Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 17hI like my women the way I like my chocolate! I don't really know how to follow that up, except to say that I don't have either, atm. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 17hOh, I dislike my neighbors because they have loud parties until 1am. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 17hYou can't even pass a kidney stone, you dementia patient. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 17hWhen this nightmare is over, I'm not going to respect anyone who voted for this clusterfuck. If you won't pay attention, you don't get any respect. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 21hAll well and good, but what about the pizza delivery and the pool boy? 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 21hThe kind of men that make you put your hand over your drink... And a slipcover on your sofa. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 21hOh, I have plans, alright!youtu.beCletus the Slack Jawed YokelYouTube video by Dark Simpsons 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 21hSame here, but most times, I have to sleep on the couch for a couple of weeks. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 21h"Price stickiness". And diesel fuel not getting cheaper for the next year at least. And two more years of this idjit thinking you can bully reality. On the bright side, everyone is a millionaire! Or course, that's just inflation... 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 21hYep, and some people's internal monolog is so loud, that it's like another person speaking. Shut up Bob, no one was talking to you. 120
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 21hConsidering how they've fubared things recently, maybe they'll accidentally... 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 22hJack?youtu.beJack Nitzsche - The Lonely SurferYouTube video by Wayne Smith 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ok, I just looked at the boobies. I just don't want to be horrified atm. 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All I remember was drinking a case of beer with my buddies, then we tied them to some dope's car bumper. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A local Verizon guy explained to me that if internet access was reclassified as a utility, rather than a luxury, it could be regulated by the government. Federal, I assume. Considering how difficult it is to do anything offline, it needs to be a utility. 110
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Love this guy! youtube.com/shorts/kR17w...youtube.comWhat happens to all our chicken byproduct???YouTube video by Farming While Beige 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jeez, you mean I was supposed to get a card? Now I have another reason to be irritated with the ex... 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did you realize that Scatman Cruthers was murdered by TWO white guys? Jack Nicholson and the director who hated the source material? 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Interesting that a very, very conservative couple that I know of, has a child that is getting transition surgery in PA. You mean there's no hospitals that do this in their home state of Alabama? Only a rhetorical question, I support her pursuit of being her true self. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Because old white guys make my hypervigilance a *positive* personality trait? 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's going to be crazy windy tonight, but I have my blanket! #cats #catsofbluesky 050
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tommy Tuberville is a good argument for mandatory cognitive testing. 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Getting out of the house is difficult, and not in a good way. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My kink is finding Republicans are hypocrites. 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Great, leaving the house is supposed to make me horny? That can't be right. 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why I named my sons Hellspawn and Demonic (Nick for short). 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026With an ass like mine, why should I wait? Oh. Yeah. Restraining orders. 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Imagine hiring someone who's not allowed within 500 feet of a Petsmart. 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He was the kind of man who knew how to make his own sandwich. If you know what I mean. 010
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fun fact, that manbot is 100% Belgian chocolate. It may replace men, but it will have to be kept in cool, dark places. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Did a ridiculous amount of yard cleanup this past week. Dug out about eight bags of invasive vines and briars, a ton of bricks and cinderblocks, for the garden. Cats insisted that I spend quality time with them in their favorite room, the back porch. #cats #catsofbluesky #urbanfarmboy 040
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It took me a while, but I've learned that people who are a little mean to me in public are downright cruel in private. 120
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One dollar's worth of M's isn't good for aking uch of a cofortable retireent. 000
Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026She said in an interview that it was designed to be comfortable for women to play, so that explains the shape. Genius, actually. 020
