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Steven

@stevenbeard.bsky.social
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Scouser living in the North East

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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My Wife: The kitchen sink keeps getting blocked Also my wife:
A kitchen sink with shredded cabbage falling down the plughole
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Excellent signage in The Whisper Man #Netflix
Screenshot from the film The Whisper man of outer prison doorsMisspelt sign reading overall heigth
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Giving a player a song before they've even kicked a ball for the club is
A picture of Sean Dyche with the words
utter woke nonsense written on it
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
At a national league game like
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Same Hospital gurney, same
Hospital gurney with a sign that says "BROKEN" on it
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Went for a walk and ended up in an Indian Restaurant ordering a takeaway didn't I?
Glass of Cobra lager on a table with the bottle behind and right
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Went for a "walk" #Pints
A Pint of Stella Artois on a table in a pub beer garden with a TV in the background showing Sky Sports News
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Needed an antiseptic cream so I bought some Savlon. Always makes me think of Harry Hill
Comedian Harry Hill drinking from a 2 litre bottle of fizzy cola, but the label says Savlon
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know the clubs don't really give a shit about the fans and would charge 5 times as much if they could, but touts are proper scum Happy with this progress
Headline, Liverpool issue bans as £1.2m seized from ticket touts
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hydration Break
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A still from the TV show I'm Alan Partridge, where Alan is asking the receptionist to put pornography on his television via the telephone, but the word "pornography" has been replaced by the word "football"
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hydration Break
Glass of Ben Bracken single malt in front of the Canada Morocco World Cup game during the first half hydration break
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We could be teammates* *I wear mine at home and never in public
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Got myself a toe infection, if you like that sort of thing
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
1st time I've noticed the refs and linesmen have their name on the back of their shirts
Sean Dyche against a green brick tiled wall with Utter Woke Nonsense written across it. The word woke is in red
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Worra discount #MastersOfTheUniverse #Funko
A masters of the universe He-Man Funko pop with a price sticker saying was £14.99 now £14.99
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Super, Smashing, G̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ Mediocre
Bully from the TV show Bullseye chilli beef flavoured crisps
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I know 1994 was 32 years ago but I refuse to believe Alexi Lalas doesn't have a big mop of ginger hair or a ginger beard This screenshot is a lie
Alexi Lalas on Jeopardy!
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Pre match drinks #pints
Pint of Birra Moretti on a pub table (friends drinks just out of shot) cricket on the TV in the background
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Bleak indeed, the Roy Hodgson era of Liverpool
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Aaaargh This is the closest I've got, 10 LFC players and Figueroa (his son is in the Liverpool Academy at the minute)
Screenshot of an online game called 38-0
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What a man, couldn't kick a ball properly anywhere but at Liverpool where he was prime Messi, Ronaldo, Pele, Maradonna all rolled into one for short bursts 🎶Saturday Night and I like the way you move Divock Origi🎶 Enjoy your retirement mate, you'll forever be a Liverpool Legend #LFC #Origi
Divock Origi
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Here's a picture of me and my Dad with the European Cup in 1984 Behind us are the 1st Division trophy (that's the old premier league title for the kids out there) and the FA Cup which was won by Everton, they haven't won much more in the presiding years
3 year old me in a tank top holding the European Cup in 1984 with an extra from Miami 50, sorry I mean my Dad. The League trophy and FA Cup are behind us
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A surprise release meant a trip to the shops. They were just putting it out as I was leaving because they weren't expecting it either @thecoral.bsky.social
Picture of the new The Coral album
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The one shining light of watching Liverpool recently is that they've won me a bit of money #LFC
Betting slip for Aston Villa beating Liverpool
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Michael-6
Michael-6 from the Peter Serafinowicz Show
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I don't think it is the best offer, actually
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Well, yeah...
BBC News article stating the obvious "Rise in speeding fines linked to more drivers breaking the limit"
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
That's one old arse baby
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That's fucking embarrassing #LFC
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We're were absolutely outplayed at PSG last season and if it wasn't for Alisson would have lost by a large margin. Since then we have regressed massively and PSG are just as strong as they were. I'm not holding out much hope tonight. Don't think this formation will help either #LFC
Line up for PSG amd Liverpool but there are no Liverpool players
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You don't throw things in shredders, you throw things in a bin. Maybe you can't get a job because you don't know how to use a shredders, it's basic stuff really #BBC
Bearded man who doesn't know how shredders work
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Me to my wife when we're going to sleep
Children's book titled 'Sleep tight, disgusting blob' with a child blob in bed while the parent (or relative/legal guardian) blob (I'm not assuming pronouns) sits on a chair next to the bed holding a book
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Same Harry Same #HarryHole #JoeNesbo
Passage from a book.
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Who blue Ken Hom?
A Ken Hom wok with a head and shoulder picture of said man, but for some reason he's blue
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Can't believe #Cadbury don't even call them Easter eggs anymore. Jesus didn't drown in a vat of chocolate for nothing
Back of a box that says your easter has been made with Cadbury Dairy Milk
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
"NEWS"
BBC news article about a Wife and Daughter supporting Sunderland and a Husband and Son supporting Newcastle
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Salah
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
45 goals in 94 years is quite frankly a rubbish return for a striker #HarryKane #Kane #Bayern #Football #England #WorldCup2026
Picture of England striker Harry Kane with the caption "Bayern Munich star Harry kane becomes 1st Englishman to hit 45 goals in 94 years"
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
#VinylWanker #DreamMachine #NewRelease #FortPerchRock
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
A game of 2 arfs
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The not so mighy reds 1st half stats I can't even remember us having a shot, never mind 2
Stats from 1st half of Notts Forest V Liverpool. Forest dominated every category except goals
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Adverse weather is a strange way of saying Peadophile Brother but whatever, maybe its royal slang #Andrew #Nonce #Birthday #Arested #Epstein
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I am not creative, professional, eclectic or intellectual. But I am UK based
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Been watching The Cockfields on Iplayer recently and the character played by Gregor Fisher gives me massive Barry from Watford vibes
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Happy Shrove Tuesday #PancakeDay #Premature #MaverickWhoDoesntPlayByTheRules
A British version of a pancake
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My stream has thrown on a random match. If I'm not mistaken, this is the one where Alonso scores from his own half #LFC
Luton Town V Liverpool in the FA Cup 3rd round in the 2000's
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Not the route I expected her to go down after #celebrity #traitors but fair play to her #CharlotteChurch #Wales
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Steven @stevenbeard.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
And of course, it had to be Belgian beer
Pint can of Stella Artois and the Fulham v Liverpool game on the TV
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