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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A math question: How many banjos in a plethora? Show your work.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My highest recommendation for "Live Heart" ,new from Bela Fleck and a cast of some of the greatest musicians in the world. @belafleck.music-social.com
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Highly recommend "Who is Martin Mull ?" now on Netflix. Martin Mull was genuis at so many endeavors. Always been a huge fan. @netflix.com #MartinMull
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On a more serious note ,in zombie movies the infection is spread by a bite from a zombie. Zombies attack non-zombies to eat their brains. Do the victims change to a zombie as the attacking zombie is eating their brains? If they do ,is there a moment of resentment? or envy?
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump is insane.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As we start our week in upside-down world we have the outbreak of a deadly highly contagious plague in Russia and Hegseth has added Musk to his war council. Gird your loins.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine what the citizens of the world think of Americans for twice electing the stupidest human on Earth as President.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Never have so few Taken so much From so many"
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today is World Bluegrass Day. Celebrate vigorously. Pick Peace along the way.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not one to drop names. I'll just call him Mr Publisher .Today he said that my upcoming book has an idiosyncratic appeal. So if you are an idiosyncrat you are in for a special treat. And don't forget to vote.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A "debate" between Charlie Kirk and Christopher Hitchens would have been very short and,so, very satisfying.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peace, out.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sarcasm has no effect on cats.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes against all of your natural instincts you just have to love people.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"With malice toward none,with charity for all..." A. Lincoln. "With malice toward all,with charity for none" , D.Trump We've lost our way.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In order to help clear the field I am officially announcing that I WILL NOT be a candidate for President of the United States in the next election. Repeat...WILL NOT be running for President.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After considerable thought I've decided that chapter is finished.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We all know what he is and his real goals. The time to be surprised is past. We have to look forward to make sure he is gone forever and his like never return to power.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you have Spotify and some time to really listen click onto the Unreal Bluegrass channel. Don't rush it. Let it flow over you.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Taking a break for a bit. Play nice.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In a world of uncertainty I can say with complete confidence that I will never attend Burning Man. @burningman.org
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Smile at people when you are out and about. They're waiting to smile back and do. People want to be nice.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is the only political statement I have to make. Donald Trump is the stupidest human on the planet.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Regularly scheduled check-up with Dr this morning. All is well. We also chat. We are like minded concerning the actions of the current administration. Good to share our apprehension and resolve.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
To the people who voted for Trump and continue to support him,what is wrong with you? Can't you see what is happening?
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Book update ,as I learn. 40 chapters in this becomes apparent to me. Each chapter is a short story though the entirety is biographical. Each chapter has a beginning, middle and hopefully a cogent end. Each chapter starts and ends without regard to length.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wild horses,cherry trees,national parks,food supplies... Everyday he wakes up and thinks "What can I destroy today?"
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Book update ,as I learn. 40 chapters in this becomes apparent to me. Each chapter is a short story though the entirety is biographical. Each chapter has a beginning, middle and hopefully a cogent end. Each chapter starts and ends without regard to length.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
An air fryer is really just a repackaged toaster oven. Right?
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Surround yourself with kind people who have sense of humor The word of the day : Toebox
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Probably nobody can match Dolly's talent but we can all be as kind and giving as she was.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My wife and her best friend closed down the local Panera.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Crushing loss. Dolly is irreplaceable.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Now that Hadestown is available on Amazon Prime you have no excuse to not watch it at least once daily. @hadestownmusical.bsky.social @anaismitchell.bsky.social @amazonprime.bsky.social
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trump is serving "mystery meat" to America. Perfect time to become a vegetarian.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everyday he wakes up and wonders what he can destroy next.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Never have so few Taken so much From so many
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cyberbutt. A gift from Elon.Big enough to carry Natalie Harp comfortably.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We still have wonderful people in America. Interviewing Dolly was a constant pleasure.We need more Dollys.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Based solely on the statements made by Trump in the last 36 hours he should ,at the very least ,be committed for observation. He is crazy and dangerous.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happiest of birthdays to that fine fellow Steve Martin.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Add demoralizing the military to illegal wars, crashing the economy ,demonizing science and education the conclusion is unavoidable. Trump's mission is to destroy America and turn a profit in the process.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today I propose nothing and offer no explanations.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Who are these crazy people and why are they running/ruining our country?
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Imposter Syndrome is strong today.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The infection continues...
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Find a bookstore today and go linger with no time constraints. Wonderfully calming.
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stevemartin35.bsky.social @stevemartin35.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Malicious prosecution. Slander per se. He cannot lose.
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