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Steve Cromwell

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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of the stature of Maradona at 41? What was he up to at that age I wonder?
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone loves jolly Samoan President! Five seconds later...
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can anyone explain why the London phone thief is a ghost on a bike? Sadiq Khan looks as confused as I am.
That conservative conference tapestry featuring a ghost on a bike
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It does feel like the party structure was perfectly designed for entryism.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would have gone with "my bro in Christ"
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They have to whisper it so people don't overhear and think they're insane.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I look forward to reading your extensive monograph explaining the deep symbolism
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm assuming they're fleeing the sinking ship
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If my grandma can convert 30% of her body to wheels she'll be a bicycle
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe he has a vibrant social life but these posts make it look like he's a knock-off Howard Hughes
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a mystery why Lime bikes are so popular when the tube is decaying and bus journey times are getting longer www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i...
theguardian.com
London buses in decline? Why public transport in global cities is slowing to a crawl – visualised
As experts fear for future of UK capital’s bus network, some commuters are giving up entirely. London is not alone – with worrying implications for poorest in society
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Impressed he managed to keep the camera still though
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can I recommend this series youtu.be/ladHhiTM6V4?...
youtu.be
Bob Mortimer as Alistair the Estate Agent - full clips. From the series Monkey Trousers.
YouTube video by Ben Palfrey
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're just a fakey baked-tater maker and I ain't got time for you
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of films and TV shows from the 60s and 70s got a new audience in the 80s and 90s because they were repeated and there were few other options. Now with streaming that whole dynamic has gone. I loved watching Man From UNCLE in the 90s but no way would a kid today watch say Spooks.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've done it and yes it's doable but deeply unpleasant
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm surprised a former pro footballer/manager that needs to get more subscriptions to his podcast /autobiography sales hasn't lifted the lid yet.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sounds like Chris Morris berating Peter O'Hanrahanran on The Day Today
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cocaine probably
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What are you talking about? That's his son!
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Manufacturing: 9.1% Construction: 6.2% Utilities: 2.6% Services: 80% Mining and extractives: 1.3% Agriculture: 0.6% someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess it's what makes London so great but it's still so weird when you walk through it and it's like being in Surbiton and not in the shadow of The Shard
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
London has some of those weird low rise car-centric housing developments in the middle of zone 1 like Perkins Square in Borough.
Aerial view of Perkins Square
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's true up to a point. A lower LTV can have a big impact on borrowing costs so even if you don't intend to move it's still good for your property to increase in value. (I don't think this is a good thing and it would be better if people didn't remortgage every two years)
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tired: house prices should increase indefinitely. Wired: unless it's a new build, houses are second hand, used goods and it's mad to think that people should pay more for them now they are older.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deuce were around 1994-1997 when Tony Blair was opposition leader Then Steps formed in 1997 when Blair became PM. Coincidence? Don't think so.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do they turn it around in a weekend? My local place here in Surrey is great but will take at least a week.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well PAX does mean peace and Aslan dies to bring peace to Narnia.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
VAR will now stand for Very Awful for Rodents
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People value authenticity highly in politicians. Anything that smacks of inauthenticity is a big turn off.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've witnessed a child throw a switch/switch controller across a room several times. Screen protector seems like a good investment.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was even better in the flesh
A sunrise
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My pub quiz team partner when it's the flags round:
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Like all supplements (including protein) it's a complete waste of money unless you have a properly diagnosed deficiency and even then probably just best to improve diet.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What? This is like when fellow Stephens call themselves Ste. Not cool man.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The security ones are the worst. They're all done as a box ticking exercise and I've seen no actual evidence they actually improve security.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Portable?
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Didn't we already have this debate when Tropic Thunder was released in 2008?
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
South Western Railway but easy mistake to make
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did you cast that new Hercule Poirot? Sure did boss real fucking sexy like you asked What? www.digitalspy.com/tv/a73497877...
digitalspy.com
Hercule Poirot is back! First look at Agatha Christie's detective in "epic" new BBC drama
He means business.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the same with cathedrals / mosques / temples . Many tourists see them as existing solely for their amusement and not functioning places of worship that need to be respected.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Love, Laugh, Die" as a working title?
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A good rule of thumb: If a monk made it then approach with caution.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guildford has a cathedral, a university and a football team called Guildford City and is located in Surrey a county with no other cities, but is Guildford a city? No.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good excuse to post this 30 Rock clip youtu.be/c52WJdoh8fQ
youtu.be
30 Rock - Jenna Lying about her Age
YouTube video by Simon Roberts
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey someone needs to guard all the ammo that's stored there
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another paradox is that the party most in favour of the EU has arguably benefited most from Brexit.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've got two. One for the kitchen one for outside. Can't beat them.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People are so used to seeing androids in sci fi that have self contained personalities so assume these things are the same but AI chatbots, even the ones with faces aren't that at all.
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Steve Cromwell @steveocrom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even "it" is generous. Sure this Tilly persona has a consistent look but the personality, if you can call it that, is not self contained so it's not even a single entity it's a constantly evolving thing that's distributed across thousands of servers.
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