Kentucky Derby outfit for the met instead of that
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Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 06/05/2025
i just screamed DAPPER COT DAMN DAN!!! his influence on this show is palpable. #metgala2025
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 05: Dapper Dan attends the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style" at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 05, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 05: Dapper Dan attends the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style" at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 05, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I love all the ox blood coloring but I just really was hoping to see more patterns and pastels on the men
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Birdy the Maise @stillbirdy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
One thing you can always count on is Christian getting it right. Every single time.
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