Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I'm going to start referring to these posts as your "Langy Wilds" 000
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I travelled with work this week, and my OH was texting me how delighted she was eating prawns and onions and mushrooms for dinner. I usually do my share of cooking, and that's when I feel the most guilty. I'm always just like... "Uh .. pasta?" 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 05/07/2025One of the things I like about your other half is not having to explain my *own* food idiocy to him when we eat somewhere. I'm also a food moron and I feel guilty about it whenever my other half wants to eat something... adult? I'm definitely the problem. 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 23/06/2025media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a roller coaster with the words `` my life right now '' written below it .ALT: a black and white photo of a roller coaster with the words `` my life right now '' written below it . 020
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 21/05/2025media.tenor.coma candle is lit up in a dark roomAlt: Dropping phone into Molton metal to destroy it forever in the hopes that this fleshy evil might be purged 0180
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Just callously triggering my worst lockdown memory. 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 21/05/2025No! No! I don't want to see *it*. You *know* which one I mean. 120
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"Who's the successor to the first apostle and the representative of God on earth?!" 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I haven't seen the news yet. 🤞 🤞 woman, woman, woman. 100
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 01/05/2025media.tenor.coma woman is holding a cell phone in her hand and making a funny face .ALT: a woman is holding a cell phone in her hand and making a funny face . 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 18/01/2025This is the best thing that has ever happened. 0220
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 11/01/2025The most effective robot since Sir Killalot first killed a lot. 040
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 03/01/2025media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is dancing with a caneALT: a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a cane 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Me: "I'm going to go to bed now, for sleep." Every fibre of my physical body: "Iol." 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 30/12/2024People were buying and selling JPGs not that long ago. Why do they do literally anything anymore. 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Top Secret is, with some authority, the second or third best film ever made. 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 30/11/2024It's also "canon" in the way any Mad Max can be, and characters from it appear in Furiosa. 110
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 29/11/2024It was better than Jedi. I'll not be taking questions about this. 000
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Well, define "normal". Define "person". What do you mean by "get"? 100
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Every time you post work, I'm worried it's going to be THE piece. 100
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 13/11/2024This episode is brought to you by the number 3. There will not be a 4. 000
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 16/10/2024Well the lorry and bollard are so evenly matched. 110
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 16/10/2024media.tenor.coma green truck is driving down a road in a field .ALT: a green truck is driving down a road in a field . 110
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 19/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #139,159! 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 02/09/2024media.tenor.comtwo men are sitting at a table looking at a laptop .ALT: two men are sitting at a table looking at a laptop . 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 14/08/2024media.tenor.coma close up of a door with a blurred background of a wall .ALT: a close up of a door with a blurred background of a wall . 010
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 14/08/2024I mean, look, this is between y'all and I'm not gonna get involved or anything but, just out of curiosity I'm gonna check how many territories called it the Mega Drive compared to the Genesis. Huh. Hm. Interesting. Anyway, not for me to comment on. ☕️ 110
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 10/08/2024Tim Walz hung out in the lobby offering to help out low level players in PSO. 020
Steve, alright? @stevejek.bsky.social · 10/08/2024Inviting Tim Walz over to your house so he could help you beat those chase levels in Jet Set Radio. 010
