Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 6hIf you’re looking for a response, scream, “Ready or not here I come,” and proceed to the galley. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ve tried it. But it’s just not the same with my man tits. 020
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Absolutely. The Don’t Be A Fucking Douchebag Cure to Male Loneliness goes back to ancient times. In fact, it was among the best pieces of advice Eve gave to Adam. 010
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is the best Mike Collins can do in his desperate attempt to unseat Jon Ossoff. Pathetic. #jonossoff #georgia #senaterace 100
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah, I’m on my third notebook. Gonna need a fourth tomorrow. 011
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Absolutely. And not one balled journalist had the balls to speak up when a female reporter was told to, “Shut up, Piggy.” A total disgrace. 012
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026First they came for CNN. But I did nothing because I am not CNN… 210
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I would be happier to see the other major news outlets boycott the press room until the banned ones have their access restored. It would be the proper journalistic thing to do. And it might indicate that journalism in this country still has a spine. 040
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Boycott. New orgs should not allow their people to attend. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Or… That look when you discover your auntie’s vagina hanging from your neck. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If I remember correctly, I felt safer and happier in utero than I do today in America. 020
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026He’s in the middle of a serious but also glorious nervous breakdown. Let him be. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Should we be concerned by this post today from the Department of Homeland Security? 001
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I think we should be concerned about this post today from the Dept of Homeland Security. 010
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026KKKristian Nationalism is the greatest threat to democracy. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026It’s almost as if the Klan is still running the government. Heaven help us all. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 13/03/2026If there were ever a man who could be full of shit literally and figuratively, at the very same time, it is him. 040
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Just remember: Every day he gets up and looks in the mirror, and staring back at him is the ugliest, stupidest, most incompetent person on the planet. This is the most humiliating thing about being him. And he’s taking it out on us. Every day. 010
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I’m sorry to inform you that the irritation is not a rash. It has all the signs of a hickey from Sen Lindsey Graham. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 27/02/2026They look like they might have dumped a victim off a cliff. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Perhaps he should consider “Rabbit Hole” instead. You’re welcome. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Make castration great again. I can think of someone I’d like to send to Italy. 020
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Of all the WTFs thus far in 2026, I didn’t expect this one. 010
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Cause nothin says Jesus like electrocutin’ your little boy. 020
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026The explanation I never knew I needed. Plus donuts. 010
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I’m praying it comes out Haitian. Does that make me a bad person? 200
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Pam Bondi belongs on that list if he’s taking names. 000
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Oh, so that’s what happens when you stick your head in a Texas toilet! 110
Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Honestly, it looks more like her in effigy. Kudos to the artist! 010