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Here's a Two Ronnie's style joke. Doctors in Arbroath are treating a man who ate several Scrabble tiles. They say he is experiencing severe vowel problems.

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Badumtss Drum Roll Joke by Baxmusic

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Happy Friday my sexy fellas 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️ The café du jour is a ‘Long Black’, that leaves a satisfying, creamy finish in your mouth.

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I want Amol Rajan to be murdered immediately 😂😂

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Have a great evening my sexy chums ❤️❤️❤️

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Whole green lentil soup made. I've just whizzed it up.

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THE NASTY PARTY. Haven't learnt anything. FUCK THE TORIES! BBC News - Conservatives pledge 'tough love' benefit rules for under-25s - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Conservatives pledge 'tough love' benefit rules for under-25s

The party says it would bring in new work requirements for young people claiming Universal Credit.

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Happy Thursday my gorgeous guys 😘😘😘😘 and happy October first ❤️❤️❤️ I've had to get up for a pee (ah! getting mature) but I'm going back to bed. If anyone feels like popping round and getting me up again 😜, my door is unlocked. Help yourself to coffee. Oh and me 😘😘😘

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I just had a mole removed from my penis. The RSPCA says if it happens again they'll press charges 🤷

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Bored Pirate Monkey Drummer

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Happy Wednesday my darling lads and happy day of the hump! 🍑🍑🍑😘😘😘

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Have a great evening my gorgeous guys 😘😘😘 Remember, if life sucks, you suck better 💋

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Happy Tuesday my sexy fellas, have a great day 😘😘😘😘😘 If I'm missing your posts, I'm not ghosting you. I'm missing loads of you in my feeds, and do go looking. @jondo.bsky.social mentioned the algorithm yesterday. Something's not right. Then again, you might have blocked me 🤷😂😂

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Gay powers etc…. I’ve asked to go wider and bushier at the chin. Don’t think I suit pointy chin, think it needs to be blunt and fuller. If that makes any sense 😂😂. My guy reckons it’ll take 2 months to achieve. 🤞🏻. I’m cheeky, coz he does it for free plus coffee and lokum 😋.

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For the past 2 weeks I’ve been having a milky coffee to start the day. Today I have returned to my customary black coffee & I feel I have restored balance to the universe and my taste buds 😂.

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Happy Monday my gorgeous guys 😘😘😘

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😋😋😋😋 Cheerios!

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Happy Sinday my sexy chaps 😘❤️😘❤️😘. Let’s see who is orbiting Planet Stevie this week! And what a desirable bevvy of beauties you are. Thank you. Love you all ❤️❤️

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Happy Saturday my sexy chums 😘😘❤️❤️😘😘 I’m making a replica of Mr Hanky 😂

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Happy Friday Evening my gorgeous guys 😘😘😘 have a lovely one.

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Have a great evening my gorgeous guys! Lots of love from me, Fur-Maxxed Niblets ❤️❤️❤️

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Last year I opened a Monzo account, just for the hell of it. Started the daily savings challenge on Jan 1st. Day 1 a penny, day 365, £3.65. You get the idea. Anyway just looked at it and there's £313 in it. I'd forgotten all about it. This is ace 👇

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Happy Thursday my gorgeous guys, have a fab day ❤️❤️❤️

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@ciapamia.bsky.social Happy Birthday my dear friend R 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 a good man, with a good heart and very 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Happy Wednesday and day of the hump. Have a good one 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 Yeehaw! I may need to polish your tack a little, before you saddle up* 😉 *I'm a side, so, no chance but the thought is there 😘😘😘

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Happy Tuesday my beautiful boys 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Le café du jour est un grande 'fat white' 😉

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Have a lovely evening guys 😘😘😘

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There’s a new viagra drug, just approved by the NHS and available to buy over the counter. Just pop in to the chemist and ask for Midixafloppin.

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I am, truly, an unclaimed treasure. Some might say unwanted trash, but I prefer it.

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Those Insta posts. Some chunky guy in his pants dancing around, captioned - 120kg vs 80Kg. You do realise AI lost the 40Kg and you’re still in your bedroom eating Doritos, watching porn and weighing 120Kg +

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Happy Monday my handsome hunks 😘😘😘😘😘 Pop round to mine for some banana hugging and a nice slice of carrot cake after 🍌🍰

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Happy Sunday my gorgeous guys ❤️❤️❤️ Time for the Skircle Of Skexiness. What sexy planets are being sucked off into my black hole of debauchery.. Love you all ❤️❤️❤️ and thank you for your continued idolatry of me 😂😂😂

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And this is why bottoms should practise pelvic floor exercises. No one enjoys throwing a sausage up an alley 🤣🤣

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If I’m being too subtle, let me know

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I finished The Chemist 2 days ago and immediately got The Kingpin, its sequel. The Chemist is an outstandingly good thriller. I’m 20 chapters into The Kingpin and hate having to put it down. Brilliant!! No hesitation to say ‘read them’.

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Happy Saturday my sexy lads! Have a fantastic day 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘 Remember 👇

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Happy Friday my gorgeous guys, have a superb day 😘❤️😘❤️😘 I'm off to a foot health appt later. Still having a prob with my heel. Then I'm taking a big prick at the GP surgery, B12 shot. Coffee with the boys, hopefully a quick freshen up for the weekend and that's my Friday sorted 😂

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What has Popeye and a can of sardines got in common? They both come in Olive Oil.

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As my old granny used to say 😂😂😂

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Happy Thursday my gorgeous guys 😘😘❤️❤️😘😘

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Have a great evening you sexy lot ❤️❤️😘😘🔥🔥

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I’m not one to worry. But the fact an AI program can escape a ‘sandbox’ (basically a containment firewall not connected to the internet), access the internet and conspire with another AI programme to attack a rival company, seems highly concerning.

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It’s not been widely reported but the U.S. have admitted they’ve put a weaponised satellite in orbit. It’s believed the Chinese and Russians have done so already, but obviously they deny it. We’re all doomed………doomed.

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Happy Wednesday my sexy men and happy hump day 🍑😘🍑😘🍑 Pop round for coffee, how do you like it, one hump or two?

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How do you stop a guy from choking? Take a small step back.

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