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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026

hypothetically, if I were to visit Birmingham or thereabouts in the last week of July, how much trouble would I be in as someone who does not cope well with hot weather? (the one in the UK sorry I should be clear I live in Europe)

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026

lmao just passed a group of schoolkids trying to figure out how to get their cardboard projects and whatnot home on their bikes and one of them told another "your backpack is open, all the papers will fall out" and another one chimed in "yeah, and it's WINDY, so it's the WORST TIME EVER!" preach!

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026

realizing that the rise of vertical aspect ratio vlogging has been a nightmare for rpf authors because you see so much less of the background/environment that people are in!!

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2026

i always get the sense on these peacock baseball broadcasts that the commentators are only at best vaguely aware that there's a baseball game occurring

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026

every time I'm about to ride my bike I'm like "I don't wanna, it's scary, I'm bad at it, what if I fall over, what if an animal jumps out at me, what if people judge how unfit I am and how awkwardly I corner" and then I'm biking and I'm like "this is one of the top five activities ever invented"

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026

there's a like 14 year old boy at the rack next to me doing power cleans to full squat depth 🥹 the kids are alright

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026

tried to look something up while thinking about the girl i like and i spaced out so bad i opened google maps and clicked on the search bar and typed "maps"

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026

i'm sad north american competitive sports crowds mostly don't do fun chants like pro wrestling crowds do fun chants, bc i think a "laura, laura, laura fuckin' stacey" would have been appropriate

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026

the speedball "standby match" directly into kevin knight open challenge is my favorite bit of program formatting AEW has done in a while, very nice

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026

the weather is cool and rainy and i just had a good workout and on my way back from the gym i saw a big fat bumblebee bumbling around in some flowers by the sidewalk, so basically i am having the best day ever

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026

mixing my disgusting and alarming potion (blue raspberry creatine powder drink)

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026

texting my girlfriend "u should tell them about the mox/ospreay torture porn yaoi" while she's at a wedding reception

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026

trying to follow north american sports leagues and japanese pro wrestling while living in europe is a surefire ticket to "Alarm set for 1 hour and 7 minutes from now"

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026

flyers locker room still looks wrong without giroux i'm sorry "it's been four years shouldn't you be over it" no. he and danny b were supposed to win a cup together. get out of my house

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026

how are we more than halfway through the first period right now and one of the commentators is still convinced ersson is in net for the flyers

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026

dude fuck yeah. I missed having Barger in RF, I missed him so bad

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026

I just want the ability to mute or unmute the commentary feed separately from the general venue audio when I'm watching sports or pro wrestling, man. that's all I want.

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026

the beauty appliance industry won't tell you this but it's actually legal to shave or trim your body hair with that nice pair of electric clippers you got in 2020 to maintain the DIY undercut you've since grown out

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026

sorry to the woman i helped in the grocery store to whom i definitely said "kappalemaara" instead of "kappalemäärä". fortunately through the power of Pointing At Things she still discerned which buttons to push to get the price tag for her pastries

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026

watching a couple of ducks use the tops of their heads to scratch their own backs.... i bet that feels so fucking good

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026

bought my season-long pass for the city bikeshare 😌

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026

tried on string bikinis yesterday for the first time i can remember and i just wanna say some of y'all are the bravest people in the world for going into the freaking ocean with all her waves and currents in these little things

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026

bro i can't take any more 2026 blue jays baseball i swear to fucking god (they said, continuing to watch the game)

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026

people are always arguing about who is the most underrated wrestler and of course there is no one right answer but i actually think it might be robbie eagles

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026

the EVE x TJPW show opening with 4'10"-woman-on-4'10"-woman violence is very funny to me

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026

just looked at the tracking for a parcel coming my way and it says "The item has been manifested", which I assume means "added to a cargo manifest" but is the funniest possible way to express that

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026

stuck in the grocery store because the radio is playing rio by duran duran and i want to keep listening to the whole song

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026

revpro is like haha what if we had the best and most interesting women's division of any promotion in the western world and almost all of the matches were paywalled on our janky-ass streaming site with the least intuitive navigation interface ever designed

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026

I used to feel bad that I never picked up much Spanish despite growing up in LA, but lately I realized it's actually a useful skill gap because whenever bad English-language commentators are interfering with my enjoyment of a baseball game I can just switch to the Spanish audio track and be […]

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026

showed this pic to my girlfriend and she said "the lesbian Pietà" (image source: x.com/princepvma/status/20216939164…)

pro wrestlers Anita Vaughan and Safire Reed in the ring during a match. Anita has one knee on the mat and her other foot planted, and Safire is draped belly-up over her thigh with eyes closed and head tipped back. Anita's hand is almost but not quite touching the back of Safire's head, as if she's about to either cradle her tenderly or grab a fistful of her hair

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026

okay crossfitters actually made some points with the ski erg and reverse burpees

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026

spitting into someone's mouth has always been kind of a squick for me but i just realized it's basically just a more forceful version of kissing 🤔

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026

i think masculine women need our own makeup brand.... i was at the makeup store today and the nice lady working there literally walked through every single aisle in the entire store with me trying to find a matte gray eyeshadow for me to buy and in the end we came up empty

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026

"mound visit -> give up a towering home run on the very next pitch" has gotta be one of the funniest sequences in baseball

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026

few things are better than coming home from the gym after leg day and playing your quads like bongo drums

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026

IWGP Jr tag titles match went hard as fuck today, holy hell

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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026

Anthropic's Claude Code's full source code leaked. Claude is seen by many to be the best coding LLM on the market with Anthropic proudly stating that Claude Code itself is mostly written by the LLM. Now this sounds good as long as nobody can see the code which is quite the trash fire. Detecting […]

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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/03/2026

FCC reply comments are due by 5pm Monday 30 March on Reflect Orbital. If you wrote in a comment, please please please write in again saying that they did not address your concerns in their letter (which is very hard to find in the FCC dumpster-fire-of-a-website). Instructions here […]

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026

spring koshien is a better viewing experience than mlb

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Adrian @acka47.openbiblio.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2026

RE: fox.nexus/@theresnotime/11625126113… "In under three weeks, an unsupervised AI agent deployed by someone who didn’t want to make a Wikipedia account created an incident which took multiple admins and a dozen editors a non-trivial amount of time to resolve, and then its […]

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Emil Jacobs - Collectifission @collectifission.greennuclear.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

Header: "British woman without cervic and vagina naturally becomes pregnant after reconstructive surgery", with an error code: "JavaScript must be enabled to use this feature".

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2026

every time AEW does Texas Death, I see dozens of comments online complaining about people complaining about it being too bloody and nasty and disgusting, and like three people at most actually complaining about what happened in the match some of y'all need to unfollow some bitches lmao

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026

i was just doing some laundry by hand and i must say, it's incredible how much water a single linen t-shirt can hold

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026

alex windsor vs syuri from last night's EVE show is my favorite women's match from outside of japan this year and there's no close runner-up. windsor is number 1 in my heart right now, she just Gets It

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026

fuck i really want to rewatch zeta gundam

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026

the freezer should be the larger part of a fridge/freezer combo appliance, not the fridge it's simple math: most things in the fridge need to be eaten within a week or two of purchase, but things in the freezer can be there for months

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stickpenalties @stickpenalties.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/03/2026

having windows on opposite sides of the building is so interesting. it is currently snowing normally outside my living room and snowing HORIZONTALLY outside my kitchen, and my apartment is not thaaaat big

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