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StigsVanuCousin

@stigsvanucousin.bsky.social
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Amateur Whimsical Skedaddler

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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this courier from the swift delivery of Vengence!"
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ish 😄
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Their playmat has built in butt warmer! You such a thoughtful mom 😁
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ish 😂
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Suddenly there is a clang noise followed by a flash of rainbow light and everyone in the room can taste Skittles 🌈
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The 80s were a diggity rich environment, but the 90s the diggity drought had firmly taken hold
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well done! I know you are conflict averse but sometimes it is so important to push back 😀
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you call them out of their horseshit?
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bacon fixes so many things 😋
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you remember to return all your library books? I bet the fees are getting up there 😃
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
See if you can find some of them monks what trained Batman
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In fairness, it's a devastatingly effective way to get a submission 😂
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow.. I literally just got out a massage not 20 minutes ago and am relaxed and invigorated... I hope you get to feeling better and it's just pent up stress being knocked loose and leaving your body ❤️
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah, must be why the sea lions keep eating them.. hot wings 😁
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And where are penwings on this spectrum?
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean you joke.. but Superman might get some use out of it 🤔
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 3pm! Why not? That sounds like lunchtime, and you can't prove otherwise. twitch.tv/brainmage
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brainmage - Twitch
Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have gotten to work.. realized my pants were a mite loose.. and been forced to safety wire a couple loops together to get me thru the day 😄
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Roman God of fertilizer? The jokes write themselves
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google is telling "A rationalist is a person who bases their opinions, beliefs, and actions on reason, logic, and intellectual deduction rather than on religious faith, emotion, or tradition." Is there an urban dictionary thing happening here? (I have no stake in whatever fight this is) just curious
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also checks out. I keep a Proton pack in the bottom of my toolbox just in case.
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Join us for a dinner time crossword everyone! 😁
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Omg you're killing me with these 😁 I primarily work the interior fittings.. I have dealt with this precise issue 😂
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! I am on new meds! Who KNOWS how this will go!? twitch.tv/brainmage
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brainmage - Twitch
Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Right around then 77 or 78.. we had an assembly where the guest speaker was the man who whistled the theme to The Andy Griffith Show. His claim to fame was the bit in the middle where it sounded like two people whistling in harmony was just him doing both parts simultaneously.
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean you spin sugar to make candy floss right? So honey candy floss!
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You'd think there would be loads of hamster and guinea pig ghosts and goldfish!
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mine is more of a lair since it is where I keep a living body as opposed to a dead one.
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Huh, with any luck they don't add STL to the list or I'm gonna have a really slow day at work 😅
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is why you need a bottle of emergency sauce in the fridge at all times.
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It certainly paints the migraine in a whole new light 😁 (Sorry your suffering, wish I knew how to help)
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ducks Chuckling
Alt: Ducks Chuckling
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As that babies toes and chin (mostly) demonstrate, they are as pure as the driven snow! 😁
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am doing some "online" "comedy"! It will be FINE!
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In fairness, Guy can confirm i called this after episode one 😂
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Or badylugs in America
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/9lOa7... @brainmage.bsky.social time to up your Lego game 😁
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The WORST Transformers Names! #transformers
YouTube video by AnimationRewind
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't know if you have an equivalent on that side of thr pond, but never here you could take a .jpg of the second panel to a Staples and they could put it on a mug for you in like an hour 😁
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ah yes, the classic MMORPG role Tectonic Tank
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Dara O'Reilly @daraor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's hard to read this as anything other than complaining bitterly about having to do one's job.
Given the change in London politics, Mr Lammy continued: “So for the first time in 27 years, I need an organiser, a community organiser who’s day-to-day in the constituency on doors, with those leaflets, helping me know where the issues are, street to street, neighbourhood to neighbourhood.
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Time to get into yoga and get that flexibility up! 😁
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Honestly, it had so little gravity on its own they were able to clamber back into the lander and thrust away from it with maneuvering jets 😁
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Normal is a made up idea 😁
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is that a Captain Marvel jacket? 😍
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh man... as a actual living breathing "Florida Man" I am 💯 seeing this! 😁
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This feels like an album cover
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StigsVanuCousin @stigsvanucousin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I mean... i do get paid Friday 😁
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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