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“Hatman” Stetson Walker

@stetsonwalker.bsky.social
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Well that wasn't how I wanted to find out I was unemployed.
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Y'all should join @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social, where the vanilla midgets play!
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sunshine the werewolf @insurgentsia.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
idek what else there is left to say to @maxdaemon.bsky.social so here's a doodle of Popeye with big naturals and a BBL
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maxdaemon.bsky.social @maxdaemon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Yeah, like. Fuck @insurgentsia.bsky.social or something #lew9 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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Mrs. Atara Raven @atararaven.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
According to my frenemy Matthias Syn anything Presidential is inept and beneath me and with a name like Coolidge this guy can only be forgettable.... Anyways, gonna sip from my vine until #LEW9
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Larry Tact ⭐️👊 @tactilizingone.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Tungsten Funkler is a candidate for the Tactilize Yourself program. After #LEW9 he'll experience a state of Tactilizing and will certainly be grateful to have only dropped $2750 for it-- in THIS economy!
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
To prep for Rug boy and the flat bed fornicator, @vhodka.bsky.social and I put aside our differences and went to the dollar store. Got a toy for our overlord Cashew and some pool noodles to wallop you boys good and proper. #LEW9 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I'm back after a vacay, what I miss?
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Hell yeah Larry! Get it!
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
LEW card probably gonna be in a couple days. I'm gonna try to get that recruitment game up here a bit for some fresh faces in the LEW shuffle for y'all hopefully. <3
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
@stetsonwalker.bsky.social picks up a dub over @fiscalcliffcool.bsky.social after hitting BELTer Skelter (a real move and not some dumb shit I totally just made up) at 8:01. #LEW8
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Larry Tact ⭐️👊 @tactilizingone.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I have to face Vhodka for #LEW8 and it's going to be a total snoozer because I'm taking very practical yet intuitive and, lastly, proactive measures. I'm saying I'll drug her and then we'll see how she handles my Bloodweb PTSD, unless she mentally overrides the pills for then we must wrestle IRL!
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Well this is just unfortunate for @fiscalcliffcool.bsky.social that he got booked against the champ at the start of the month when the rent’s due. Wanna put the boots to my landlord but Mr. Moneybags is gonna have to do. #LEW8 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Controversy and chaos breaks out as @dedmemry.bsky.social and @stetsonwalker.bsky.social’s slugfest ends in a 30 minute draw following ringside interruption from contender Vhodka Black. #LEW7
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
So, masked buddy boy wants to make noise about sitting at the big kids’ table here in LEW? Well then, I reckon we can pull out a chair, so he can come over and then he can pick between BELT1 & BELT2 for which one I’m putting to his ass. #LEW7 @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
To celebrate being the first two time holder of BELT, I decided what BELT needed was a companion. After some alchemical-cajiggery or whatever behold! @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
LEW 7 Card is here! Main event open to all talent outside of LEW as well! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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LEW 7
LEW 7: Show Name LIVE! from this sign Embarrass, Minnesota Main Event Battle Royal to decide #1 Contender for Necklace Winner picks partner Matthias Syn, Scoops McGee, Rugaroo, “Truck” Fuchs, Atara...
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Popcorn previously sold by the establishment is thrown in the air like confetti as Walker celebrates the beginning of a second reign with BELT! #LEW6
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
In our main event (now a triple threat), @maxdaemon.bsky.social ducks a boot from @tactilizingone.bsky.social that sends the champ over the top. Max turns for a Superman punch to @stetsonwalker.bsky.social, but is caught mid flight and hit with a crisp ass powerbomb for the pin at 45:09. #LEW6
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
At #LEW6, I’m going to bring BELT back to me, then call up a certain pink-haired hottie for a beer to celebrate. I got my opponents nervous like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, because they know when *this* hat gets thrown into the ring there’s only result. Veni, vidi, vici.
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
In the main event, it’s @tactilizingone.bsky.social and @stetsonwalker.bsky.social who secure the win after Tact comes flying off the top of one of the cars with a crossbody on @jommyscousin.bsky.social and a roll through motion for the pin at 19:09. #LEW5
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Larry Tact ⭐️👊 @tactilizingone.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
#LEW5 Me and Stetson are about to saddle up & lock in to corral two dastardly intruders on these @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social BELTlands. #TactFacts say they'll be leavin' with BELT'ed hides so everyone knows who whipped those keisters.
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Went and got that city slicker Larry a proper hat and boots for this match, so now I reckon we’re gonna stomp on those varmints. They’re fixin’ to get BELT to their asses. #LEW5
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
As a peace offering for the nasty insinuations @tactilizingone.bsky.social made about how he treated BELT, he sprang for getting my phone fixed. I guess I’ll play nice and we can tan some hides together and resolve our differences later.
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
i swiped a phone from oen of the med staff… once this concussion wears off Tact will pay 4 stealing BELT like tht… I’m sleepy…
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Larry Tact ⭐️👊 @tactilizingone.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
BELTs cries of HELP! ring true Heisted by dastardly Walker, Stetson Ranger Whisked BELT from Hell & bid us adieu! Here comes Low Effort Power Ranger via Big Apple manger Liberating? Neigh! TACTILIZING a thief #LEW4 Send packing with a mouthful of hay You'll hoist BELT no more!
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
#LEW4
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
LEW 4 card is here! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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Spencer Adams @badmonadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Fed may not start up til fall, but the community for UCI is already growing rapidly in our discord. Join below. :) discord.gg/MQq65aCV
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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necklace enthusiast @100wecs.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
is this the hatman
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Low Effort Wrestling @loweffortwrestling.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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“Hatman” Stetson Walker @stetsonwalker.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
#LEW3
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