Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He *might* be artificial, but that's as far as I am willing to go. 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The War on Drugs, the War on Poverty, the War on Crime, the War on Terror, the War on Government, and the Iran War (that he started) three times (at least). 010
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okay, okay, okay, but in the interest of fairness... they worked harder to get up in the morning than they did to lower prices. 010
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I would pay to watch zombie Richard Nixon shamble into the Oval Office and then starve trying to find Trump's brain. 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jack Smith and Eric Schmitt: When Badass Met Dumbass 020
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To be fair, neither of the Missouri Senators can distinguish a burro from a burrow. (A *burro* is an ass. A *burrow* is a hole in the ground). 000
Reposted by Steve PattersonScott Rockvam @flowstatephoto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026That last summer sunset the other night was a stunner. I kept paddling to different spots to get as many perspectives as I could as the light changed. What an amazing evening in the kayak. 1772783
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What's a truck bomb or two among the truly devoted, eh? 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not sure about that; the massive party might be a significant distraction. 111
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There's also a petty little B in the White House, but you probably did know that. 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sen. Addison "Mitch" McConnell (R-Westworld) is back in D.C.... 130
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Not so much catatonic as animatronic, it would seem. 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026And the friendship for the ages, of Donald and Jeffrey... 060
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There's a few parts could go missing and I wouldn't cry... like maybe the Bribery Coast of Florida... 040
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For thou art an excellent wordsmith, yet bereft in the art of bakery. 030
Reposted by Steve PattersonPlain Kate @k8thek8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hey drivers: I need you to understand that when you get to an intersection and there's a cyclist crossing in front of you, even if YOU know you see them, there's a good chance THEY don't know you do. Come to a fucking stop till they cross. Stop fucking rolling at them. Fucksake. 3348162
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They turned out to be furniture. C'est la vie. 040
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026With respect, I believe Canada won this tariff war the moment it began. 011
Reposted by Steve PattersonEvan Above @e-vanabove.bsky.social · 04/09/2026““Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.” - Elvis Presley. #photography 1228945
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm unsure... is Trump an evil stupid man, or is he a stupid evil man? 010
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It was Mexican, but not until the people who monitored it were sent packing by the current administration. 060
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026But with the substandard beef coming from Argentina, give it a little time... 130
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026To be honest, though, we might be better off as a nation if more joined him. 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Current Squeaker of the House is Mike "ro" Johnson. 060
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026a) it would be disqualified for crossing lanes, and b) what's the point of winning your heat if you die immediately and are unable to compete in the finals? 070
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Blue Ball, Climax... what's a dyslexic scrotum next to all that? 010
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You are a product of your environment; PA has a number of perhaps questionably-named municipalities. :-) 210
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Maybe I need to update my prescription (lenses more than meds), but I read that as "The 80-year-old preditor's..." 110
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Did it solo once or twice. Much easier with another person. I'm looking forward to the day when my car insurance will give me a discount because a stick has become nearly un-stealable. 000
Reposted by Steve PattersonCoral King @rocketcoral.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Time for 🛏️ #sunset (Nov 2020) 954159
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I would like to "like" this a thousand times, please. Not everything is a "Kodak moment." 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOGp...youtube.comLadyYouTube video by Styx - Topic 010
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So no body cameras, but $20M for shock gloves? 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/... 020
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Wait... "We surrender!" isn't a negotiation? 010
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The Department of Alcohol-Fueled Tantrums? 110
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Taking a test open book only helps you if you, you know, read... 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Wasn't he like captain of the Stanford Rape Team or something? 000
Steve Patterson @steve-patterson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Or even just by spelling it, it would seem... 030