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Steve Herd

@steveherd.bsky.social
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Masochistic Mets fan, proud liberal, creator/writer of Substack newsletter Tending The Herd Herdsman19662003.Substack.com

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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A day late on this, but happy anniversary to the greatest moment in social media history
An unfortunate missing word in a 5 year old tweet:

“Fuck this pandemic, I miss eating out my friends.”
“*with my friends”
“What have I done”
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
“He puts one of yours in purgatory, you put one of his in hell. THAT’S the Chicago way!”
Pope Leo wields a baseball bat on an airplane
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This one felt good
NYC “I voted early” sticker
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Italian American icon Lady Gaga
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
If you see this, post a DC Comics cover you love.
Doom Patrol issue #70 cover featuring The Codpiece and 2 female fans.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Proud to have not ranked Cuomo
I voted early sticker
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
NYC
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Here me out - if the Knicks choose to look outside of the obvious coaching candidates I’ve got the perfect guy:
Future Knicks coach (?) Pierbattista Pizzaballa
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Who wore it better?
Tiny Kash Patel in an oversized chairAdam Driver as a baby on SNL
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
It’s May 18. The Who has fired Zac Starkey as their drummer.
Dr. Manhattan sits on the moon. Time is a flat circle
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“I NEVER WANTED TO KILL, I AM NOT NATURALLY EVIL, SUCH THINGS I DO, JUST TO MAKE MYSELF MORE ATTRACTIVE TO YOU. HAVE I FAILED?”
Maria sings for the von Trapp kids, not the song that you would think.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends.
Janet Weiss, Corin Tucker, & Carrie Brownstein of Sleater-Kinney
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It’s time.
Future Pope (?) Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
They may be hideous, but at least they’re also poorly constructed.
Nearly all cybertrucks have been recalled because Tesla used the wrong glue.

Tesla says it will fix the sticky issue - which could cause panels to detach from trucks while driving - with a new adhesive “not prone to environmental embrittlement.”
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’ve made a huge mistake
Little Marco realizing how badly he has debased himself.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’m doomed.
The cast of Archer.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I do NOT want to see this school’s mascot.
ESPN chyron error - Fresno State Bulldongs.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
A GOP house leadership that looks like America.
The photos of the GOP chairs for each House Committee. 17 white men.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
Escape From the Planet Of the Apes
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hold the phone, you’re telling me that Hawk Tuah bitcoin is NOT a solid investment? Side note, “my crypto representative will be in touch“ just might be the funniest sentence ever written in the English language.
Person who spent 35K on Hawk Tuah bitcoin complains that their life savings is now gone.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Happy Anniversary to the greatest moment of the 2020’s.
Tweets from 2020:

#1: Fuck this pandemic, I miss eating out my friends

#2: *with my friends

#3: What have I done
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Bakersfield PD
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Bakersfield PD
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Could it be anything else?
Legendary breaker Raygun shows off her signature move
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Famed breaker Raygun shows off her signature move
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Garbage 2.0
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Garbage 2.0
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
The finish line approaches. Let’s do this!
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I have a good feeling that it will be a restful night’s sleep tomorrow.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
I question this number. I can’t possibly be any lower than 437,634. Recount!
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Repost with your first crush.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
The most impressive Olympic performance came from Qatari high jumper Mutaz Barshim. He won a bronze medal even though he was running low on battery power.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
TFW when the movers arrive to deliver a new couch
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
TFW the movers arrive to deliver a new couch.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Like so?
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Hey Costanza, the ocean called. They’re running out of Botox.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
You hate to see it. Literally, you hate to see it. I’m gonna have nightmares tonight
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
All the pieces fit
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
Narrator: They found him.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
We may have finally achieved Peak Milkshake Duck.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
I hate it when mommy & daddy fight.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Only one man can turn this around.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Welp. There go my plans.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 19/01/2024
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Generally try to avoid patting myself on the back, but… ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 160 9/9: Rarity: 6 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: immaculategrid.com @immaculategrid x @baseballreference.bsky.social
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
It has arrived. Looking forward to reading this one.
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Immaculate Grid
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Steve Herd @steveherd.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Yes, this makes me giddy.
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