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Steph Straub

@stephstraub.com
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Friendly neighborhood Nuyorican. Writer, editor, and filmmaker. A Young Lord called me a "warrior poet" so I've been riding that high ever since. stephstraub.com

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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 16/06/2026
Got to show a kindergarten class My Neighbor Totoro for the first time, and that shit was magical. Saw a whole class silent and rapt with wonder. Going to heaven for that fr
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 06/06/2026
NVM everyone a New Yorker except the one woman who asked me how to spell Knicks for a text
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 06/06/2026
Franz Ferdinand in a Honda Accord ad
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Person Getting Old: Aging Effect
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/05/2026
RIP Phil Spector you would've loved Bad Bunny
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 30/03/2026
In a past life, we were partners in supermarket sweep
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2026
Teaching the Gen z employee how to pirate
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two men are looking at a laptop computer .
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 09/02/2026
EVERYONE GET MORE PUERTO RICAN ASAP
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 06/02/2026
TF is "Brooklyn sober" you don't eat ketamine off the ground?
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 05/01/2026
50 years ago America never heard the "I'm x and you're not" joke and now I have to suffer
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 05/11/2025
Man imagine the worst shitlib who is as upset tonight as they were in 2016 lmao gottee
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 04/11/2025
How do I get the hinge aloof wife filter
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 04/11/2025
How many boomers do you think will end up accidentally voting Zohran bc they couldn't be fucked to find his bullshit independent party on the ballot
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 04/11/2025
Holy shit only realizing now you're behind my recent favorite podcast
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 10/09/2025
Oh man I did a solid Woody impression while teaching kindergarten drama and those kids ate that up 😭🙂‍↕️😊
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 25/07/2025
the degeneracy of rizz or any charisma in contemporary politicians must be discussed (yes, i just remembered i owe you a text)
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 24/07/2025
Me, 4 years old, watching rocko's modern life
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 25/06/2025
GET YOUR BUM ASS BACK TO WESTCHESTER
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 25/06/2025
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 24/06/2025
Me leading the elderly to the voting booths so a sex pest failed gov doesn't win
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a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 23/06/2025
The arrogance to be a scumbag politician and a literal registered sex offender and campaign like you're the victim beaten, bandaged, and bloodied - because you chose to run again in a historic show of hubris
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 22/06/2025
Jd vance in the back like
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a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 17/04/2025
But also they see their opposition party holding on to rules they don't follow, so they don't fear any recourse
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 03/04/2025
"not me tho I'm different" - every reactionary ever
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 03/04/2025
Blocking any and all Cory Booker Simps
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 15/03/2025
They didn't have love in their heart like this one
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 14/03/2025
That's crazy who's the CEO
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 14/03/2025
Ayo how THE FUCK do I go from the Fulton J platform to the PATH train without having to walk outside and walk around tourists that look like they came out of WALL-E
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 12/03/2025
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 12/03/2025
2025 ay you want access to my Plex server?
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 12/03/2025
Hey has Schumer said fucking anything yet?
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 12/03/2025
Work part time at a church and they do a yearly "leadership conference" and this year we had to interpret this image (yes I'm applying to so many fucking jobs)
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 12/03/2025
Reading it to the tune of "in my life" by the Beatles
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 08/03/2025
Took a shower while listening to bad Bunny and almost busted my ass
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 01/03/2025
Aight I was trying to list other animal's eggs but you nailed it ty king
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 01/03/2025
Do you think rfk jr sounds like how rfk sounded when he got shot
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 21/02/2025
Yeah anyone that willfully slept with that guy just absolutely no sympathy
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 21/02/2025
No one wants to impress Jodie Foster anymore 😔
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025
Gee should I blame a room of a dozen millionaires who make decisions or the millions of people disillusioned by the choices of the dozen millionaires
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025
Of course hochul won't boot Adams, because that would require her to do something
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025
My dad has all his voice assistants on his phone as male bc he said it "feels like cheating" meanwhile I'm like "who got the hottest voice"
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025
Truly the best actor and person of the bunch - none of them could pull off his appearance in blade runner but he could pull off their roles
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025
Lmao yep that's really gonna get the people going
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025
No one trying to impress Jodie foster these days huh
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025
This is not shitting on baristas (I was one and needed the money). I'm saying he couldn't handle the day-to-day of "hi, how are you, what can I get you?"
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 20/02/2025
How does Hakeem Jeffries have a job? If I had that stage presence I'd quit any public facing job, even if it were barista and I needed the money
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 19/02/2025
It gets worse too bc this carpetbagging MF is a Levi Strauss heir
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 19/02/2025
Look at my gov't dawg we ain't getting shit done
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 19/02/2025
This mf got me rooting for hochul do you know how many layers of enemy of my enemy I have to perform in my head
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 19/02/2025
Most accusations are confessions, and I think he's just admitting the "liberals" as he frames himself are actually right of center and doesn't like the proximity to the Republican party he holds in such low regard, because they perform manners poorly
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Steph Straub @stephstraub.com · 18/02/2025
Gotta love western chauvisism wrapped up in the shallowest spiritual terms
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