Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 16/06/2026Got to show a kindergarten class My Neighbor Totoro for the first time, and that shit was magical. Saw a whole class silent and rapt with wonder. Going to heaven for that fr 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 06/06/2026NVM everyone a New Yorker except the one woman who asked me how to spell Knicks for a text 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 06/06/2026Franz Ferdinand in a Honda Accord adstatic.klipy.comPerson Getting Old: Aging EffectALT: Person Getting Old: Aging Effect 020
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2026Teaching the Gen z employee how to piratemedia.tenor.comtwo men are looking at a laptop computer .ALT: two men are looking at a laptop computer . 001
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 06/02/2026TF is "Brooklyn sober" you don't eat ketamine off the ground? 010
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 05/01/202650 years ago America never heard the "I'm x and you're not" joke and now I have to suffer 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 05/11/2025Man imagine the worst shitlib who is as upset tonight as they were in 2016 lmao gottee 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 04/11/2025How many boomers do you think will end up accidentally voting Zohran bc they couldn't be fucked to find his bullshit independent party on the ballot 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 04/11/2025Holy shit only realizing now you're behind my recent favorite podcast 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 10/09/2025Oh man I did a solid Woody impression while teaching kindergarten drama and those kids ate that up 😭🙂↕️😊 010
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 25/07/2025the degeneracy of rizz or any charisma in contemporary politicians must be discussed (yes, i just remembered i owe you a text) 010
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 24/06/2025Me leading the elderly to the voting booths so a sex pest failed gov doesn't winmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottomALT: a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom 010
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 23/06/2025The arrogance to be a scumbag politician and a literal registered sex offender and campaign like you're the victim beaten, bandaged, and bloodied - because you chose to run again in a historic show of hubris 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 22/06/2025Jd vance in the back likemedia.tenor.coma man with makeup on his face is looking through a doorALT: a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door 011
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 17/04/2025But also they see their opposition party holding on to rules they don't follow, so they don't fear any recourse 070
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 14/03/2025Ayo how THE FUCK do I go from the Fulton J platform to the PATH train without having to walk outside and walk around tourists that look like they came out of WALL-E 010
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 12/03/2025Work part time at a church and they do a yearly "leadership conference" and this year we had to interpret this image (yes I'm applying to so many fucking jobs) 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 08/03/2025Took a shower while listening to bad Bunny and almost busted my ass 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 01/03/2025Aight I was trying to list other animal's eggs but you nailed it ty king 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 01/03/2025Do you think rfk jr sounds like how rfk sounded when he got shot 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 21/02/2025Yeah anyone that willfully slept with that guy just absolutely no sympathy 010
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025Gee should I blame a room of a dozen millionaires who make decisions or the millions of people disillusioned by the choices of the dozen millionaires 010
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025Of course hochul won't boot Adams, because that would require her to do something 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025My dad has all his voice assistants on his phone as male bc he said it "feels like cheating" meanwhile I'm like "who got the hottest voice" 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025Truly the best actor and person of the bunch - none of them could pull off his appearance in blade runner but he could pull off their roles 050
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025This is not shitting on baristas (I was one and needed the money). I'm saying he couldn't handle the day-to-day of "hi, how are you, what can I get you?" 010
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025How does Hakeem Jeffries have a job? If I had that stage presence I'd quit any public facing job, even if it were barista and I needed the money 100
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 19/02/2025It gets worse too bc this carpetbagging MF is a Levi Strauss heir 020
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 19/02/2025This mf got me rooting for hochul do you know how many layers of enemy of my enemy I have to perform in my head 000
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 19/02/2025Most accusations are confessions, and I think he's just admitting the "liberals" as he frames himself are actually right of center and doesn't like the proximity to the Republican party he holds in such low regard, because they perform manners poorly 010
Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 18/02/2025Gotta love western chauvisism wrapped up in the shallowest spiritual terms 010