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Steve Hasegawa

@stevehasegawa.bsky.social
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Whistleblower lawyer, sawdust production specialist, rubber side down. Save a few for Lefty too.

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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 21h
Counterpoint: I did not use AI to draft my team, and it’s probably the worst and, independently, most injured team ever drafted
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 21h
If I’m the democrats on the Oversight Committee in 2027, I’m subpoenaing proof by the end of January
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You notice he doesn’t say San Francisco? It’s because all of his crypto scam benefactors live on the Peninsula. Anyway, impeach this motherfucker for treason
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If a person did this, we’d put them in jail. Why do we allow companies to deploy tools that they know will behave criminally, and then escape responsibility because they say the magic word (“rogue”)? Ban tools that break the law and put the people who built them in jail.
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are three groups of people opposed to California’s 1-time billionaire tax:
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve probably said this before, but it should be against the rules in NFL games to wear equipment that is the same color as a penalty flag. Too confusing for fans
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/10/2026
Come on
Hegseth cosplaying a NaziJudgement scene from Wolfeinstein.
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I should have lunch with someone who thinks I am a second class citizen because people with my eye shape can’t assimilate?
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The applied-math problem that I often think about is: what is the optimal speed to run if a murderer is chasing you with a knife and there is no hope of getting help? The parameters are:
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The good thing about Jedd Fisch being a 7-5 kind of coach is that we don’t have to worry that anybody is going to poach him
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are zero justices on the court whose decisions can be credited to originalism or textualism over policy preferences
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a very “What’s Good for Ford is Good for America” manifesto
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In fact, outsourcing DOD to Musk is bad
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t imagine a position, including utility, where he’d be an upgrade over anyone already on the 40-man
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Part of the political problem is that mass media credits both sides’ framing when only one side’s is (at least partially) accurate. Both sides claim to be fighting for “rights,” but in actuality one side (sometimes weakly) defends rights and the other defends prerogatives. They’re not the same thing
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I read the ending and I wanted to koolaid man through a wall!!
Screenshot of article which reads: To restore a functioning and 
pluralistic democracy in the United States, reversing over a decade of 
democratic backsliding in the world’s oldest democracy, the thing to 
“fix” is not polarization. Polarization is the country’s immune response 
to an unpopular, antidemocratic, and intentionally divisive faction grabbing for disproportionate power to the detriment of national success, 
reputation, and democratic self-government. Tamping down that immune response only allows this minority faction to have greater control.Screenshot of article which reads: But the fury of the argument shows the importance of the outcome. 
When we focus on polarization as the problem, the solution is for ev-
eryone to quiet down and be “civil”—an outcome that benefits those 
who are willing to grab as much power as they can without concern 
for legality or civility. When we see the problem for what it is, the 
solution is to defend the most robust social progress in American his-
tory—progress that has already been codified into law and enjoyed 
by everyone alike. U.S. democracy needs leaders who are willing to 
defend those rights and voters who are willing to hold accountable the 
leaders who will not defend them. It does not need everyone simply to calm down.
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"In other words, the people who are the most 'polarized' in the U.S. electorate are those who are racist and sexist, and those who oppose racists and sexists."
Screenshot of article which reads: These numbers are relatively similar between Democrats and Repub-
licans, which often leads political pundits to claim this is more evidence 
of “polarization,” and that both sides are equally to blame. However, 
a closer look tells a more interesting story. The people who are most 
likely to vilify and dehumanize their partisan opponents are Republicans 
who are high in racism and sexism and Democrats who oppose racism 
and sexism. The people who are least likely to vilify and dehumanize 
their political opponents are Republicans who are low in racism and sex-
ism. One explanation for these patterns is that those Republicans who 
are racist and sexist vilify and dehumanize Democrats because they see 
the Democratic Party as a party of racial minorities and women; and 
Democrats who score low in racism and sexism will vilify and dehu-
manize Republicans because they consider Republicans to be racist and 
sexist. In other words, the people who are the most “polarized” in the 
U.S. electorate are those who are racist and sexist, and those who op-
pose racists and sexists.
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI disapproves of renaissance art because of all of the nudity
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’re not “going rogue.” They’re software that is programmed to behave a certain way, and their programmers know that this is one of the ways their software behaves. The term “rogue” is false framing to absolve the companies themselves of responsibility
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is so great (except for one certain building)
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elon Musk, an anti-democracy white supremacist with chronic impulse-control failure, is a supply chain risk, and any company over which he exercises control should be banned from government contracting through the withholding of appropriations effective the moment we hold either house of Congress
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Liberté biberté fraternité braternité egalité begalité,” a struggling actor, an emu, and Doug cry as they guillotine Flo. The actor and the emu soon guillotine Doug to resolve a power struggle. Then the actor guillotines the emu for being insufficiently revolutionary.
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To everybody bemoaning a playoff entrant with a losing record, remember that we would never have had Beastquake without that scenario
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In a coffee shop listening to a dance cover of Harvest Moon and this song is not supposed to make people want to choose violence but
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facebook really doesn't want you to see the new documentary exposing Elon Musk Neither do TikTok or Google or the eX social media site. Since they won't accept paid advertising, let's do some free advertising. Go see Musk in theaters October 9 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s happening at UCLA reminds me that my theory of institutions is that they usually end up prioritizing their decisionmakers over their mission or supposed constituencies.
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day 4 of saying this: if your company builds a so-called “agentic” machine that does things that break the law if done by a human, your executives should be personally liable
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucking WHAT
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This guy’s defense is preposterous. The kind of openly insincere defense that makes neo-Nazis wink and laugh but confounds journalists
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My honest-to-god take is that bringing something to your interview might affect your prospects and it might not, and it might give clues about office culture and it might not, and it’s important to factor those possibilities into your choice of whether to bring something
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i wonder if the people at flock see the irony in this.
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m not going to share my top-10 TV list, because who cares, but the one show on the NYT list that bothers me is The Comeback. I found it so mean-spirited, so utterly contemptuous of its main character, that the supposedly cringe comedy just felt like torture and I don’t understand the love
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s a story I just remembered. In college, we used to play a game called “Death Ball.” Like Calvinball, it had no real rules, but it usually involved diving from one room to another while a guy in the hallway threw stuff at you. Whatever was handy, shoes, soap, balls, books, toothpaste
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Rogerman @rogerman99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the major attractions is to free yourself from any accountability at all. Have an unaccountable AI stand in. A consultant on speed & steroids.
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Third day in a row I’ll post this sentiment: if your company creates a machine that behaves in a way that would be criminal if done by a human, your executives should be criminally liable. Add “inciting violence” to “hacking” and “driving into a farmer’s market”
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We just need to accept that Fetterman is a MAGA Republican now and calibrate our needs accordingly
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Among the many ways Google search has enshittified itself, beyond just the AI slop: it used to give you trusted information first. Now it often puts scam info right at the top, dressed up as real info. Like when you’re applying for a tourist visa or trying to download a printer driver
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait a minute: did Rick Rizzs just say the White Sox forced Luis Castillo to cut his hair?!?!! omw to Chicago to fight their front office
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would not invest in a company whose growth plan is substantially premised on pretending two-party consent laws do not exist
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Put it down, Gen Z. Ice coffee is for ice closers
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know we’d need a statutory change, but in my view the executives of a company whose AI does something illegal should themselves be criminally liable
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump is the dumbest person in American government, but Tommy Tuberville leaves it all on the field against him every day
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"You can't make this up." -- Person who just made it up
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One thing I hate about Amazon Prime streaming: if you want to pause to look at the details of the image—composition; something written in the background; peripheral figures—you cannot. It immediately converts to an ad.
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An industry that pretends that gambling is investing, where nearly all retail gamblers lose, and where insider betting is functionally uncontrollable, now wants you to take out loans so you can lose more to the pro sharps
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In retrospect, maybe it said something that we elected a president who had a first-grader’s understanding of punctuation and then just accepted it because his ego couldn’t handle people editing him
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every couple of months I sharpen my chisels and it is very satisfying
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/KbbZc2pab9k?...
youtu.be
The Wire - Stringer Bell changes the name of the product
YouTube video by MAYA PUTRA
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will keep saying this because it has become necessary: if you run a company that creates a machine that breaks the law, you should be legally responsible. If there is no accountability for misconduct, there are no incentives to prevent harm
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Steve Hasegawa @stevehasegawa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re mad at billionaires deciding who gets to say what at sports stadiums, maybe ask why state and local governments are building stadiums for those billionaires via subsidies, tax breaks, tax-preferred funding districts, and “infrastructure improvements” (hidden subsidies)
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