Reposted by @stifles.bsky.social
“Woah! Hello ladies! What are you two doing?”
“Eek! Uh… we’re doing a little dare mister”
“Oh how naughty! #nude in the hotel Say, you’re not in room 308 are you?”
“Yeah…”
“Oops! I guess you left it open on purpose… I may have locked you too out! You better get down to the lobby for a new key!” 
