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Steve Cobs

@stevencobs.bsky.social
15 followers 4 following 40 posts

CEO of Meeple, where the future is so yesterday. He/Him (RP/PARODY ACC)

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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
That's lovely. The MePhone should be arriving soon.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Accidents can always happen.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
No, no, not on purpose... I simply want to make sure an accident doesn't happen so you can get back to all of the fun times with your friends.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
That doesn't mean it's incapable.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I wasn't going to take you away forever. If you really want to stay I at least want to give you a little check-up. Just to make sure you're not able to hurt anyone!
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
\\ it could be helpful!! ultimately it's up to you, but even toning things down just a little bit could help out some
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I can assure you I am real.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Alright.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Sharing the files will only give more people access to what I've supposedly done.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
When the MePhone arrives for Proto you have my full permission to share the files for it to upload.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Do you have any proof of these claims?
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I've never killed you. I've never killed anyone.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
No one is getting killed.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Meeple is responsible for any harm that it may cause in the future if the proper precautions are not taken. I am only looking out for everyone involved.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I'm not following you back, Ashton.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Making assumptions like that is dangerous. It truly was a wording mistake. It will be allowed to return in time, but only after some changes are made to make sure it is safe to operate in public and it's job is completed.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
It's wonderful to hear you two are friends!
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I apologize for my wording, as that is true. However I will still have to take it back. Public safety is a large factor in this decision as much as I hate to say it.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
They're also important!
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
It is Meeple property, I have every right to do what I please.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
We'll talk about it. Can't say too much to the public about it now can we?
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Extremely.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
You're going to be very important for this new era.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Of course not. Like I said, I'll get everything handled. I'm very excited to see you again in a few hours!
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I've been seeing some nasty rumors being spread about me and my company lately. Normally I would write these off as the internet being the internet, but defamation is not something I will tolerate. I will get these rumors handled. In the meantime, I hope you all are ready for a new era of Meeple!
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Seems a bit rude replying with this. Are you insinuating women don't deserve to be celebrated?
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The person being sent will take a few hours, I'm sure you can wrap up your personal affairs by then.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Unfortunately I have to. But don't worry! There will be compensation for the folks involved with holding onto it for us.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Hello! So glad to see you're still up and running.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Don't worry, that's an easy fix. Someone will be sent to retrieve you from your last known location.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
We have much to talk about.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Production here at Meeple will be resuming shortly! It had been stalled due to unfortunate circumstance, but we're all ready to get back out there.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I will not be answering your question then.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
There's no need to be so vulgar.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
You'd be surprised with how advanced Meeple technology can get!
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I can tell.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
You're going against your own words by interacting with this post, are you not?
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My personal life does not concern you, Ashton.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Happy International Women's day! There are so many bright minds out there, here's to celebrate women who inspire so much brilliance in the world.
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Steve Cobs @stevencobs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The position has already been filled, don't worry.
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