Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026As someone once said, “Be careful what you wish for”. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026B-b-bu-but-but these are REAL numbers from the White House. Who else’s are you going to believe? 030
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Congress has the power to deputize its own law enforcement force. This might be necessary since the traditional federal police agencies have all been either compromised, hamstrung, or eviscerated by the executive branch. 010
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Featuring the latest fashion for swimmers with webbed fingers or three legs. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026But once we break your neck, you won't have the insurance to cover it. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Really not anymore more traumatic than being blown out of the airlock on a spacecraft. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wow, this beastiality forgiveness trend is really gaining traction. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They are discovering that people will continue to buy food and gas at almost any price. Those that can't will die, but there's always more people. So the profit potential is unlimited. 041
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If humanity is destroyed, who would the perpetrators be accountable to anyway? 011
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They can’t justify leaving. Hell, they can’t even justify why they are there in the first place. 010
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I remember people thinking for themselves, unlike you. 010
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026She wouldn’t understand agriculture any better than if she could spell it. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Someone should corner the pitchfork market before it’s too late. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Despite what RFK Jr. might say: Don’t eat that yellow snow. 020
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Been there for all of it. So thankful we have ambassadors of a future vision such as yourself that help remind us what stories we have within our better selves. 001
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Wielding knowledge is power. Wielding ignorance is control. 011
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mt.Rainier struggles against the gathering clouds that will ultimately envelop her. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026As a former software architect, I’ll attest that the idea of a system of this scale and complexity being created in three months - even by AI, which is a bad idea in its own right - is simply not realistic and likely impossible. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I have a bad feeling about the coming football season, and not just because I’m from Seattle. 021
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026All the flags at half staff will be raised high in jubilation. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So he has no counter to the also true evil narcissistic felon part. 010
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Does this mean the global supply of turmeric is disrupted? 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Trump as a telemarketer: Buy this shit or I’ll impose tariffs on you, somehow, and if that fails I’ll rape your kids and bomb your garage. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I imagine anti-Putin sentiment is high in Russia too. The difference will be tested with the faith and accuracy of our elections. 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mt. Rainier looking better with snow from the weather that passed through recently. 131
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comWheres The Beef CommercialALT: Wheres The Beef Commercial 040
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Felons working for felons. Like a brotherhood. The pedophiles get $3/hour and a coupon book for Chuck E Cheese they can use on release. 020
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They don’t write anything. They had AI spew out some crap code meant to look like 1982 era PC games representing their sick ideals, but like most things they do they only superficially succeeded, at best. 030
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026SCOTUS opinions can now be concluded with “this action is ‘likely illegal’, but we will allow it so we can continue in our positions of corruption and fealty” 010
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When life brings storm clouds, look on the bright side. 011
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I get so tired of comparisons of the pandemic to the fuckery that is going on around us now. It's like saying "We're justified in our arson burning everything to the ground now because we had lightning-caused wildfires last year". 000
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Yeah. Then we can make commemorative "Trump Strait Jackets" and put him in one. 010
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Why do I have the premonition that a near future SCOTUS action will use the recent ballroom construction decision as a template to rule that midterm voter tampering was "likely illegal" but "necessary to insure the president has control". 030
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Fearmongels was past expiration date so they gotten thrown out. 010
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Everything Trump does is systemic arson. But he’s just the President - which the Constitution gives considerable, yet limited power to - he is only one man. Congress needs to act. Before it’s too late. 010
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Let’s start a GoFundMe to keep Pete under the table until the administration ends. 110
Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When I hit you, stay down. If you come back at me, it will scare me and although I will want to run and hide, I don’t know what I might actually do, especially since all my friends are circling around me egging me on. Also, I’m insane. 000