Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 11h“US car fuel rules are being scaled way back, The ‘king’ wants oil companies to put more $$$ in his sack, But Detroit won’t change, It’s too late to rearrange, Electric vehicle plans worldwide are too far along to whack.” Limerick Day 621 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“It’s often said ‘it won’t happen here’, Which gets repeated in a climate of fear, Fascism is on the rise, It’s not wearing a disguise, Begins with ownership of who’s on the air.” Limerick Day 620 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Body cameras are supposed to be worn by ICE, That’s a promise that’s been made once or twice, But in Austin a man was shot, Camera conveniently forgot? It’s brown people who are paying the price.” Limerick Day 619 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“The ‘king’ said building codes don’t apply, To his ballroom for events marked black tie, Says ‘rules are not for me’, The Supremes agree, Doesn’t care that in a fire folks might die.” Limerick Day 618 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Third country deportations are being allowed, The Supreme Court’s not making me proud, I feel for these folks, The ‘king’ treats them like jokes, American principles hang under a cloud.” Limerick Day 617 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The ‘king’s’ bootlickers love piling it on thick, Their sycophancy and kowtowing make me sick, Lickspittles without class, Enjoy kissing autocratic ass, These toadying brownnosers need a new shtick.” Limerick Project Day 616 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“The US government’s now running propaganda on TV, We’re paying for it because doing so ain’t free, Yes, it’s illegal, The ‘king’ finds it regal, His image is everywhere by royal decree.” Limerick Project Day 615 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Dozens of injured troops were added to Iran War tallies, There’s more going on here than Pentagon dilly-dallies, They’ve been trying to hide, Injuries on our side, The ‘king’ never talks about them at his rallies.” Limerick Project Day 614 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Access to the White House is a privilege, not a right, So says the ‘king’ because he’s stupid and white, Thinks the Constitution’s for losers, Prefers hanging with abusers, I’m thankful his remaining time in office is finite.” Limerick Project Day 613 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“In America, the word ‘Gestapo’ is pronounced ‘ICE,’ And like those Germans, it isn’t very nice, Hauling people away, Is fascism on display, The folks they capture pay a really terrible price.” Limerick Project Day 612 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“The ‘king’s’ triumphal arch is now set to have drones, And snipers to shoot people taking photos with their phones, It’s stupid for sure, But stupidity has no cure, It will be decorated with the ‘king’s’ gold-plated skull and bones.” Limerick Project Day 611 001
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“The ‘king’ banned reporters from their White House posts, First Amendment rights there are now officially toast, The ‘king’ won’t admit, It’s illegal as shit, Just another example of fascism’s signposts.” Limerick Project Day 610 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“The State Department has an ‘Office of Remigration,’ That’s an ethnic-cleansing term from European nations, Some folks objected, Their protestations were rejected, Steven Miller was overjoyed with its creation.” Limerick Project Day 609 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau was attacked, Complaints posted by consumers just got whacked, You can’t read what they said, That information pathway is dead, The ‘king’s’ ‘anti-consumer’ bias is a fact.” Limerick Project Day 608 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Spent yesterday afternoon protesting ICE actions with members of West Seattle Indivisible. Each of us held a sign remembering someone who died in ICE custody, or was killed by ICE. A very somber protest that was backed strongly by our local community. ICE is out of control. youtu.be/f9PgNl3fZ7Qyoutu.beWSI Ice Kills action on Sept. 19, 2026YouTube video by Stuart Glascock 030
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Country-of-origin labels used to be on pork and beef, Those were removed to give foreign meatpackers relief, Meat in 55-gallon drums, Who knows where it’s from? Worried consumers should ask our commander-in-chief.” Limerick Project Day 607 001
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“The ‘king’ said AI killing everyone was a hoax, Cause he doesn’t care much ‘bout little folks, As harsh criticism mounts, He’s all that counts, Thinks his stupid statements are really masterstrokes.” Limerick Project Day 606 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“The ‘king’s’ importing suspect beef, Cattle ranchers don’t see this as relief, Origins unknown, Unlikely good to the bone, Foreign meat will likely lead to much grief.” Limerick Project Day 605 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“A Russian oligarch helped fund Trump Jr.’s wedding, This shocking news is now widely spreading, Was there a quid pro quo? The money floated down like snow, And Trump Jr was caught doing geopolitical sledding.” Limerick Project Day 604 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“The ‘king’s’ latest temper tantrum brought more shame, A judge ruled the Kennedy Center would not get his name, ‘I’ll just close it down’, He said with a frown, And give Democrats, Joe Biden, and Obama the blame.” Limerick Project Day 603 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Joe Biden’s Executive Order called for oversight of AI, But the ‘king’ revoked it in the blink of an eye, Says he has no concerns, Not worried if the world burns, Enhanced his reputation as a moronic tough guy.” Limerick Project Day 602 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026From NY Times: "A state-run immigration detention center in the Florida Everglades failed to comply with a host of federal detention standards, creating cramped conditions and confining migrants in “small metal enclosures,” according to a new report by the DHS's independent watchdog.youtu.beComin' To Take You HomeYouTube video by With a Little Help from My Friends 121
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“The ‘king’ is trying to steal Venezuela’s oil, His latest move at creating turmoil, It’s not his to take, Saying otherwise is fake, There’s nothing that he won’t despoil.” Limerick Project Day 601 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“The ‘king’ wants to abolish the “roadless rule,” Thereby endangering our national jewels, Will put forests in danger, Even with our great rangers, Wildlife would also find this quite cruel.” Limerick Project Day 600 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Rules required that shell company owner names be revealed, But that’s not aligned with the ‘king’s’ ‘art of the steal,’ This rule’s become a ‘has been,’ And a big money-launderers win, These owner’s names will now be easily concealed.” Limerick Project Day 599 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“The Traceability Rule compliance deadline got pushed back, It was meant to track down infection sources in foods and snacks, We see new ones every day, The ‘king’ can’t make them go away, This slowdown has put many Americans health out of whack.” Limerick Project Day 598 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“AI could cause an extinction level event, Is a message that’s been AI-expert sent, Warnings going unheeded, Guardrails are needed, This is something we must absolutely prevent.” Limerick Project Day 597 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“The ‘king’ went hard after Ivy League schools, Found little evidence they were breaking the rules, He wanted their knees bent, And got decrees of consent, Just another assault with his political tools.” Limerick Project Day 596 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“The ‘king’ sanctioned our top legal firms, And many agreed to his ‘help me for free’ terms, That was a huge mistake, Given what was at stake, They’re now infected with his political germs.” Limerick Project Day 595 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“The new Trump dollar coin is legal tender, And the US Mint once again is the vendor, But to buy it costs $2.44, Or $1.44 more, Trump and the Mint hope stupid people are big spenders.” Limerick Project Day 594 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My latest song, “Comin’ To Take You Home” was inspired by a sad news story. It explores three different types of loss: faith, people, and sensibility. Musical influences included Woodie Guthrie’s “Deportee; “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot;” and “Plastic Jesus.” The video is powerful. youtu.be/Gb68KIUXX_4youtu.beComin' To Take You HomeYouTube video by With a Little Help from My Friends 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“The Mercator world map is quite misleading, An African movement to correct continent sizes is proceeding, Only the U.S. voted no, Because of ‘king’ Schmo, I hope the map updating effort winds up succeeding.” Limerick Project Day 593 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“The ‘king’ spent $4B abandoning wind, Which should leave Americans chagrined, Conflicts of interest abound, Corruption will be found, The thin-skinned ‘king’ has once again sinned.” Limerick Project Day 592 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026@nicolefoy.bsky.social Thanks for all of your work with Propublica exposing the illegal actions taken by ICE. I thought I would share my new protest song inspired by a well reported ICE incident and Woody Guthrie's song Deportee with you. youtu.be/Gb68KIUXX_4youtu.beComin' To Take You HomeYouTube video by With a Little Help from My Friends 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Work on the ‘king’s’ triumphal arch has begun, It’s just another “get around the rules” end run, Never hail this clown, Never, ever bow down, Bet with Kalshi that it will be poorly done.” Limerick Project Day 591 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“There are no MISSION ACCOMPLISHED signs about Iran, Because virtually nothing has gone according to plan, Missiles overused, Sailors badly abused, Because of reckless decisions by the ‘king’ and his yes-man.” Limerick Project Day 590 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“After going to Samoa RJK Jr. blatantly lied, The result of his trip was that people died, He rejects all vaccines, And that autism’s caused by genes, As HHS Secretary he’s brought nothing but downside.” Limerick Project Day 589 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“The ‘king’ wants new aircraft carriers redesigned, It’s his latest commander-in-chief whine, His feverish dream, More catapults of steam, Navy Admirals must learn to take a hardline.” Limerick Project Day 588 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026While driving to work one morning, you come across a stopped truck taking up a full lane of the road. The engine's running, the driver's gone, and the drivers window is smashed on the ground, covered in blood. What happened, and where is the driver? Find the answers here: youtu.be/Gb68KIUXX_4youtu.beComin' To Take You HomeYouTube video by With a Little Help from My Friends 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“A deal for Venezuela’s oil came from the Secretary of War, His latest adventure is in trouble just like before, Stinks of coercion and corruption, And corporate disruption, Dormant Venezuelan oil fields are not a political score.” Limerick Project Day 587 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“After the enormous flooding disaster in Nepal, The ‘king’ sent half a million bucks, and that’s all, Also sent one advisor, Because he’s no sympathizer, The world greeted his weak response with appall.” Limerick Project Day 586 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“The ‘king’ wants to change Lake Ontario’s name, He takes every chance he gets to inflame, Canada didn’t kiss his ass, Unlike him, they have class, The new Great Lakes acronym would be SHAME.” Limerick Project Day 585 010
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“Insider trading sent Martha Stewart to jail, Now the ‘king’ does this on a much larger scale, Thinks he’s immune to prosecution, Ignores the law and Constitution, The Republican response is to send him fan mail.” Limerick Project Day 584 020
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Some countries have gotten tariff relief on imported beef, U.S. cattle ranchers are now dealing with their grief, They’re overwhelmed with dread, Which countries was never said, It’s money out of their pockets and the ‘king’ is the thief.” Limerick Project Day 583 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“The Kennedy Center foolishly added the ‘king’s’ name, Which brought it nothing but infamy and shame, Revenues dropped, Fundraising stopped, Not hard to figure out who’s wearing the blame.” Limerick Project Day 582 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Consumer Reports is no longer pro-consumer, This is a fact and not nearly a rumor, My anger really grew, When told I MUST auto-renew, I ended my subscription with good humor. 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Good neighbor Canada is again under attack, A country that’s always had America’s back, Another stupid move, Of which Americans disapprove, And for which our idiot ‘king’ is getting much flack.” Limerick Project Day 581 001
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“Maternity care deserts are now on the rise, Which because of the ‘king’ is no real surprise, There’s a growing dearth, Of places to give birth, About 1 in 3 US counties now lack this prize.” Limerick Project Day 580 000
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“Foodborne illnesses are in the news every day, Republicans have put infectious diseases in play, They’ve endangered the nation, By chopping regulations, Contaminated food is just a truck ride away.” Limerick Project Day 579 001
Stewart Lyman @stewartlyman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026“Stars and Stripes leaders got fired for being woke, Political fear is what this was meant to invoke, Dismissing these leaders, Was an insult to readers, Editorial independence got royally revoked.” Limerick Project Day 578 011