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Steven Cooper

@stevencooper.bsky.social
3.2K followers 2.8K following 422 posts

Author of the Gus Parker & Alex Mills mysteries. Award-winning journalist. Travel junkie. Potty mouth. Oddly ambidextrous. Declare peace every day.

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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 6h
If you’re looking for a response, scream, “Ready or not here I come,” and proceed to the galley.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve tried it. But it’s just not the same with my man tits.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We should begin with the minimum age ffs.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely. The Don’t Be A Fucking Douchebag Cure to Male Loneliness goes back to ancient times. In fact, it was among the best pieces of advice Eve gave to Adam.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the best Mike Collins can do in his desperate attempt to unseat Jon Ossoff. Pathetic. #jonossoff #georgia #senaterace
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Um…that’s his front door.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, I’m on my third notebook. Gonna need a fourth tomorrow.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s referring to his showers.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Absolutely. And not one balled journalist had the balls to speak up when a female reporter was told to, “Shut up, Piggy.” A total disgrace.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First they came for CNN. But I did nothing because I am not CNN…
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would be happier to see the other major news outlets boycott the press room until the banned ones have their access restored. It would be the proper journalistic thing to do. And it might indicate that journalism in this country still has a spine.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Is this a playbook for the midterms?
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Boycott. New orgs should not allow their people to attend.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Or… That look when you discover your auntie’s vagina hanging from your neck.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If I remember correctly, I felt safer and happier in utero than I do today in America.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He’s in the middle of a serious but also glorious nervous breakdown. Let him be.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Should we be concerned by this post today from the Department of Homeland Security?
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think we should be concerned about this post today from the Dept of Homeland Security.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It will backfire.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Atlanta #nokings
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
KKKristian Nationalism is the greatest threat to democracy.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’ll buy the fucking bakery.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It’s almost as if the Klan is still running the government. Heaven help us all.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If there were ever a man who could be full of shit literally and figuratively, at the very same time, it is him.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Just remember: Every day he gets up and looks in the mirror, and staring back at him is the ugliest, stupidest, most incompetent person on the planet. This is the most humiliating thing about being him. And he’s taking it out on us. Every day.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Silver lining!
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
🤬
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Exactly
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I made a meme.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I’m sorry to inform you that the irritation is not a rash. It has all the signs of a hickey from Sen Lindsey Graham.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
They look like they might have dumped a victim off a cliff.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Because he’s a walking cuntradiction.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I suffer from this chronically.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Perhaps he should consider “Rabbit Hole” instead. You’re welcome.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
You forgot his gaudy new wife.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Make castration great again. I can think of someone I’d like to send to Italy.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Of all the WTFs thus far in 2026, I didn’t expect this one.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Not enough. We demand more heads to roll.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
“Born demoted.” My new favorite phrase.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Cause nothin says Jesus like electrocutin’ your little boy.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The explanation I never knew I needed. Plus donuts.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I’m praying it comes out Haitian. Does that make me a bad person?
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Pam Bondi belongs on that list if he’s taking names.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Only 63%?
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
That is Nazi level sadistic shit.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I’ve seen bigger pinkies.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I’ve seen bigger pinkies.
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Oh, so that’s what happens when you stick your head in a Texas toilet!
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Steven Cooper @stevencooper.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Honestly, it looks more like her in effigy. Kudos to the artist!
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