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Steve Umstead

@steveumstead.com
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Business owner, traveler, homebrewer, semiprofessional swim-up bar tester, science fiction author, most importantly: proud father of 2 best young men on the planet. I post some politics, sports, & writing stuff, usually profanity free. South Jersey/Philly

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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 10/04/2025
But Ackman said he was a genius?
Ackman tweet praising Cheeto Mussolini
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 10/04/2025
Almost like... they knew.
Trump tweet saying buy
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 07/04/2025
Well at least we don't have trans people using the wrong bathroom. /s
Trump crashing the markets
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 07/04/2025
Nero fiddles while Rome burns
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 07/04/2025
Nero fiddles while Rome burns
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 05/04/2025
Ah, fond memories.
trump idiot tweet
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 04/04/2025
[everything is fine GIF]
Stock market crashing because of one egotistic douchebag
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 24/03/2025
Montserrat, Spain (Catalan region). Beautiful morning around Barcelona today after days of cold rain. #spain #catalonia #montserrat #travel #travelphotos
Montserrat Spain
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 12/03/2025
This reminds me of something. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Nazi praising Volkswagen
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 04/03/2025
Begun the trade wars have Yoda
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 17/02/2025
Weird thing - I was at the gym today (no, that's not the weird thing, ha ha) and Gunsmoke was on one of the TVs and I swear Ryan Reynolds was in it. Turns out it was Nick Nolte, and now I can't get it out of my head they are the same person and one of them is time traveling.
Is Nick Nolte actually Ryan Reynolds?
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 24/01/2025
if you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
Rialto bridge in Venice
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 23/01/2025
Well this seems like a perfectly normal, everyday, run of the mill, absolutely-not-a-Nazi response to the controversy.
Nazi Musk responding to controversial salute
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 19/01/2025
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 16/01/2025
Trump mugshot
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 04/01/2025
From the upper half of the world… similar numbers but in F!
Weekly temps in northeastern US
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 01/01/2025
Considering the recent election results, mine is… depressingly accurate
Crestfallen
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 08/12/2024
What's up with this graphic, CBS Sports? The WHAT is in? #nfl
NFL draft logo
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 02/12/2024
Oh hell yeah, I have MADE THE BIG TIME.
Elon Musk follows me (not)
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 02/12/2024
Play of the game (well, my play of the game). Cooper DeJean pile driving Derrick Henry on a crucial late play. #gobirds #nfl #flyeaglesfly #eagles
Cooper DeJean tackling Derrick Henry
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 02/12/2024
#NFL #flyeaglesfly #gobirds
One does not simply contain Saquon Barkley
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 01/12/2024
This... this can't be real, can it? How can grown ass people be this pathetic?
Scottie Pippen Musk tweet
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 28/11/2024
Never forget - on this (Thanksgiving) day 12 years ago, Mark Sanchez gave us the Butt Fumble, and we are eternally thankful. #nfl #thanksgiving #jets #buttfumble
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 28/11/2024
He’s definitely not ignoring it:
Musk tweet
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 25/11/2024
Okay, skip the GIF, let's go video. This Saquon stiff arm was a work of art. #nfl #eagles #flyeaglesfly #gobirds
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 21/11/2024
Mine the day the Olympic rings went up in June:
Eiffel tower
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 19/11/2024
It honestly should have ended with this way back when:
Trump mocks disabled reporter
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 05/11/2024
Heh, Paul Rudd handing out water at Temple U in Philly. #election #vote #uspol
Paul Rudd handing out water
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 05/11/2024
It is done. #vote
Just Voted
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 05/11/2024
First line I’ve ever run into at our polling place. Everyone knows the importance. And even though our city’s colors are red and black, my unscientific survey shows more people in shades of blue here. Maybe…
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 29/10/2024
RIP Teri Garr. Hard to believe but they're all gone now, entire cast of Young Frankenstein. Wilder, Kahn, Boyle, Feldman, Leachman. Only Mel Brooks survives. Hey universe, hands off Brooks! EDIT: Sorry Gene Hackman, still kicking! #youngfrankenstein #terigarr
Young Frankenstein Cast
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 27/10/2024
OK, so I forgot I had set up "iPhone Mirroring" on my Macbook when I updated to MacOS 15. Just got some weird pop up notification on the Mac of a Twitch stream starting, clicked it, and THIS MAGIC HAPPENED. #mac #iphone
Screenshot of iPhone mirroring
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 14/10/2024
Biden I Did That sticker
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 07/10/2024
I could watch a game like that every night. Except...
I'm too old for this shit
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 07/10/2024
That #Phillies #Mets game was something else. Amazing baseball, back and forth, with a great Phils win. I could watch this type of game every night, except it'd kill me. #mlb
I'm too old for this Lethal Weapon image
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 23/09/2024
What's that thing that has a list of who has a gun and what type it is? Can't put my finger on it. Something -stry? If only I could remember what the Republicans are so strongly against.
Fox News interview about Kamala's gun
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 17/09/2024
Oh hai… looks like I didn’t make the top half of the mil. I blame @robertswartwood.bsky.social for not inviting me a few days earlier. Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #569,815!
My ‘rank’ in BlueSky order
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 05/09/2024
It’s never the time, is it? And this will never change as long as these people stay in power. #vote
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 04/09/2024
The apostrophe clan here certainly backs Project 2025's shutting down of the Department of Education.
Walz family for Trump image
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 03/09/2024
first time meme
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 26/08/2024
This email *almost* went out to a client asking about a shorter stay. THANK YOU RED SQUIGGLY LINES
Typo with a naughty word
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 25/08/2024
Two guys absolutely made for each other. #trump #rfkjr #election2024
Trump social media bashing RFK JrRFK Jr social media bashing Trump
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 24/08/2024
I forget the conversion rate but how many Scaramuccis has it been since JD Vance was picked? He's already second fiddle. Like a loveseat instead of the main sofa.
RFK Jr & Trump
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 24/08/2024
Sunset sailing away from Venice, Italy (shot from last week's cruise, iPhone 15 Pro) #photo #photography #travelphotography #sunset #italy #venice
Sunset sailing away from Venice, Italy
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 21/08/2024
It has arrived. Enemy of the State by @robertswartwood.bsky.social #books #amreading #oratleastiwillbereadingaoon
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 20/08/2024
Any minute now! Enemy of the State by @robertswartwood.bsky.social release day. #books
Book arriving today
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 20/08/2024
Oh.
“The reporting is that former President Trump is on the phone with the PM of Israel urging him not to cut a deal right now because it’s believed this will help the Harris campaign.”
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 12/08/2024
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 11/08/2024
My work view today: overlooking the harbor in Hvar, Croatia. Yep, these kind of work days don’t suck. #croatia #hvar #explorajourneys #explora
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Steve Umstead @steveumstead.com · 07/08/2024
Keep in mind that the former guy is ACTIVELY ROOTING for bad things to happen to Americans, as evidenced by his outright glee at the market dip Monday. As it turns out, we're still in good shape. The Dow has already made up nearly all of Monday's loss, and is actually UP over the past 30 days.
Trump glee at stock dip
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