Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 5hHot autumnal take: Macoun apples are the best type of apples. 020
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If anyone wants to send me $2k so I can buy a pilates reformer for my house and not have to deal with the erratic schedule of the classes at my gym it would be greatly appreciated. Hell, I'll even break my strike from video work to send you a clip of me using it naked! 020
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One of my best clients asked if I wanted to go see Metallica at the Sphere with him but it's the same weekend as my dad's hip replacement and I told my mom I would help her out for a few days while he recovers. I deserve a million good daughter points and an advance on their will, lol. 270
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I need more time to mourn Dolly before I can begin to mourn Tim. What a bad week for good people. 170
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026🎶I'll give you that pink light special all through the night🎶 0110
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Looking to connect with providers based in Rhode Island. If this is you, shoot me a DM or email alinavaughn@protonmail.ch Thanks! #datepvd #oursky 010
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I've noticed that if I let a return client book last minute just once that they assume they can always reach me last minute and this is absolutely not true. Please respect my time. If you could plan ahead once, you can plan ahead again (and again and again...) 040
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Either way, I have some availability this week for the folks who don't like to plan, then I'll be out of town 8/10-14, and ready to go after that! 060
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Omg, what if it happens on my birthday? The ultimate gift! 080
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026My birthday is in one week, you know what to do throne.com/alinavaughn 1141
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I think my favorite part of pride month was fucking someone's grandpa in the ass while Small Town Boy by Bronski Beat and Your Woman by White Town played in the background. 9/10 experience; only loses a point because it was before noon. 050
Reposted by Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyondPhotos By Coop @photosbycoop.bsky.social · 22/06/2026@stilettolobotomy.bsky.social 29911
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Busy as hell this week but one of those days is because I'm doing a LOTR marathon with a couple friends (I've never seen the movies 🙈) 170
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If this doesn't make me smell like a hardcore show then I don't want it 0110
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026It is officially 4 weeks until my birthday! Wanna buy me a present? Throne.com/alinavaughnthrone.com- Wishlist | ThroneSend undefined gifts via Throne. Browse undefined's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely. 171
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026On the day Michael Jackson died I remember walking into my job at a sex shop and seeing my super machismo boss in tears. He told me that he wasn't even this upset when his own father passed away. It took me 17 years and the passing of Anthony Stewart Head to truly understand what he meant by that. 170
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026A friendly reminder that today is International Whores Day, not Sex Worker Day. If you have a problem with the word "whore" then you're in the wrong business! 050
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Just found out that little Bingo Buckaroo has lymphoma. Got her a steady does of predisposed to make her last days more comfortable. Hoping that her sister, Bango, doesn’t have the same fate. 271
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Stop asking if you should bring a bottle of wine and start asking if you can bring an assortment of cheeses and olives. 030
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Went to one of my favorite bookstores in Chicago for a reading last night and I didn't buy a single thing. Please be proud of me as I've only unpacked about half of my book collection since my move in October (thank science for built-ins!) 0120
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I want a FMTY where I get an extra day or two to actually do fun stuff in whatever city on my own. Only getting to see the inside of a hotel and one restaurant isn't as dope as people think it is. 3121
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Any other sex workers watching Hacks who absolutely HATED the "dating a sex worker who is also a magician" storyline? 120
Reposted by Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyondAlina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Some people say that a hair tie around your wrist will ruin a perfectly good picture. I say it shows that I'm prepared for whatever the night entails. 3345
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Some people say that a hair tie around your wrist will ruin a perfectly good picture. I say it shows that I'm prepared for whatever the night entails. 3345
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026One of the neighborhood strays just had her kittens under our porch yesterday so that's a fun new thing I get to deal with. 240
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Went to Rosemont for work last night so now I have every excuse to avoid anything exxxotica related this weekend and the rest of my life. 190
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Making someone cum is great and all but making them laugh is even better. 0130
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I'm not usually a fan of random strangers coming up to me to ask about my tattoos but today while I was waiting in line at the pharmacy a much older woman told me she thought my tattoos were beautiful and it put a huge smile on my face. 1110
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Loving the early 2000s backpacker vibes of the new @bdolan.bsky.social album. I highly recommend checking it out! 011
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I sweat a bunch yesterday and it felt great 0111
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026FMTYs on hold until ICE is out of the airports 080
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I don't know y'all, maybe we should just stop naming things after men. 040
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Everything is terrible but I'm still hot and taking bookings in Chicago www.meetalina.com 1120
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026When you think to yourself that someday you would like to hire a professional to install a skylight in the dining room but the universe gives you a leaky roof instead 🙃 140
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Lol my Twitter was suspended and I wasn't given any reason. Oh well! 130
Reposted by Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyondPhotos By Coop @photosbycoop.bsky.social · 14/03/2026@stilettolobotomy.bsky.social on the fire escape 2969
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Actively unfollowing anyone who mentions their casual use of AI ✌🏼 0131
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Kind of upset no one told me how absolutely bonkers Traitors is until listening to @ronfunches.bsky.social stand-up about his experience on the show. 110
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Just a heads-up to any client who may want to use me as a reference: do not give out my phone number. That is a sure fire way for me to tell the other provider not to see you because you don't respect our privacy. 130
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Update: I signed up and class starts next week! Very excited to learn a new skill that I can put to use as a homeowner. 060
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Taking pro photos next week for the first time in entirely too long! It'll be nice to get some fresh shots up on my website/ads that aren't pre-session selfies, lol. 190
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Today alone I've reported three listings on tryst that just showed up on the bottom of the homepage for not being in-service providers/fake profiles. This is absolutely ridiculous. Does anyone know if the site is actually taking action? 070
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Y'all, I have to come clean. I have become a pilates lady. 180
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Thinking about warm weather and late sunsets 1192
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026There's a lot of talk about how white men should stop making new podcasts and but, hear me out, what if EVERYBODY stops making new podcasts? 281
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I try not to ask for much but if anyone wants to contribute to my learn a useful skill fund because I didn't use my chance in high school, my CA is alinavaughn. Just put a 🔨⛏ in the notes so it goes to the right place! 022
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026My favorite thing about bluesky is not seeing people tweeting at airlines over something that happened that was obviously a personal attack on that individual and not at all weather or equipment related. 020
Alina Vaughn • CHI & beyond @stilettolobotomy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Leaving Austin after less than 24 hrs for a FMTY and I really need to come back to this city and actually spend time here. I realized that I hadn't been out here since 2012 and there's so much new to experience! 020
