Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 11hI do hold dear one set of targeted ads in my life: After having my heart smushed to painful mush by a breakup, I was offered psychic readings, private investigators, and firearm training. 010
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 11hI LOVE seeing author friends 🥰 and it 100% makes me look into their work. 120
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 11hWe readers are certainly known for the limited number of books we buy. Read one, read 'em all, right? I mean, I bought this gal's book first so *shrug* sorry man, not gonna get yours. 020
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You think he likes ham? Wait til you see ME like ham! 000
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gonna start signing my work emails "Enjoy a fraction of my wrath". 0110
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Father God, you have shown me that my opponent is powered by demonic forces. I know this to be true because they are running against me - THE BIBLE IS CLEAR... 000
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cardamom is such an underrated flavor. My mom makes a sweet cardamom bread at Christmas that I DIE for. 080
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One Weird Trick THEY Don't Want You to Know: My entire life, my mom has peppered her advice with phrases like, "but it's your life," and, "I will support you, whatever you choose." 0311
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This pathetic SOB just GENUINELY thinks people give a shit about his decor and house tours, doesn't he? 000
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah, nominees have said a lot of shit they threw out the window the moment they were appointed. 010
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ME: [clomping around wearing a huge sandwich board sign reading "KNOBS! KNOBS! KNOBS!"] 010
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Guessing the Tates couldn't say the same...on either count 030
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What do they even think the point of being a living human is? 030
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dear Sen. Tillis: Ahem...oh BOO FUCKIN' HOO 000
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maybe if he read more he'd get the irony. 010
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Making the most of the visibility they're getting from Whalefall. 020
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean, everyone IS looking at us, but... 👀 000
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 04/10/2026WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT TO USE TRUFFLE BUTTER ON MY ROAST CHICKEN?! 020
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hell yeah. I learned the parboil then rough up then bake thing from Cook's Illustrated a few years back and it is LIFE-CHANGING. Crispy crunchy savory is my weakness 🤤 020
Reposted by Naught But Burning Hot ColaKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hey, fellas, before you write that white hot take about how rape is such a tricky thing and, I mean, who can really say what happened and, you know, maybe we should not be too judgmental, I'd like to remind you that instead you can simply shut the fuck up. 13275191179
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And you though SUVs were a roll-over hazardstatic.klipy.comKing Of The Hill: Bobby on His BikeAlt: King Of The Hill: Bobby on His Bike 000
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 30/09/2026that scruffy lil number up front 😍 011
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just Chick Bongo and 12 open laptops with AI "guest representatives" at the dinner table. 020
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I married into a family of teachers and was surprised this summer at them saying air quality/temp was a big issue they dealt with. 030
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I thought it lagged in later seasons, but I still watched the whole thing and its one of my favorite re-watchable series, which is rare for me. Even with shows I love I kinda wear out after 3-4 seasons and only come back for the final episode. 020
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You lived through my recurring "pushed onstage but don't know the words" nightmare but TRIUMPHED. You are a hero 🥲 000
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OUCH. Too close. Yeah, so much of my life long "I'm a shit person" ammunition was ADHD. Wish I'd known. 0160
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I mean, we have to assume they mean 4 cloves of the biggest garlic know to man, so we have to do, like, 9 of the average grocery store garlic, right? 010
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A clear and measured response 👏 000
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 20/09/2026GENDER-FLIPPED EVERY JANETTE OKE BOOK EVER 130
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"There was gonna be a vampire uprising but I used AI to stop it. 'But Kash, there are no vampires!' OF COURSE NOT, DUMMY. AI helped me stop them. When are you gonna say, 'Thank you, Kash, for stopping monsters all the time'? I've stopped FIVE monster uprisings JUST THIS QUARTER." 010
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Which candidate will run on getting this made in 2028? 0380
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 18/09/2026IS THIS THE RELUCTANT HERO WHO WILL SAVE US? 010
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I saw FR for the first time, many moons ago, opening for Josh Ritter, where they stole my musical heart immediately. 010
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Cue all the desperate, "I stood up to my party! (PLEASE DONT LOOK AT MY RECORD🫣)" messaging. 000
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I mean, Dr Oz IS telling us all how SWELL it'll be if we were all lucky enough to get to retire a lil bit later... 020
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why have a public government option for tracking/improving food safety when we could have for-profit AI surveillance goons? 041
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I missed that first comma so now I'm imagining spiders doing dishes by hand and it sounds really cute. Also, right on - fuck doing dishes by hand 🤮 030
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sitting up straight in a hot room filling out a Myers-Briggs style test where I'm not allowed to discuss/complain abou all the qualifiers I wish I could add. 1220
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Like, I've been BEGGING people to make me stop, slow down, listen to them. Why have they been letting me plow ahead with no input and no concern for them? I mean, I'm SO for the people, I dont understand why they've been letting me act like this for so long." 090
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The word "effective" has excused a lot of evil the past few years as if the things they say out loud with their mouths over & over to win don't matter because, secretly, inside, they don't ACTUALLY believe it. Echoing Jesus famous teaching, "Blessed are the effective, no matter how they win." 000
Reposted by Naught But Burning Hot ColaCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i think it's super cool that posting this is what the most powerful man alive spends his Sunday afternoon doing 107835112
Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I mean, I'm not gonna argue this nation couldn't use a reset, but sweet Jesus this dude's such a pathetic joke 110