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steveehrstein.bsky.social

@steveehrstein.bsky.social
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Just a petulant child thrust into middle age.

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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 5h
Just like many adults.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey/Maturin novels are particularly insidious and amusing for this.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Puppet Show and Spinal Tap
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got tired and lazy? Money's corrosive effect? Proximity to power/influence? Little from each column?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026
"Your cell contains a sleeping pod, a tube of infinite Chicken Wingz, and a relaxing BubbleStation game console that, incidentally, helps us create more apps as you play. For every algorithm you complete on your BubbleStation, you’ll receive two delicious Wingz." buff.ly/IPg2YSB
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Our Open-Plan Office Failed, So We’re Moving to a Towering Panopticon
“The panopticon is absolutely not a fad. It is an idea whose time in the tech world has come.” Feb 21, 2022 9/17/23 9/24/24
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Foucault Inc lol
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like a block of gouda in a sports coat.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like a block of gouda in a sports coat.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's getting paid to churn out a product. He knows what the specs are on that product and he hops to. Might as well be putting together Dodge Coronets on the line in 1968. Same level of intellectual curiosity.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back on AF1 classic. Qatar Force One must be on the fritz.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the price he pays to have hair on his head now. He's like a werewolf only way less fun and with it.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does she ever stop with the rictus grin? Even Kevin Hassett gives the smirk some time off.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's a BAR.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, great, now they're going to be crankier. Awesome...
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's so boring.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A supine Congress and captured judiciary were not among the Founders' imaginations.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, we certainly need some Amendments in the Constitution to deal with the norms he walked right through.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down for a damnatio memoriae.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, Footloose next?
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No, pretty straightforward normie until he asked God's blessing for each traveler and America as a whole at the end. Unlike Magabarbie he harbors no identifiable greater ambition.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was at an airport this weekend and watched his little recorded TSA spiel: he was clutching it in that too. Remarked on it to my wife.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oddly enough in a previous incarnation he was a fairly pragmatic moderate Republican. At some point he just seemingly went off the rails - seems to have been around when he became MO AG and wanted to make a grab for the brass ring. Is he Vancing? missouriindependent.com/2026/09/29/e...
missouriindependent.com
Commentary: Eric Schmitt’s Hawks-Hawkeyes blunder and the politician he’s become • Missouri Independent
Missouri Sen. Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury over a Hawks-Hawkeyes mix-up, highlighting how his political style has changed.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh he's a talented politician but his talents lie in figuring out novel ways to whip up the rubes and keep their attention. He knows what he's doing, but it's about culture war nonsense and trying to harness the magachuds to his own power not competent governance.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one. He won in 2022 so he's not up until 2028. Looking forward to seeing him around town and calling him a fash cocksucker in the meantime though.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's all he needed to do: introduce this claim into the chud info stream. Doesn't matter if it is true so long as it whips up the rubes. It's *exactly* his MO back in MO.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He rode culture war rube bait into office. When he was lower down the food chain here he was kind of a pragmatic moderate but realized the path to power was through idiotic signaling like suing China and other covid nonsense. He took the Hawley elevator (which failed for Andrew Bailey yesterday).
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Key-ster...
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Material evidence for another article of impeachment. Spread 'em around for the entire claque of toadies.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Antichrist: Peter Thiel.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks like Captcha asking to select all squares with pedophiles.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the dictionary under "rictus grin."
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lots of cheering but it just sounded solid before and after - loud stadium sound. But he looks oddly diminished and shrunken: a tired old man.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eventually ETTD.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They'll still vote for him when in the confines of the voting both. Because they also knew Trump was a crook and here we are.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We had that once and then again but just enough idiots wanted the racism or were wishing really hard for a time warp back to 2017. So here we are. Again.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All I see is a guy who bites the head off a chicken at a 1930s carnival.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crassus' Parthian disaster has some strange relevance at this point. He was a real estate guy...
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And what about the "to the victor go the spoils" comment? Like wtf even was that!? At the UN!?
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn't this the plot of Bad Lieutenant?
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
North Korean News Anchor Delivers Propaganda
ALT: North Korean News Anchor Delivers Propaganda
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get a rope
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Molesworth is a deep cut.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Next up: Trump-Kennedy Military Center for Performing Arts and Things That Go Boom
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe even if we are vital and with it we might want to enjoy that time for ourselves? You know, enjoy life while we can and not have to give our whole healthy life to the billionaires' money machine.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd *like* to send him to Iran. Either airdropped without a parachute or simply plopped on the tarmac at Tehran International with a note pinned to him saying "war criminal and doofus, do as you please."
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"This is War" on his shirt. No, dipshit, war is not prancing up some steps for a photoshoot after your makeup crew gets you fancy. What a consummate ass.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's almost the shade and texture of a partially inflated football. Just a bit more.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Humbling punishment and confiscation of all wealth for all families involved. Don Jr and Eric and Jared and all should be reduced to penury once they are released from a long spell in a labor camp.
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hair Führer
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steveehrstein.bsky.social @steveehrstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I envision a Nork parade made up entirely of Tom of Finland characters.
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