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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, NFL teams that are in bad shape at quarterback. Can we interest you in one JJ McCarthy?

Broken turntable that says “does not work but could be fun to fix.”

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Even when the radar looks like this, I (blue dot) cannot buy a drop of rain. The drought continues.

Severe thunderstorms to the north and south of my location, denoted by a blue dot.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I know the “I voted” selfie is cliche, but please vote for Peggy.

Some dummy who voted the right way in the primary.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Look at this pump and dump garbage. How much do you want to bet they’ll announce some sort of merger with Tesla to continue the shell game?

SpaceX stock rose at the IPO, and has been hemorrhaging since.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

If you think I’m only going to use this for trimming my beard you’re out of your damn mind.

Some sort of upside down tent is catching whiskers being shaved off a beard.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I have to stop at Home Depot tomorrow for a single 2x4, and I think I’m going to ask them to bag it like pro builder Ben Shapiro.

Ben Shapiro doing something for attention again.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Chris Finch watching LaMelo Ball do stupid shit.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Guys, look at these brown thrasher fledglings. GUYS, LOOK AT THESE BROWN THRASHER FLEDGLINGS.

Two brown thrasher fledglings in the foreground with an adult in the background. Taken by me in Otter Tail County, Minnesota, on June 16, 2026.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Caught this rascal eating goose poops. The 48-hour moratorium on face-licking starts now.

Jax, the silver lab whose culinary preferences are questionable at best.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I regret to inform you that your boy fucking nailed it. bsky.app/profile/stev...

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Sure, and then Stephen Miller sends ICE to the “51st state” to clean out all of the brown people?

An utter moron promoting the idea of Venezuela as the 51st state.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Does this mean nothing to you, Ant?!?!

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Pasque flowers are blooming in Minnesota.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The Wolves lost a lot of shooting with Ant and DDV out. Luckily they have a 46.2 percent 3PT sniper waiting in the wings. Do it, Finchy!

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

It already seems like getting a job is not going to be on her agenda at all.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

For some reason, I invited this menace to come live with me.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

This book is drunk and out of control.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I’ve added a new lens to the mix. This one should be fun.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The good news is they’re getting close to mixing up batches of Kool-Aid.

Donald Trump posts an image showing himself as the new messiah.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I’m assembling a cat tower before I adopt one, while watching “first cat” videos. Cats sound like criminals and assholes. I think you’ve all been lying about your cats.

Jax the dog and I are having cold feet about this cat thing.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I’m still waiting to hear back from these motherfuckers.

Art contest featured in 1970s kid magazines encouraged readers to draw sample cartoon characters.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

High Point, baby! Please do not skewer me for the penmanship.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I guess that Epstein file dodge “but the Dow is at 50,000” will need to be updated.

The Dow Jones industrial average is now under 48,000.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Please! All of you guys acting like you’ve never seen The Phage before.

A guy on Star Trek Voyager afflicted with The Phage.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Here it is, and yeah they broke their own rules to do this. www.nytimes.com/editorial-st...

Policy states “omit extraneous syllables like ‘um’…”

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I tend to overengineer everything I build, and the new basement workbench is no exception. She’s sturdy though.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

OMG, thank you. I’ve been seeing blue spots around my property and had no idea. Central MN.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Amy Klobuchar with her crew of besties.

Amy Klobuchar hams it up with War Criminal Benjamin Netanyahu and her MAGA friends.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

My weighted blanket is named Jax.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Anyway, fuck this worthless dipshit.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

This was just delivered and I didn’t even wait for it to warm up from being in the delivery truck to crack it open.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I didn’t even know they gave out awards for Best Child Rapist.

Donald J Trump is the first ever recipient of the Child Rapist of the Year award.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

“You got any more of that cornbread?”

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Every time I see a Wolves opponent making successful bounce passes to each other inside the lane.

Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

They need to invent a Kindle where you can turn pages with your brain, so your hands are free to pet your reading buddy.

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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Donte DiVincenzo is looking good tonight. Can’t put my finger on why.

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