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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 8h

"You crossed the wrong people, motherfucker."

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 8h

Fruit flies like a banana. Time flies like an arrow.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 12h

Yes, but it won't make things easier for the mid-terms prospects.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 12h

However...the deal equates to US diesel consumption for 10 days; and that's assuming this diesel will just go to the US pumps. It's a PR stunt. This won't bring prices down by very much, or for very long, for anybody.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 13h

Some quick and dirty maths has informed me that Trumps diesel deal with Putin will release the equivalent of 10 days' worth of diesel, based on US usage. Enough to make a difference? Nah.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ah, like dust. To remove dust or to cover something with dust - such as icing sugar on a cake.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I meant the version with shells on - and those cheeky little green buggers inviting you to break your nails getting them out.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hard to consume quickly if you're faced with the shelled variety.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Botox means she will never blink again…

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ah...Jim and Tammy...the butt of many a Zappa joke. More wrong 'uns - together with Pat Robertson. "Jim and Pat should take a pole (Right up each saintly glory-hole) With tar and feathers too— Just like they'd love to do to you"

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It seems about 2% of families would benefit from the proposals. If the Tories get elected...which is highly unlikely.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

But how many people does that include? I daresay that there are some people who bought a house cheaply in London several decades ago whose inheritors could be liable for it, but apart from that, the thresholds for tax seem quite generous.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is reducing Inheritance Tax really a vote-winner?

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Have you got assurance juridique? Might be worth taking some free legal advice if you've got it.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Every household in our commune got a letter from the Mayor last month about excessive numbers of rats in the area. This dead one today was the first we've seen for a few years. The last one was also an ex-rat courtesy of the boys.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One of our two boys (perhaps both, who knows?) caught a rat last night and left it behind the bathroom door. The joys of rural living!

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Cooper...annoyingly smug, and practically devoid of talent or ability. She's very lucky to have made such a successful career out of mediocrity - just like her husband.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's too much of this revisionist crap going on when somebody dies. Just because someone dies, it doesn't rehabilitate them, and what they did that was negative in any way still resonates around their life, even in death.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When you complain to Orange that your customary 950Mbps fibre is only running at 150Mbps... ...and then you discover, after a long but fruitless (sic!) chat with the Orange customer service people, that the ethernet cable wasn't plugged into the PC properly... ...that...

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

FFS Brazil...didn't the first Bolsonaro presidency teach you anything?

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's just this whole "I've got lots of money, so I'm going to use it to make people behave the way I want them to" attitude that really boils my piss. People like that need stopping and I really no longer give a fuck how that's achieved.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

JHFC...where do all these truly dreadful fuckers come from? Why the fuck don't they just enjoy the fruits of their labours (after a sensible amount of tax has been deducted, of course) and just let everyone live their own life without his narrow world view affecting them.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You have to be pretty fucking irrelevant if you have to post this sort of bullshit.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

12 years on, and the Tory Party still thinks Ed Milliband's bacon sandwich photo is the stuff of political humour. Well, newsflash. it really fucking isn't. It wasn't all that amusing then, and age hasn't made it any more amusing.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is he really saying that the French government here is hard left? It's not.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Probably its stomach...not that that's any comfort....

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's now being called "Fortress America" and people in the US travel and hospitality sector are puzzled as to why visitor numbers are down - like way fucking down.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Harwood has a great Twitter/X handle: Tom followed by the sound of a line of coke being hoovered up.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nine fucking years. Would it be going too far to suggest that if the dead, injured and displaced people were not overwhelmingly from BAME backgrounds then things would have moved a lot quicker?

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And all this is before you take into account the continuing creation of wealth, most of which will no longer get squirrelled away by the rich. Far, far better to start working towards this before it all gets very messy indeed.

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ＺÖＭＢＹＷＯＯＦ @steveshark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That's less than half a trillion, leaving just over $12.5 trillion for wholesale transfer to renewable energy, housing for all, and other nice things that we're told are too expensive.

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