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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Perfectly timed to tee up the Ringer guys ranking of the hottest backup QBs in the league.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

This is on me. England is the final leg of a four leg parlay I made. I did this and I’m so very sorry.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Trump reposting this clip: “Many people don’t realize ‘obliterate’ has a B in it. I do. I put it there. No one ever thought to put a B in there but I said ‘shouldn’t this have a B in it?’ And they said ‘we never thought of that, sir!’ So now there’s a B.”

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

We watch all three every Easter. One of my favorite traditions.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Please get this shirt for the guy who’s inevitably going to get kicked in the nuts live on Netflix, @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @nocontextrffs.bsky.social

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

What Was I Made For by Billie Eilish for Barbie is kind of perfect, definitely on the list.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

One of the wolves is a real blockhead.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

We have drastically different algorithms if that’s the first time you’ve seen that. First popularized in Japan, but now it feels like it jumped the shark.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

As a Steeler fan, as bad as their defense will make us look, that’s an offense that might keep us in it. Or am I just grasping for straws?

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Arthur Smith worked well with a less mobile retread in Tannehill.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Damn near tackled Achane by throwing his fullback at him is some Donkey Kong shit

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

He wants us to wear suits when we fly because if we die due to a lack of air traffic control oversight, or in a car accident in our 70s station wagon with no air bags on the way to the airport, we’re already dressed for the funeral. Sean Duffy is all about efficiency.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Takes me back to high school/college watching #13 getting schoolboy’d

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Waiting for you to update your bio to “no Idea who she is... over 100k followers associated with Dan Le Batard?”

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Trade: Matt LaFleur for Mike Tomlin, straight up. Who says no? Would you do it if you were the GM on either side?

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Any thoughts on how this impacts @dannybkelly.bsky.social’s adult son, Tory Horton? Was interested to see this trade pop up after it seemed like Horton was finally getting integrated and playing well with Kupp out this past week.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

“Big Time Shake” for a player shaking above his weight class.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Rumor has it many antifa leaders are in the agriculture industry so if you eliminate daylight saving time you’ll throw off their means of production, reducing their effectiveness and funding.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

And Rodgers getting up to 7.2 MPH on the celebration, his new fastest speed of the year!

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

@minakimes.bsky.social stays recruiting to Bluesky and I am here for it.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Torn between him, Jacobi Meyers, or Trevion Henderson in my flex.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Is Deebo’s stock up or down with Daniels out? Worse passer at QB but they might rely on Deebo’s running to make up for Jayden’s legs not being there.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Born too late to be at Buchanan’s twinks only pool party, born too soon to see this octagon become a permanent fixture in the White House lawn to host future Hunger Game battles to win a loaf of bread.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

The problem with Trump having a body double is that he’d have to approve it, and his image of himself is almost definitely off. “I can’t go out today but I don’t want people to know that. Someone get Glen Powell over here and give him a MAGA hat! They’ll never know it, we both have great jeans!”

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Looking like you’re going to help Zach Morris grow but it’s going to be an uphill battle for you, but you’ll both be better for the struggle.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I love the material from Huk. Free Fly is amazing but pricey as hell.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Mina is the Simpsons of online discourse, always two moves ahead. bsky.app/profile/mina...

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Twitter saw this and doubled down on OKC. Bluesky won’t let this shit fly.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Yeah, but then the Con moved into the White House.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I hear the sunbathing here can be a bit painful.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Hello from Gooch Ave in Kennebunkport, Maine @dannybkelly.bsky.social I learned this area was settled by John Gooch and it was important to me that I skeeted that information to you.

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Steve Holzapfel @steveholzapfel.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Saw someone explain that he grew up playing water polo and it immediately explains his constant handling the ball high, his touch passes, and his over the head shot. Anyway, kids should play multiple sports.

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