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Steve Ohmert

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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As someone once said, “Be careful what you wish for”.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
B-b-bu-but-but these are REAL numbers from the White House. Who else’s are you going to believe?
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Indeed.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupor Intelligence
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congress has the power to deputize its own law enforcement force. This might be necessary since the traditional federal police agencies have all been either compromised, hamstrung, or eviscerated by the executive branch.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Featuring the latest fashion for swimmers with webbed fingers or three legs.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But once we break your neck, you won't have the insurance to cover it.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really not anymore more traumatic than being blown out of the airlock on a spacecraft.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow, this beastiality forgiveness trend is really gaining traction.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They are discovering that people will continue to buy food and gas at almost any price. Those that can't will die, but there's always more people. So the profit potential is unlimited.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If humanity is destroyed, who would the perpetrators be accountable to anyway?
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They can’t justify leaving. Hell, they can’t even justify why they are there in the first place.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Those fuckers
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I remember people thinking for themselves, unlike you.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
She wouldn’t understand agriculture any better than if she could spell it.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone should corner the pitchfork market before it’s too late.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t have that excuse, and I’m out also…
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Famous for their tenderizing process.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Despite what RFK Jr. might say: Don’t eat that yellow snow.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Been there for all of it. So thankful we have ambassadors of a future vision such as yourself that help remind us what stories we have within our better selves.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And then they came for the books…
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wielding knowledge is power. Wielding ignorance is control.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mt.Rainier struggles against the gathering clouds that will ultimately envelop her.
Mount Rainier enshrouded by enveloping clouds
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As a former software architect, I’ll attest that the idea of a system of this scale and complexity being created in three months - even by AI, which is a bad idea in its own right - is simply not realistic and likely impossible.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You got to fight… for your right… to HYDRATE!
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have a bad feeling about the coming football season, and not just because I’m from Seattle.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All the flags at half staff will be raised high in jubilation.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So he has no counter to the also true evil narcissistic felon part.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He’s planning a ‘28 run as Ronald Gump
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Does this mean the global supply of turmeric is disrupted?
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Want happiness? Get rid of Republicans.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trump as a telemarketer: Buy this shit or I’ll impose tariffs on you, somehow, and if that fails I’ll rape your kids and bomb your garage.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I imagine anti-Putin sentiment is high in Russia too. The difference will be tested with the faith and accuracy of our elections.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mt. Rainier looking better with snow from the weather that passed through recently.
Mt. Rainier, replete with recent snowMt. Rainier, August 10, little to no non-glacial snow
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Wheres The Beef Commercial
ALT: Wheres The Beef Commercial
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Felons working for felons. Like a brotherhood. The pedophiles get $3/hour and a coupon book for Chuck E Cheese they can use on release.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They don’t write anything. They had AI spew out some crap code meant to look like 1982 era PC games representing their sick ideals, but like most things they do they only superficially succeeded, at best.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
SCOTUS opinions can now be concluded with “this action is ‘likely illegal’, but we will allow it so we can continue in our positions of corruption and fealty”
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
RFK Jr: “We will berry you!”
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
More of a botched genocide, I’d say.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When life brings storm clouds, look on the bright side.
A bright rainbow appears above a neighborhood on Maury Island, WA
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trumplandia
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I get so tired of comparisons of the pandemic to the fuckery that is going on around us now. It's like saying "We're justified in our arson burning everything to the ground now because we had lightning-caused wildfires last year".
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah. Then we can make commemorative "Trump Strait Jackets" and put him in one.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why do I have the premonition that a near future SCOTUS action will use the recent ballroom construction decision as a template to rule that midterm voter tampering was "likely illegal" but "necessary to insure the president has control".
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FAFO
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fearmongels was past expiration date so they gotten thrown out.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Everything Trump does is systemic arson. But he’s just the President - which the Constitution gives considerable, yet limited power to - he is only one man. Congress needs to act. Before it’s too late.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let’s start a GoFundMe to keep Pete under the table until the administration ends.
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Steve Ohmert @steveohmert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When I hit you, stay down. If you come back at me, it will scare me and although I will want to run and hide, I don’t know what I might actually do, especially since all my friends are circling around me egging me on. Also, I’m insane.
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