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Steve Patterson

@steve-patterson.bsky.social
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Nerd. Retired. Amateur pogonotropher. Here for the vibe; I'll try to keep up. "With great power comes great voltage and/or truly excessive current." No DMs. God is real unless declared an integer. [ old nerd humor, don't worry about it ]

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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He *might* be artificial, but that's as far as I am willing to go.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The War on Drugs, the War on Poverty, the War on Crime, the War on Terror, the War on Government, and the Iran War (that he started) three times (at least).
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, okay, okay, but in the interest of fairness... they worked harder to get up in the morning than they did to lower prices.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would pay to watch zombie Richard Nixon shamble into the Oval Office and then starve trying to find Trump's brain.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jack Smith and Eric Schmitt: When Badass Met Dumbass
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, neither of the Missouri Senators can distinguish a burro from a burrow. (A *burro* is an ass. A *burrow* is a hole in the ground).
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That only counts for people who read.
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Scott Rockvam @flowstatephoto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That last summer sunset the other night was a stunner. I kept paddling to different spots to get as many perspectives as I could as the light changed. What an amazing evening in the kayak.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What's a truck bomb or two among the truly devoted, eh?
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not sure about that; the massive party might be a significant distraction.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There's also a petty little B in the White House, but you probably did know that.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sen. Addison "Mitch" McConnell (R-Westworld) is back in D.C....
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not so much catatonic as animatronic, it would seem.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And the friendship for the ages, of Donald and Jeffrey...
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Trump Calls for 3rd Obama Term"
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There's a few parts could go missing and I wouldn't cry... like maybe the Bribery Coast of Florida...
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For thou art an excellent wordsmith, yet bereft in the art of bakery.
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Plain Kate @k8thek8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey drivers: I need you to understand that when you get to an intersection and there's a cyclist crossing in front of you, even if YOU know you see them, there's a good chance THEY don't know you do. Come to a fucking stop till they cross. Stop fucking rolling at them. Fucksake.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They turned out to be furniture. C'est la vie.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
With respect, I believe Canada won this tariff war the moment it began.
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Evan Above @e-vanabove.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
““Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.” - Elvis Presley. #photography
Sunrise over Marseille.

From behind the jagged outlines of the eastern massifs…this truth!

A mix of tangerine, yellow, and blue sky.

Grey clouds overhead and several sunbeams spread out across the morning sky.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm unsure... is Trump an evil stupid man, or is he a stupid evil man?
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He's estivating.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was Mexican, but not until the people who monitored it were sent packing by the current administration.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
But with the substandard beef coming from Argentina, give it a little time...
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why do you hate Canada so much? ;-)
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Still photo from "The Mask" of Jim Carrey's character holding two fans of money, with the caption "The buck stops here -- Harry S. Truman // That buck goes right into my pocket -- Donald J. Trump"
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@mapquest.com does it again...
MapQuest map of Lake Ontario and surrounding area, but with the lake titled "Lake YoureOnTheList" instead of "Ontario"
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
To be honest, though, we might be better off as a nation if more joined him.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Current Squeaker of the House is Mike "ro" Johnson.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He's estivating.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
er.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a) it would be disqualified for crossing lanes, and b) what's the point of winning your heat if you die immediately and are unable to compete in the finals?
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Blue Ball, Climax... what's a dyslexic scrotum next to all that?
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You are a product of your environment; PA has a number of perhaps questionably-named municipalities. :-)
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe I need to update my prescription (lenses more than meds), but I read that as "The 80-year-old preditor's..."
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Did it solo once or twice. Much easier with another person. I'm looking forward to the day when my car insurance will give me a discount because a stick has become nearly un-stealable.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
An image purporting to be a business card for Natalie J. Harp with a title of "White House Diaper Genie", the phone number for the White House switchboard, and a made-up email address
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Coral King @rocketcoral.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Time for 🛏️ #sunset (Nov 2020)
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I would like to "like" this a thousand times, please. Not everything is a "Kodak moment."
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOGp...
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Lady
YouTube video by Styx - Topic
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So no body cameras, but $20M for shock gloves?
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
static.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/...
Photo depicts the character "The Mouth of Sauron" from "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" motion picture.
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wait... "We surrender!" isn't a negotiation?
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Department of Alcohol-Fueled Tantrums?
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hmm... is oral sex an official act?
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Taking a test open book only helps you if you, you know, read...
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wasn't he like captain of the Stanford Rape Team or something?
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Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Or even just by spelling it, it would seem...
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