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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 20m
How committed am I to maintaining this website? This committed. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Life has a funny way of sucking the life out of you.
For those who've been following along on the IGs, you might be aware that things have gotten real bummer life-ie in the olde Kinevil family camp as of late. The short version is my elderly parents too...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really wanna start a Killdozer tribute band called Marvin Heemeyer.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just got manspread on pretty hard and I just let my leg hairs tickle his, and he gave me some room. Who knew it was so easy?
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I offer an overview of the weekend's shenanigans today. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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A mixed bag of hodgepodge.
Welcome to the latest installment of whateversville. First things first, I keep buying rear lights, and I keep losing them/getting them stolen. At this point it's practically just part of my personali...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you find a person passed out, the only acceptable course of action is to first check if their shoes are on. If they are not, cover them with a blanket. If they are, draw a dick on their forehead, and then cover them with a blanket.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Simply put your foot forward in a direction. That's called a step then you follow with the next one." -The Black Sheep allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Wandering that road.
Did you know that walking for 30-60 minutes per day can improve confidence, stamina, energy, weight control and life expectancy and reduce stress. It can also reduce the risk of coronary heart disease...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I have to accept that sometimes comments will come from a place where the IQ looks like a speed limit and they’re allowed to have internet too." Quote of the day.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The ‘Proud to be everything a Liberal hates’ bumper sticker I just saw I don’t think was the flex the owner thinks it is. A rapist? A pedophile? A racist? A misogynist? Ok, my guy.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Easily the best part of anyone’s day. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Clumsy transmission.
In today's effort, we'll start off by putting the 'mess' in 'messenger' with a dispatch from Groading regarding the recent West Side Invite messenger race down there in Portland, Oregon. I had an inte...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You’ve been tricked into thinking you need to drive to your bike ride.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I get out of bed simply because I care for the people who come read my drivel; allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Coming at you from the office.
Except mine looks more like this; Another day, another dollar, you know what I'm saying? So, did anyone who is reading these words watch this weekend's One For The Weekend? You should; It's so good I ...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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No time like the present to procrastinate.
I mean, that's good advice for everyone else. Not me though. I get things done with at least a ten to fifteen minute buffer, these weekly posts included, and with that remaining abundance of free time...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That Von Dutch has returned as a fashion brand I would assume is not entirely unrelated to the explosion in popularity of mint watermelon/strawberry shortcake/peach sherbet gummy bear douche kazoos.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I never imagined a day that I would long for a person to pull out a pouch of tobacco and roll a cigarette like a goddamned adult.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Last night, somebody asked me if I wanted to hit their vape. I said I don’t vape, mostly because I have self-respect.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm changing the vibe. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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New day, new us.
Every day is a new day to be reborn, so why not lean in to that today? First things first, let's talk about van life for a second. I'm not talking about it in the contemporary sense, mind you. I mean ...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here’s your regular reminder that records are called records, and ‘zine’ is short for ’magazine’. That there’s any confusion about this blows my fucking mind.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Life is better with friends and bikes. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Happy birthday to us.
First things first. After many years of not having them there, I finally got these joints back in the store; If you want one, get hot superhonky. Now then, having handled that business, can you believ...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This dumb weblog is about to celebrate its 17th birthday. You like apples? How about them apples? allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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I'm here and then I'm gone again.
For those who mighta come across this post, you were aware that I solidly skipped town. I would likely still be out there, embraced by Mother Nature and all of Her wonders, were it not for a sudden no...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’ve been in talks with the fabricator who made these for me and we’re gonna do a run that will be for sale soon after the MADE show wraps. You heard it here first.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why, it’s a brand new everything over here. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Alert as ever.
(*Insert snorting/snoring/stirring noises here.) Uh, ok, here we go. I'm up... Let's get into it. First things first- It's no secret I'm a big fan of John 'Speedo/Swami' Reis. Why, I wrote about it a ...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Drugs, not hugs. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Hugs for everybody.
Everything's great, am I right? In these parts anyway, everybody's talking about 'The Odyssey', which at least fifteen times a day leaves me open to saying 'well then, you odyssey deez nuts'.  I have ...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The best hour and five minutes you'll spend today. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Sleepwalking through life.
Or I should have included this photo as today's opener: Or I guess it could just be said that the man inquisition was just crazy for Mountain Dew. When I was in college and for years after, when one o...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We've lost another one. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Life keeps knocking us down.
First things first- On Friday evening I got a text from a friend Jenn in Minneapolis with some considerably distressing news. I wrote an IG post about it the following morning,  but for the sake of co...
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Released 44 years ago today "Bleed for Me", the sixth single by the Dead Kennedys Bleed For Me - Dead Kennedys - Urgh! A Music War - Santa Monica Civic Auditorium - August 15, 1980 #punk #punks #punkrock #deadkennedys #bleedforme #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nothing matters and everything does. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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All work and no play makes a person something, something.
Firstly, I would be remiss not to notify interested parties of this; Now, as I've repeatedly mentioned elsewhere, these last two weeks have found me buried under work like I've not known for some time...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
One for the beautiful people. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Doing it for homeboy Sergio.
I'm gonna see if I can create an entire post for Sergios all across the world. Ready, get set, go. "So then why is there a black and white photo of a rock at the head of this post?" you probably didn'...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Guy Picciotto was Fugazi’s Flava Flav.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can get back to not doing stuff for the week. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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A pinch of this and a pinch of that.
Prepare your gullets for a feast of garbage. A new week is upon us, and with it, an array of whatever.  Firstly, I dropped the ball to remind folks that bus past weekend was the 15th annual WSATU cele...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I've done the best I can. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Dispatches from the underside.
In this case it's just the under side. "I'm just checking to see if naked lady technology has advanced at all since the last time I saw one." These were the words I heard spilling from my mouth into t...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I don’t feel strongly about many things, but the way Joy Division’s ‘Disorder’ ends is the most half assed, phoned-in ending I’ve ever heard and I hate it.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
All I ever want is a can of beer or a cup of coffee. The years of my life I’ve lost waiting for people to make up their minds about whatever fuckass college boy beer, or stupid cocktail they think they might want is a death by 1,000 papercuts.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“Time is your most valuable commodity”. Unless you’re clocked in, in which case it’s only worth $15 an hour.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
AHTBM is a bike related website that doesn't really deal too much with bikes. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Gonna put a pin in this one.
Here at AHTBM HQ (or H.A.A.H.T.B.B.H.Q. for short) I have fucked all the way off for several days because sometimes one needs to do that once a week, or month, or quarter, so in light of that, this we...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Another day, another reason to see another day. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Sup?
I never know how to answer that question. I used to work with this curly haired douchbag who insisted on greeting me that way every day. 'Sup?' I hated it and I don't think he really cared what my ans...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Re: The two douchebags at the Circle Jerks show. They want to partake of OUR art, and OUR craft, while actively working against it. The lack of self-awareness and general consideration is astonishing.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I got nothing. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Hollering from over here.
Back in December folks might remember the tragic and untimely death of mega-homie Devin Curran; Not only was he an avid mountain biker, but he adored the four wheeled wooden toy as well; Well, I was o...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Probably the most fruitful ten minutes a person could spend in a day. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Same beat, same drummer.
Hello and good day.  It occurred to me recently that I've droned on with considerable detail regarding recent wrist issues, (mostly here, if you're curious), but an exciting turn of events is after a ...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just your standard fun romp through my dark little corner of the internet. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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Back and blander than ever.
Welcome back to the most mundane and pedestrian media channel the action sports world has to offer.  My name is Stevil and I'll be your host.  Today I'm coming at you with two new wrists; They're not ...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It takes a lot of F350s to ride mountain bikes.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Found another traitor to humanity.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I happily and consistently forget this guy‘s name. A wet blanket of a human being if there ever was one.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This is really the only thing in my life that's consistant. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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fourth place is the third loser.
Firstly, right from the jump, I'd like to share a  little love for Donkelope Greg; Heavy is the head who wears the crown, no doubt, but it was high time that he enjoyed a bit of local celebrity; And s...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Always on time except for when I'm not on time. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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And we're off to the races.
Another day and another dollar here on the olde website, and though I thought I was gonna be down for the count this week due to a small medical procedure I had done recently; -The Wolverine blood in ...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Because who doesn't like a good party? allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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All about the party.
Write your name on your red Solo cup, and get ready to make some regrets. God knows I have. First things first, and even though I posted this a few weeks ago for the 'One For The Weekend', I think it'...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
In my over-five decades of existence, I’ve never been accused of sexual assault. Not only that, but it’s been super easy… All I had to do was not sexually assault anyone.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Decreased availability of chicken nuggets and/or ranch dressing.
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Scoot on in for a bite. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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A full meal deal.
Throw on your lobster bib and prepare to dig in. First up, last week's BRAIN article  regarding Paragon Machine Works' closure, while informative on a very surface level, didn't really scratch the sur...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
A new '68 track is out today. In comparison, nothing matters. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...
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What's old is newish again.
Or if you will- 'One person's treasure is another person's trash'. Welcome to another episode of equity wringing my hands in the corner. First up, from Mike, we get Fangus; Ironically (sorta, maybe), ...
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Stevil Kinevil @stevilkinevil.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I wonder if it was part of the design process to make all vapes smell super embarrassing.
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